Friday, February 19, 2010

2-19-2010 The Weekend Claw

Welcome to another edition of The Weekend Claw. If you’re looking for any references to Tiger Woods….right there’s all of ‘em you’re gonna get. Anyway, wish a little luck for me Saturday morning, as I face my first civilian job interview.

In a move that’s all-too-typical, the left wing media is falling all over themselves
trying to link the Austin suicide pilot to the Tea Party Movement, because he was angry with the IRS. They ignore the rest of his rantings, where he opposes the Catholic Church (they have rules for moral behavior), the Reagan and Bush tax cuts, and capitalists, while admitting his support for socialism. In other words, he was a supporter of Barack Obama. Meanwhile, those same media goons are completely mum on the subject of the Haaah-vahd professor who was an admitted fan of The Anointed One, even though she just committed a mass murder, murdered her brother a number of years ago, and committed an assault at a restaurant as well.

Thanks to Poll Katz e-mailer “Bill” for this news of
scientific discovery. He was the first of at least 15 people who sent it to me. That thing went viral in a hurry!

How many millions of federal dollars did the University of Corruptionois waste on their newest study? The 33 page report says that Cook County, the home of Chicago, is a “
Dark Pool of Political Corruption”. I could have performed that study and written a much longer, more detailed report for a mere $100,000.00.

The Crawfish is sure that y’all remember how the Democrats (and RINOs like McLame) in Congress and His Eminence Sultan Bu’raq al Obama
cancelled the production of the F-22 Raptor last year, leaving the USAF with only 187 Raptors, when they were planning on having 750. Was the Raptor shelved because The Chosen One already knew what was about to happen in the Soviet Union (okay, technically it is still just Russia, but not if Vlad “The Impaler” Putin has his way)? Does he want our military to become second rate in comparison to our potential adversaries? Yes, sports fans, the Sukhoi Design Bureau has now test flown a 5th generation fighter of the stealthy variety that was designed to be the equal of the F-22. Don’t expect the Sovs to halt production until they have at least three times as many of these birds as we have Raptors. Thanks to Townhall blogger “INTHENOW” for finding the articles for me.

Oh, and by the way, the other American fighter under development, the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter, has had its development
pushed back by a year.

The Crawfish has figured out how the Obama Administration will take credit for the Iraq War being one of their great achievements. Secretary Gates announced that as of September 1st, Operation Iraqi Freedom will cease and
Operation New Dawn will take its place. The Chosen One and Gaffes will take credit for New Dawn and try to forget that Iraqi Freedom was ever part of the equation.

Meanwhile SecState Hillary! is over in the Middle East speaking at an Islamic school that’s funded by a US government-designated TERRORIST! Her Fellow Traveller, Homeland Security Ditz Nappy Napolitano had a meeting last month with leaders of terrorist groups to brief them on what our government is planning as far as anti-radicalization efforts go. Isn’t that kinda like Admiral Nimitz giving Admiral Yamamoto our battle plans for Midway on June 1, 1942?

I doubt our government will ever learn, and our military will continue to pay the price, that being politically correct and not acknowledging that we are in a war of extermination with Islam just leads to more attacks by the muslims. This time, some more members of the Religion of Peace, who were somehow also members of the US Army,
tried to poison the food supply of Fort Jackson, in South Carolina.

Regular Claw contributor “beachmom” sent me a story that made my blood boil. I’m sure y’all remember the case of the man who ran over his daughter and a friend of hers in Peoria because she wasn’t acting muslim enough and was getting “too westernized.” Well, the local
Assistant DA got cowed by the public defender into not going for the death penalty. The public defender warned that there would be an “appearance that a Christian is seeking to execute a Muslim for racial, political, religious or cultural beliefs” because the top DA is a proclaimed Christian. In other words, a Follower of the Pedophilic False Prophet can murder for his so-called religion, but we can’t execute him for justice. Welcome to Barack Obama’s politically correct Amerika.

Once again,
Texas leads the way in opposition to the rabid anti-capitalists of Dear Leader’s Administration. Rick Perry may have been cozy with lobbyists during his tenure, but at least he has the spine to stand up against DC.

Wasn’t it the leftist Democrats who were railing about how George W. Bush was breaking every privacy law in existence? Those leftists
sure are quiet these days.

Don’t ever let someone say that we don’t give our fighting men and women some of
the best equipment money can buy, and never doubt the bravery and camaraderie of all who carry the title United States Marine. OOOO-RAH and Semper Fi to my Jarhead brothers and sisters.

Just when you thought Obamacare was stopped by the election of Senator Brown from Taxachusetts, the White House is
writing their own Obamacare bill to be included with the budget bills in order to be passed through “reconciliation” with only 51 votes. How well do you think this will fly with the American people.

With Evan Bayh pulling out of the 2010 race, Indiana Democrats are considering
John Cougar, or is it John Cougar Mellencamp, or John Mellencamp…whatever….a has-been singer for the seat. Why not? They already have a failed comedian as a Democratic Senator.

Poll Katz e-mailer “Terri” sent this history lesson that we’ll end the week with:
In the 1700s, what is now Haiti was called the “Jewel of the Caribbean”, and produced about 40% of the world’s sugar.

In 1791 the government of France passed legislation to phase out slavery in its Caribbean colonies and grant the former Negro slaves citizenship. Rather than becoming citizens, Haiti’s Negro population mass murdered all whites and Mulattoes who could not flee the Island in time.

In 1804 only full blooded Negros remained and Haiti became the first Negro ruled nation. The Haitian revolution dominated America’s debate over slavery. While both the north and the south agreed that slavery should be ended, southerners and a large percentage of northerners universally opposed having a large population of freed slaves living in their midst.... The Haitian “Revolution” was fresh in every one’s mind.

Flash forward to 1915. The “Jewel of the Caribbean” is now a desolate cesspool that is exporting almost no sugar. The United States decides to “take up the white man’s burden” and send the US Marine Corps to rebuild Haiti’s infrastructure and feed its starving population. The United States gave huge amounts of money to Haiti and over-saw the building of 1,000 miles of road, telephone lines, modernized its port, and helped Haiti to start exporting sugar once again. The US also put an end to the thousands of bandits along Haiti’s border with the Dominican Republic.

The US left in 1934 at the request of the then stabilized and very ungrateful Haitian government. Haiti immediately sank straight back into total desolation strife.

In 1973 the United State once again began playing a huge role in Haiti, giving the Island huge sums of money in handouts each year.

In 1994 the Clinton administration once again sent the US military to Haiti to rebuild the Island’s infrastructure.

In 1995 the Peace Corps went to Haiti in large numbers to train the Haitians in job skills. The US government spent almost one Billion providing food and job training to the Haitians between 95 and 99.

So when Obama says that Haiti has our “full, unwavering, support,” they have already had our full support since 1915.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“The Roots of Violence:
Wealth without work,
Pleasure without conscience,
Knowledge without character,
Commerce without morality,
Science without humanity,
Worship without sacrifice,
Politics without principles.”
- Mohandas K. Gandhi

The Constitution of the United States


  1. GOOD ONE! let me know when you post amigo!

  2. But of course! Tuesdays and Fridays.

  3. Like say gunnyg, says I Craw, good post! I have a blog here at blogspot too. Will be updating soon. Carry on bro!

  4. Enjoyed reading the Marine’s story of survival. Happy endings aren’t typically news getters.

    Good luck on the job...

  5. Operation Iraqi Freedom, Operation New Dawn it doesn't matter. We started losing the war when the original name was changed from "Ulitmate Justice" because muslims were offended.

    Fort Hood, Fort Jackson...How many soldiers have to be put in peril before we realize ALL muslims are for our destruction. All muslims are soldiers in the Army of Islam. And we have several million in country... we're so screwed.

    There is an agenda we still do not see. After the Town Hall meetings, the Tea Party gatherngs the mood of the American citizenery is well understood. To push ahead with something so expensive that is not wanted says there is some other reason.

    Haiti I hadn't thought of it like that. As far back as 5th or 6th Grade we were being taught Toussant L'Overture was a patriotic freedom fighter. I'm afraid the schools have been at work longer than we figured.

  6. The left still continue to attack any who know these Muslims are soldiers of Islam while the Muslims benefit from this and use the opportunities to kill more of our soldiers. The lefts refusal of the truth will probably lead to more attempts, such as the poisoning attempt.

    Good post on Haiti. I knew some of the history regarding our help and funding while Haiti never really changed, but this history completes that.

  7. Ahhh...,the weekend windup,here goes.. A) Tuck Figer. He brought his problems on himself.He HAS GOT to stop the little head from calling the shots.B) And just WHY would the deadstreamers do ANYTHING else? It is all they know."Blame the right"."Blame Bush". Damn howling screech monkeys.C)Sure glad I put down the damn coffee. Pelosium. The DENSEST substance known to man. And,it stands to reason the cause of AGW is from the reaction to COMMON SENSE. The Constitution introduced into Pelosium will make Nagasaki and Hiroshima look like firecrackers.D)Really,eggheads? Sh!t,I've known that for 40 years!.Nothing here to see,move along folks.E)So much for Job #1 for the potus.No doubt about it,the azshat WANTS us in a position of weakness.F) See E).This idjit will push our military capabilities back 20 years,given the chance.G)That sounds about right. Take something that WORKS,claim it don't,change the name,and VOILA!! take credit for the success.HJC,what a bunch of BUFFOONS.H)Sounds as if Hitlary!wants to help MAKE SURE Obama is a failure,to set HER up as the Great White Dope(errr...I mean hope)in '12.I)Idea. Put all the gays AND muzzies in the SAME division,made up of the two groups! Problem solved.J)Makes me wonder what political party these prosecutors are from? Guesses,anyone? (sarcasm off)K)Now WHY don't the OTHER 49 states stand up to these azshats? F'em,from the top down. L)HJC,no wonder. The idiot is from the damnable UofM "law school",near my home. Effin'place is NOTHING more than an incubator for turdlings for the frigging ACLU.It was one of these same azsholes who had the Obama collar on his dog that my dog beat the living sh!t out of.Ivy League,Big 10 law schools,it matters not,HERE is what is wrong with the country.M) OOOORRRRAAAHHH indeed.Look for Obama to cut the helmet budget.N) Like you need to ask. It'll go over like a sh!t filled balloon,unless they can really keep it quiet. Hey,GOP,you listening? No surprize to me these bozos will keep trying to shove this up America's sphincter.After all,they ARE g0ddamn liberals. That is just what they do.O)Like his music,especially the early stuff. Too bad he's simply another in a long line of sh
    1tbrained libs otherwise.P) Haiti. Always has been screwed up,always will be. HERE,people,is EXACTLY what living under a system such as Obama would LOVE to stick us under gets you. C ya tuesday. Go,Jaime Mac!!

  8. Aftershock,
    keep us up-to-date on your postings!

    I'm surprised the story was to be found anywhere.
    The job search does have some positive news...more to follow later.

  10. Buck,
    1) When we didn't call it Operation Saddam's Arse is Our's, we lost respect.
    2) But they're the Religion of Peace, right? That's what our gummint and da media keep saying!
    3) They don't care what The Great Unwashed have to say.
    4) Kinda like the kids of today being taught how much of a great guy Nelson Mandela has always been?

  11. Eric,
    don't those lefties understand that the first people who will be murdered if the mooks take over is THEM? Especially the limp-wristed ones?

    Haiti...eternal crraphole

  12. Clyde,
    a) If you've got a hottie like Elin waiting for ya at home, why oh why do you need others?
    b) No matter what the facts are, the right must be blamed
    c) Would her head IMplode or EXplode?
    d) Like I said...I could've saved them lots of $$$
    e & f) Remember, he WANTS us to be overrun by socialists and then when our military is completely rotted out, the mooks can take over for Allah
    g) Quit insulting buffoons like that
    h) Considering the mood of the country, she'd probably win the nomination, but would get smoked by Jundal, Palin, or Perry
    i) Then put 'em all on a single island in the Pacific...followed by a resumption of above ground testing
    j) If your political symbol is a jackass, what does that say about YOU?
    k) Perry ain't perfect, but he's a helluva lot better than the other 49 these days
    l) Are you sayin' Muck Fichigan?
    m) Probably gonna issue a recall on 'em, since they don't work properly...for the muzzies
    n) Pass it and see all Democrats hung in effigy the next day, followed by many revolutionary statements and threats
    o) My best friend choked to death on his own vomit listening to John Cougar
    p) Exactly!
    Go Smoke and Junior!!!!!!!!!

  13. The Russians love when our govt. decides to cancel programs like the F-22, the missile shield, etc. Right after Barry's administration announces a program cancellation, the Russians announce a new weapons program.

    Hitlery also said she'd be visiting Canada a lot if Palin were ever elected POTUS. She's such a tool.

    The libidiots try to make the CPAC all about radicals and such but make no mention of the islamists that have been allowed to thrive in the military and around the country because of political correctness. No doubt what their agenda is.

    Love the story about the Marine surviving a head shot and also love the Haitian history lesson.

  14. b-mom,
    Democrats love to send us out into the world to fight...right after they've removed all ammunition from our magazines.

    Hillary! should have moved to Canada or France long ago.

    CPAC is all radicals...but the largest self-declared group in the nation, according to the pollsters, is CONSERVATIVES.

  15. Hey, Crawfish, libs don't bother with facts.

    "Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts!"

  16. I lost my appetite! You're ripping at my heart. Clinton cutting the F22 killed my engineering career. Here we go again. Will these idiots in Washington never learn....

  17. Jim,
    they can't even get the F-35 project going quickly enough to give me a job!


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