We go into the mid-week with the good guys winning, the lefties reduced to sputtering complete nonsense, and the youth of London thinking they live in South-Central or Detroit.
A) The Democrats and their union thugs tried to recall six GOP State Senators on Tuesday. They needed to win three of those races, while winning both of the next week’s recall elections for two of the Dim-ocrat Fleebagger State Senators. The unions spent huge amounts of dues money extorted from the workers in many states, but lost this battle, again. Maybe it is time for the union members to replace their leaders, who care about union power and solidarity, but not what is actually good for their members and the nation.
B) Blogger Garnet92 has definitely done his homework. Here are a couple of in-depth blog posts detailing the 17 things most critics have against Rick Perry, with the full story on all of them, then he laid out the case FOR Rick Perry. Well done.
C) Here we go again. News-weak Magazine is now saying that Michelle Bachmann and all of the Tea Party folks are “radical” because they want to (gasp) actually shrink the government instead of just slightly slowing its growth. I guess that means well over half of the country is officially “radical”, as poll after poll shows the taxpaying public wanting a smaller government. Of course the 49% who do NOT pay taxes are mostly still believers in that hopey-changey thing.
D) Slobbering Bawney Fwank actually said that the downgrade by S&P was because we spend too much on our military. Really? Military spending as a percentage of GDP is lower than at any time since the 30s, and we know what kind of shape our forces were in at the beginning of WW2. UnConstitutional entitlement programs cost much more than the military, and their unfunded mandates are growing exponentially.
E) ABC’s Cokehead Roberts actually blamed the credit downgrade on the Constitution. Well, Dear Leader DID say it was a “flawed” document.
F) On Monday, King Putt took some time away from the golf course to blame Republicans for the downgrade, call for more taxes on those who don’t pay their fair share, increased unemployment benefits, and throw another $105 million into the completely useless “relief” efforts in Somalia. Then he went off to more high-dollar fundraisers. The only job Barack Obama has ever taken seriously is campaigning. His remarks once again blamed the Japanese tsunami for the downgrade, along with people who drew lines in the sand, although his own lines in the sand are, like him, completely blameless. We are still waiting on any serious budget-cutting plans from the Democrats in the House, Senate, or White House that do anything about entitlement reform.
G) When Monday evening’s fundraisers rolled around, he was back to his old stand-by tactic…Blame Bush! “We do have a serious problem in terms of debt and deficit, and much of it I inherited.” Is he REALLY going to continue that line of bovine fecal matter? He didn’t inherit the so-called “stimulus”, Obamacare, QE1, and QE2. The biggest deficit under Bush, coincidentally when he had a Congress run by Pelosi, Reid, and Obama, was less than HALF the deficit from last year or for this year. QUIT LYING AND MAN-UP! Now we know that will never happen, because The Chosen One is perfect and blameless. Our good friend Gunny G has a post up showing just some of the entities and events blamed by Obama recently. Google even reports that “Obama blames” has over six million hits.
H) Jeanne Francoise Kerry-Heinz blamed the downgrade on the GOP and the Tea Party, which brought about a swift counter from Allen West, in which he slams Tax Cheat Timmy, saying that when THAT refrigerator door opens, the light doesn’t come on!
I) Former Fed Chairman Greenspan showed us why liberals really do need to be put out of their misery. This “highly educated” person bleated that the US will never default on our debt because we can just print more money to pay. So we can just turn our currency into Monopoly money and bring back visions of the Weimar Republic, when men hauled wheelbarrows full of Marks just to buy a loaf of bread and the nation had to print a 1 billion Mark note.
J) Fat communist pig Michael Mooreon responded to the downgrade by calling for Obama to arrest the CEO of Standard & Poor’s. Hey Lardbutt, the CEO of S&P isn’t the one illegally spending trillions of dollars in violation of the Constitution and all economic sense.
K) “If Congress fails to extend the payroll-tax cut and the unemployment-insurance benefits that I’ve called for, it could mean 1 million fewer jobs.” Huh? That quote is from Dear Leader’s call for another round of so-called “stimulus” spending. Yes, now that he has another blank check, he wants to repeat another one of his failures. Evidently, he and Red Nanny both believe that drawing unemployment should count as having a job. Wrong answer, Kenyan Keynesian! If you take away the incentive to be a lazy leech, those people might actually get jobs! Open up your nearest big-city newspaper. There are jobs available!
L) In response to our credit downgrade and debt crisis, liberal groups (moveon.org, unions, Rebuild the Dream, etc) are saying that the proper course of action at this time is to…wait for it…wait…SPEND AND TAX MORE! They are proposing a new “stimulus” called “Contract for the American Dream”. These people really do have brain disorders.
M) Only in the United States do you get lawsuits over something like this. Is the USOC going to sue all of the mapmakers in the US over the Olympic Penninsula in Washington State?
N) Is this the reason America’s liberals want to slash our defense budget?
O) Neal Boortz has a plan to turn our economy around. The only point that I disagree with is ending the war on drugs. President Crawfish would use Agent Orange on all of the poppy fields of Asia and the pot farms of Central and South America.
P) The unemployment rate of 9.1% is just an illusion. The real numbers are worse, but the government doesn’t want those numbers publicized.
Q) Newt Gingrich has finally hit upon something useful. It also happens to be something The Crawfish has been wanting for a long time. He wants the GOP to start up a Tenth Amendment Task Force, which would propose ways to enforce the Tenth and get DC out of the business of the states. This isn’t something for his own campaign, but rather something the whole GOP can rally around. As I have stated repeatedly, Newt is a terrible candidate for the Presidency, but he is a great idea man. He could be the next Karl Rove, only smarter.
R) This guy was trying his best to uphold the Austin, TX, city motto: “Keep Austin Weird!” His grade, unfortunately, is an EPIC FAIL! I don’t even wanna think about those blisters.
S) The Smithsonian’s new “Department of Innovation” has published their new logo. There is a slight problem with it. It shows three interlocking gears in a pattern that will now allow any of them to move. That’s what happens when you staff a government with people who have no experience outside of government or academia.
T) Mayor Michael Nutter of Filthadelphia deserves credit. He called out the black youth of the city after a wave of “flash mobs” that were almost 100% comprised of blacks. Another positive sign is that the local NAACP backed him up. “Take those God-darn hoodies down, especially in the summer. Pull your pants up and buy a belt ‘cause no one wants to see your underwear or the crack of your butt. If you walk into somebody’s office with your hair uncombed and a pick in the back, and your shoes untied, and your pants half down, tattoos up and down your arms and on your neck, and you wonder why somebody won’t hire you? They don’t hire you ‘cause you look like you’re crazy. You have damaged your own race.” The Mayor has also issued a curfew for teenagers in the city. The local ACLU is backing him up for now, which they would definitely NOT have done with a white Republican mayor anywhere in America.
U) It is bad enough that this moron decided to commit suicide, but why did he have to endanger and traumatize others, including children, when he did it? The entire Crawfish family has skated on that ice, and I can definitely say that we weren’t looking 4 floors up (ice rink is on basement level and the fool jumped from the 3rd level) for objects falling down on top of us.
V) You have to admire the spunk and ingenuity of the Aussies. Just think, our country was once like that, until decades of liberal control ruined it.
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