Wednesday, May 26, 2010

5-26-2010 The Weekly Claw

The news seems to be heating up almost as much as the weather in The Crawfish’s home state. Grab yourself a nice cool beverage and let’s take a look.

The liberal food police are at it again, with their Xtreme Eating 2010 awards. The first restaurant they mention is one that The Crawfish and family enjoyed while living in Pennsylvania, and we hope the chain comes to Texas soon…Five Guys Hamburgers! Then again, it looks like California icon In-N-Out Burgers will indeed expand to Texas, but their first location will be over an hour away (if there is NO traffic!) from Casa Crustacean.

The anti-Semite side of Barack Obama has surfaced yet again. He said that the video of Islamic terrorists sawing off the head of American Jew Danny Pearl “captured the world’s imagination” and showed how valuable a free press is. Yes, the press is shown to be valuable when they publicize the horrific murder of Jews, but anybody who publicizes something anti-muslim is just a step away from being Satan. To think that the vast majority of America’s Jews voted for this jerk simply boggles the mind.

North Korea really does need to get their pee-pee smacked. Over the years, they have committed many acts of aggression against South Korea in violation of the 1953 cease fire agreements. South Korea has never retaliated, mostly because North Korea has lots of artillery deployed close enough to the border to do extreme damage to Seoul within a few minutes of any actions by the South. So what is the South to do this time, since the South Korean frigate that was sunk recently has been proven to be the victim of a North Korean torpedo? At some point, the South will have to retaliate, or the North will just continue their aggression and possibly get bolder.

A new bridge in Stalingrad (okay, so they changed the name of the city to Volgograd after Uncle Joe’s death, but military historians still know it as Stalingrad) has been closed because of heavy swaying. When I saw that video on television, I was immediately reminded of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, aka Galloping Gertie, which collapsed soon after being opened in 1940.

On the Sunday shows, former Navy Vice Admiral Joe Sestak, who defeated Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E. in the Senate primary last week, admitted that the Obama Administration committed a felony by offering him an Administration job if he would drop out of the race and let S.P.E.C.T.R.E. be the Dim-ocrat nominee. Will the Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department investigate this impeachable offence? Yeah, right. All of the Republican members of the Senate Judiciary Committee have asked Eric Holder to appoint a Special Prosecutor to investigate, but the odds of that happening are about the same as the odds of Obama producing the vault copy of his birth certificate before February of 2017. Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin has a column on the stonewalling by the White House regarding this felony.

An American-born muzzie cleric is calling for the killing of American civilians in the worldwide jihad. Yes, Eric Holder, Islamic terrorists are targeting Americans. These people are not “radicals” or “extremists”, but rather are believers in exactly what Islam is all about. Their “holy” book calls for all non-believers to be converted, enslaved, or put to the sword. Deal with it!

Since the Dim-ocrats and their union stooges know that they will be getting kicked out of office in a large way this fall, they figure that they must pass all of their over-the-top crazy stuff immediately. How else do you explain a Senator from Pennsyltucky proposing a bill to bail out union pension funds to the tune of at least $165,000,000,000.00? Ya know, if the unions didn’t spend all of the dues money on donations to the Democrats, they might be able to pay their pensions. Meanwhile, we’re already driving our debt up to levels that couldn’t even be dreamed of 18 months ago and the Dims want to GIVE that much of our great-grand children’s money to the union stooges? Dear Senator Casey, kiss my taxpaying arse!

BP is definitely gonna have problems when the lawsuits begin regarding the Deepwater Horizon disaster. A safety crew that was sent out to run tests on the well was sent home before they could run their most critical test…eleven hours before a defect that the test could have detected caused the rig to blow up.

The Obama Administration and the rest of the loony libs are using the oil spill to attempt to raise your taxes by $1,100,000,000.00 per year over the next decade. Well, they aren’t going to raise YOUR taxes directly, but they want to quadruple the tax on gas and oil, which will have the same effect. As “Ballerina” Emanuel said, “never let a good crisis go to waste!”

During the first 36 days following Katrina, President Bush visited the Gulf Coast seven times. In the 36 days following the oil spill, Barack Obama, who highly criticized Bush’s response to Katrina, has visited the Gulf Coast ONCE! He will visit a second time on Friday, interrupting his Chicago vacation. In the course of his vacation, he will be blowing off the traditional wreath-laying at Arlington National Cemetery, although he will be returning to DC in time to give an award to Paul McCartney. You see where America’s fallen heroes are on his list of priorities.

Now the Obama Administration is going too far in their desire to open the borders. The Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security now says that the government might not accept or process illegal aliens referred to them from Arizona authorities for deportment. That guy needs to be fired yesterday.

Representative McClintock of California had a great response to the President of 20% of Mexico (the other 80% is ruled by corrupt local politicians and the drug lords) on the House floor last week. The video is just over 5 minutes long, but well worth watching. Now as far as the actual address by Calderone in the House and the Dim-ocrat response of standing and cheering when he denigrated Arizona, The Crawfish has a serious question for all Republicans who were in the room. At that point, why did you not stand up and walk out?

Representative Patrick Kennedy has proved yet again that nobody in that entire family has been sane since 1965. He compared the Arizona immigration law to the Trail of Tears and the slave trade, said it “violates the spirit of the Constitution” (as if the Kennedy family has ever understood the Constitution or supported it), and said it was “beneath us as a people.” Daddy Teddythedrunk’s little swimmers must have been extremely pickled when they caused Patrick.

“The decision is not whether or not we will ration care--the decision is whether we will ration with our eyes open.” Those are the words of President Obama’s choice to head up Mediscare. How many times do I need to point out that conservatives warned y’all that Obamacare would lead to rationed health care despite the claims by Obama, Reid, Pelosi, Dodd, Schumer, Durbin, Fwank, and the rest of the lying liberals?

Liberal columnist Bob Ray Sanders of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram doesn’t seem to realize that he shot his own arguments down in this week’s column. He supports SCOTUS nominee Kagan and opposes conservatives who are “strict constructionists” because he believes that the Constitution is an “imperfect” document, and he even uses the words of anti-Constitutionalist former SCOTUS Justice Thurgood Marshall to back himself up. Unfortunately for Sanders, he notes that the way to change the Constitution is by THE AMENDMENT PROCESS, not by the whims of liberal judges who want to rule based on their feelings and desires, not what the Constitution actually says.

Here’s some sad news from the county that The Crawfish lived in from 1996-1999 and 2007-January of this year. The Obama-Pelosi-Reid economic disaster has done what Jimmuh Cahtuh and the Great Depression couldn’t do. After 329 years of continuous restaurant and bar service, the King George II Inn in Bristol, PA, has closed. It was the oldest business in the US, but is the victim of Hope and Change.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

5-19-2010 The Weekly Claw

Lots of crazy news this week, including the end of Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E.’s political career. If you think The Crawfish is gonna shed a single tear for Specturd, think again.

Since when do Democrats give a damn about what the Constitution says? You’re probably wondering what they did THIS time to get me to go there, so I’m gonna tell ya. Current federal law puts a cap on fines to oil companies for cleanup after a spill at $75,000,000.00. Senators Bob Menendez (Dim-Noo Joisey), Frank “The Louse” Lautenberg (Dim-Noo Joisey), and Ben Nelson (Dim-Corn) are pushing for a new federal law to push the cap up to $10,000,000,000.00, and they will make the new law retroactive to April 15th. This flies in the face of the Constitution’s prohibition on ex post facto (after the fact) laws and bills of attainder. The Dims know this, but they don’t care. They know that they will have at least four votes in their favor on the Supreme Court, assuming that anti-Constitutionalist Kagan is confirmed to join anti-Constitutionalists Ginsburg, Breyer, and anti-Constitutionalist racist Sotomayor.

Ain’t it interestin’ how so many colleges and universities are covering up the theses written by many top liberals? Hillary! has her thesis being blocked from public perusal by Wellesley. The Chosen One’s writings are being withheld by Haaaah-vahd. MicHELLe’s thesis was blocked by Princeton until AFTER the election because of its radicalism and racism. Now Elena Kagan’s senior thesis at Princeton, in which she praises our enemies during the Cold War and supports socialism, has been pulled back by Princeton. No wonder she called the confirmation process a “charade”. If her views are being covered up, it definitely IS a charade!

Guess who helped Bill Clinton craft the strategy to uphold Bill Clinton’s veto of the partial birth abortion ban in 1997. Yes, The Chosen One’s SCOTUS nominee supports partial birth abortion on demand.

If the GOP surrenders and allows Kagan to take a seat on the Court, it might be an advantage for conservatives on one subject. She helped craft parts of the legislation and legal strategy to support Obamacare, so she would probably have to recuse herself from any case involving Obamacare.

The Chosen One had the Midas Touch back in 2008, but since then it has turned into the Fecal Touch. Everything he does turns to….well, you get it. He is now 0-4 in campaigning for liberals in statewide elections, as his boy Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (aka Specturd) got smoked in the Democrat primary in Pennsylvania. Being a spineless turncoat didn’t work out for Arlen.

Do y’all want to see the future of America’s health care under Obamacare? Well, here is a sneak peak of what is to come. Medicare reimbursement rates are being cut by 21% two weeks from now, meaning that doctors who treat Medicare patients will be losing money with every office visit or procedure. There will be fewer and fewer docs available soon, meaning Medicare health care will in effect be RATIONED. Since Medicare is the blueprint for Obamacare…I’m just sayin’.

Is federal law enforcement out of control? Take a look at this video, supplied to us by Poll Katz e-mailer “REC” and tell us what you think.

The pro-illegal alien forces that are unionized teachers have done it again. This time, a high school student has been suspended because he took down a Mexican flag that was prominently displayed in the school in the aftermath of the new Arizona law. The flag was displayed 4 feet higher than any American flag in the building.

Is The Crawfish the only one who finds this funny? The City of El Lay, along with a host of other cities and towns in Californication, and even the state government, is all up in arms and boycotting Arizona because of their new law. Meanwhile, Section 834b of the California Penal Code states: “(a) Every law enforcement agency in California shall fully cooperate with the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service regarding any person who is arrested if he or she is suspected of being present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws. (b) With respect to any such person who is arrested, and suspected of being present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws, every law enforcement agency shall do the following: (1) Attempt to verify the legal status of such person as a citizen of the United States, an alien lawfully admitted as a permanent resident, an alien lawfully admitted for a temporary period of time or as an alien who is present in the United States in violation of immigration laws. The verification process may include, but shall not be limited to, questioning the person regarding his or her date and place of birth, and entry into the United States, and demanding documentation to indicate his or her legal status. (2) Notify the person of his or her apparent status as an alien who is present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws and inform him or her that, apart from any criminal justice proceedings, he or she must either obtain legal status or leave the United States. (3) Notify the Attorney General of California and the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service of the apparent illegal status and provide any additional information that may be requested by any other public entity. (c) Any legislative, administrative, or other action by a city, county, or other legally authorized local governmental entity with jurisdictional boundaries, or by a law enforcement agency, to prevent or limit the cooperation required by subdivision (a) is expressly prohibited.” In other words, the Arizona law mirrors the California law! Are those morons gonna boycott their own state?

The Democrats in Congress aren’t the only ones who vote or comment on bills that they have not even attempted to read. When questioned about his sharp criticism of the Arizona anti-illegal alien law, the Affirmative Action Attorney General said, “I've only made the comments that I've made on the basis of things that I've been able to glean by reading newspaper accounts, obviously, television, talking to people who are on the review panel...looking at the law.” The law is less than 20 pages long, yet he has plenty of time to comment about it but not enough time to read it, which could probably be done in the time he sits on the throne in the morning.

Homeland Security Ditz Napolitano says she wouldn’t have signed the law if she had still been Governor of Arizona, but then again she hasn’t read the bill either! Come on, folks! This bill takes less than 10 minutes to read! It isn’t like the 2700+ page Obamacare bill!

The Mexican President even took a shot at Arizona’s anti-illegal immigration law on the South Lawn of the White House. Well, if that idiot and his government weren’t filled with corruption and could actually control their own country, instead of having it run by drug lords, Mexico’s wealth of natural resources and available workforce could be turned into an economic powerhouse and the Mexicans would stay home. Fix your own damned house, Felipe! Oh, and by the way…how does YOUR country treat illegal aliens?

Ain’t it amazing how liberals are sooooo politically correct that they cannot and will not admit that Islam is at war with us? Well, whaddya expect when the President IS a muslim and his Attorney General was appointed purely because he is a leftist black man. Here is a video of Eric Holder being grilled by Representative Lamar Smith of Texas. Representative Smith is trying to get Holder to give a yes or no answer to the question of whether or not “radical Islam” had anything to do with the three most recent muslim terrorist attacks on the USA. Between this video and Holder’s not reading the Arizona law before condemning it, do we need any more proof that he is indeed the most incompetent and stooooopid person to ever hold his position?

Holder’s people are showing themselves to not only be incompetent, but incredibly poor liars. They tried to tell the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights that the case against the Black Panthers for their blatant voter intimidation in Filthadelphia is getting dropped because of “insufficient evidence”. Huh? How can there be “insufficient evidence” when the incident was captured by a reporter on video with sound?

“Barack Obama hates white people!” Imagine if a big country star had said that in response to the federal non-response to the severe flooding in Nashville. Would the reaction be the same as when Kanye West said “George W. Bush hates black people!” after the state and local authorities screwed up so badly with Katrina? Let’s see what Larry Elder has to say about it.

The Democrat state AG who hopes to take “Countrywide” Dodd’s Senate seat when Dodd retires in January has a slight problem. He’s a liar. Not only that, but he lied to the public about his military background, claiming that he was in Vietnam when he actually got multiple deferments (went to Haaah-vahd, home of liars) until in 1970 he got one of the coveted Marine Reserve positions and entered the fight…the fight to get toys for the Marine Corps Reserve Toys for Tots program. When he took the stage to supposedly apologize for a few “misstatements”, one of the guys flanking him was a KNOWN PHONY VETERAN! What a maroon.

Why in the world do people think Woody Allen is brilliant? His movies, for the most part, are awful. His private life has been really messed up. Now he says that Obama should be a dictator for a few years so he could get stuff done quickly. Can you say MO-RON?!?!?!

"Why doesn't the President go in there, nationalize an industry and get the job done for the people?” What hardcore socialist made this pronouncement? What isn’t the media ripping the guy a new one? Oh, the statement came from Chrissy “Tingly Leg” Matthews.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

5-12-2010 The Weekly Claw

Is anybody really surprised by Obama’s pick for the Supreme Court? An unqualified, anti-military leftist with no strong trail of paperwork to follow. A stealth candidate. Sounds like the 2008 election all over again. Well, we do know a few things about her, none of which are good, but will the mainstream media report them accurately? I mean, where is the mainstream media reporting about her trying to get the Supreme Court to say that the First Amendment should be rendered null and void by Congress? What about her article in the University of Chicago Law Review stating that the government should have a role in restricting speech? Here’s a hint for how to determine if a nominee for any court is not qualified…if they bring a case before that court and get unanimously rejected (like Kagan and Harvard did when they tried to bar US military recruiters from the school), then that person is not qualified to be on that court.

What is the proper penalty for piracy? According to a spokesperson for the Somali pirates (They have a spokesperson? Shouldn’t that be considered being an accomplice?), the Russians know what it should be!

When I get a chance to peruse the local newspaper, I always read the letters to the editor. This morning, I found a gem in the letters in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. Read the letter entitled “A Belated Thank You” and your heart will be warmed.

Regular Claw Contributor “Beachmom” sent me this story that shows exactly how far from reality Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy has fallen, and to what extremes she will go to continue her quest for a completely open border. The botox has destroyed those last 5 brain cells.

Taxachusetts’ Guvna Patrick is a good Democrat and Obamite. By that, of course, I mean that he opposes the new law in Arizona because he supports illegal immigration. His state’s legislature even voted down a bill that would have barred non-drybacks from getting state benefits, even though 70% of the state’s population supports the bill (sounds like Obama, P-Lousy, and Dingy Harry with the Obamacare bill, doesn’t it?). What civilized nation does not have penalties (many quite severe) for being in their land illegally? What civilized nation gives government benefits, including free education and free medical care, to people who are in that nation illegally? Hey Guvna, enter Mexico without a visa and demand free education for your kids, free medical care, and zero harassment from law enforcement officials (such as there are in Mexico) and see if you get treated anywhere near the way their illegals are treated here.

Here’s a video of a teacher in El Lay spewing racism (while calling whites racist), calling California “stolen, occupied Mexico”, and calling for revolution against whites and capitalism. Yep, the only true racists and the only ones calling for revolution are Tea Party folks, according to the Democrats and the media (sorry for repeating myself again).

Meanwhile, high school students are praised for wearing Mexican colors on Cinco de Mayo, which is not even a holiday in Mexico, but American students are sent home for being soooooo offensive by wearing shirts with the American flag. What country are we in?

The liberal mantra of Tea Party protesters being terrorist threats has been repeated fifteen times by Representative Andre Carson, all recorded by a Washington Times reporter. He also claimed that he was barraged by racial epithets by the white supremacist Tea Partiers during the last DC protest, even though all video evidence shows that to be a typical Democrat lie. They really are running scared from real Americans, aren’t they?

The lengths that liberals will go to purposely offend Americans are boundless. It seems that some of them were quite disappointed when the Supreme Court allowed a cross in the Mojave Desert to stand as a WW1 war memorial. They had a temper tantrum, cut the metal cross down, and stole it. Liberals are at war with Christians, but refuse to be at war with the religion that really is at war with us. Go figger.

Meanwhile, an art teacher excoriated a public school student for drawing an American flag, which the teacher said was “offensive”. Meanwhile, the same teacher praised a student who drew a picture of Barack Obama. The indoctrination of our children into the Cult of Obama continues. Is this the USA or North Korea? Hat tip to Poll Katz e-mailer “Ginny”.

Remember how Obama, Reid, and P-Lousy manipulated the data to get the CBO to score the Obamacare bill at less than a trillion dollars, because hitting that number would cause them to lose votes? The GOP and the conservatives in talk radio and the blogs tried to warn y’all that it was all a lie, and now the CBO agrees that the cost will definitely be above a trillion. Yes, we have more proof that Obama, Reid, P-Lousy, Biden, and the rest of the Democrats are indeed serial LIARS!

Check out this column from James Branch, a member of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram Community Columnist Panel. This guy really gets it.

Under the leadership of Barack Hussein Obama, the United States Marine Corps is now rejecting recruits who have tattoos of the battle flag of the Confederate States of America. Yes, Southern Pride is the same thing as overt racism. Just wait. I’ve got more stories about the Administration’s war against the Armed Forces of the Unites States.

The Obama Defense Department has officially asked Congress to not give any more big pay raises to the members of our military. How dare Congress give those angry terrorists decent pay! That money is supposed to go to the leeches on Welfare!

Obama’s Secretary of the Navy is also part of the anti-military left. Don’t believe me? Why is he naming a San Antonio-class amphibious ship (the class is supposed to be named for cities ONLY) for John Murtha, enemy of the Marine Corps? He also worked with the Secretary of Defense to kill off one of the Marines’ major weapons programs. This was just one piece of SecDef Gates’ plan to kill off the Marine Corps and chop down the Navy.

Will SecDef Gates and Homeland Security Ditz Napolitano endorse this idea for the future of our nation’s Border Patrol and Armed Forces?

The Obamafication of the military reaches a new low with serious proposals to award medals to soldiers who do NOT open fire on the enemy if there’s any possibility of civilian casualties. They are ALL civilians, since they are not members of the recognized armed forces of any recognized nation!

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The Weekly Claw 5-5-2010

The Crawfish really could have gone completely nuts with this week’s post, but since I am including the list of House members who voted for Obamacare, I kept it to about the normal length.

Where’s the outrage? “Schoolbus Ray” “Chocolate City” Nagin and Kathleen Babineaux Blanco violated Louisiana state laws in regards to mandatory hurricane evacuations and levee maintenance, causing a lot of problems that were avoided in Mississippi (which was hit harder, but had fewer casualties and rebuilt faster because of the leadership of Governor Haley Barbour and the hard work of a state populated by non-leeches). As a result, the media and the leftists, but I repeat myself, spent 5 years blasting George W. Bush for not having the federal government mitigate the damage and get N’awlins completely rebuilt within a week. Now the Obama Administration fails to implement an oil spill plan that has been in place since 1994, and the media ignores it completely, preferring to pillory Big Oil. Meanwhile, despite doing almost nothing for a week, the Administration’s people are talking to every media outlet they can find insisting that they’ve been in action “from Day One”.

Although Homeland Security Ditz Napolitano has taken control of the federal response to the oil spill, that is supposed to be the job of the Secretary of the Interior. So what was Interior Department Chief of Staff Tom Strickland doing during the first week of the oil spill crisis? Was he all over it “from Day One”? Actually, starting three days after the leak was discovered, Strickland took a trip to the Grand Canyon to go rafting with his wife.

By the way…take a guess as to who was the number one recipient of campaign donations from BP in 2008.

A terrorist attack on Noo Yawk City was attempted over the weekend. The Crawfish somehow doesn’t believe that a Pakistani-born muslim who has spent a lot of the past year in the tribal areas of Pakistan really fits the normal description of the people who are considered the major violent threat to the American public. You know…those Tea Party Extremists.

The Obamedia TRIED as best they could to blame white right wing extremists, but to no avail. They even got Noo Yawk City Mayah Bloomberg to blame right wing anti-Obama folks. MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer even expressed sorrow that the terrorist was a muslim instead of someone who supports the Constitution.

By the way, it has been reported by the Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department that the muslim terrorist was placed on the “No-Fly List” by the FBI a few hours before he went to JFK Airport, but it is quite obvious that Holder’s people are (SURPRISE!!!) lying yet again. If he had been on the list, the ticket agents at Emirates Airlines would not have sold him the ticket with which he boarded a flight for Dubai. Instead, it was the ticket agents who alerted airport authorities when the muslim terrorist paid for a ticket at the last minute with cash and had no luggage.

The Federales who caught the terrorist may have done so in an illegal manner, using the Army to find him. That would violate the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, which forbids the US Armed Forces from performing law enforcement activities within the borders of the United States. Remember this the next time a liberal complains about George W. Bush’s wiretapping of international phone calls.

The Obama Administration and their minions in the media have continually belittled the Tea Party events, and referred to them as “extremists” for wanting to return our government to its Constitutional bounds. They say that the Tea Party protests are calls for revolution and anti-American activities. So which protests really call for revolution? Which call for the abolishment of our borders? Which are conducted mostly in the language of another nation? Which support the violation of our laws? Which are violent and call for the return of our country to Mexico? Take a look at this video featuring the protests from this past weekend and tell me that it really is the Tea Party crowd that is America’s enemy. Where is the media denouncing this? Oh, that’s right…they support the open borders far left crowd. A tip of The Crawfish’s hat goes to Ron of the Poll Katz for the link to this video.

The non-drybacks who were protesting don’t just want amnesty. “JudyL516” sent me a link to this photo from the protests. Look at what they expect from us!

Those of us who are not “fashionistas” have been noticing since early in the campaign that Michelle Obama’s outfits have been absolutely horrid. At his victory rally her dress looked like a cross between a black widow spider and Aunt Jemima. Now, her fashion designer is going out of business. Well, if you make the First Lady look like crap multiple times, some folks are gonna notice! Is that why Maria Pinto is going out of business?

The Chicago Way style of politics hasn’t fully moved to the District of Corruption. Some of it is still active in Chicago, where the local CBS station is going to refuse to cover the GOP candidate in his bid to take the seat once occupied on a part-time basis by Barack Obama. It seems that he is pinging on his Dim-ocrat opponent’s involvement with a bank failure and the liberals don’t like it when they’re caught up in corruption scandals.

The public union thugs of Greece are striking and committing violent acts to protest the German bailout of the Greek government. (Wait a sec…leftists aren’t supposed to be violent in their protests, right?) It seems that the German government made a few demands upon the Greek government as conditions for the deal. One of these conditions is that public union employees and retirees must only get paid for 12 months every year. I know, you think The Crawfish is off his rocker since there are only 12 months in a year, but the Greeks currently give their public union thugs and retirees 14 months of pay every year. Liberal math strikes again.

In Britainistan it is public policy to appease the muslims who spew their hate, call for the deaths of all who oppose the False Prophet, and implement Sharia Law in some towns, but if a Christian preacher mentions that homosexuality, THAT MAN MUST BE THROWN IN JAIL!

I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.” Does that quote give any of y’all an insight into the mind of Barack Obama? He wants the gummint to decide how much money is “fairly earned” and tax the rest of it out of your wallets, unless you are a good liberal. He made over $5 million last year. Is that over his “certain point”? What about Ryan Howard, who just signed a contract extension in baseball that will pay him $25 million per year for playing a game?

Regular Claw contributor “Buck” sends us a column by Real Man Chuck Norris. The UN wants desperately to ban private ownership of weapons around the world, and the Obama Administration, the Democratic Party, and all of the anti-American leftists want the same. How hard would it be for them to use an international treaty to void the Second Amendment?

The people of Arizona are getting slandered daily by the left over their attempts to make US immigration law mean something. How has the far-left media screwed this pooch? Let’s take a look.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

Here are the Democrats in the House who voted for Obamacare. Make sure they never hear the end of it and that their political careers come to a crashing halt soon.

1 Ann Kirkpatrick
4 Edward Pastor
5 Harry Mitchell
7 Raul Grijalva
8 Gabrielle Giffords

2 Victor Snyder

1 Mike Thompson
5 Doris Matsui
6 Lynn Woolsey
7 George Miller
8 Nancy Pelosi
9 Barbara Lee
10 John Garamendi
11 Jerry McNerney
12 Jackie Speier
13 Fortney Stark
14 Anna Eshoo
15 Michael Honda
16 Zoe Lofgren
17 Sam Farr
18 Dennis Cardoza
20 Jim Costa
23 Lois Capps
27 Brad Sherman
28 Howard Berman
29 Adam Schiff
30 Henry Waxman
31 Xavier Becerra
32 Judy Chu
33 Diane Watson
34 Lucielle Roybal-Allard
35 Maxine Waters
36 Jane Harman
37 Laura Richardson
38 Grace Napolitano
39 Linda Sanchez
43 Joe Baca
47 Loretta Sanchez
51 Bob Filner
53 Susan Davis

1 Diana DeGette
2 Jared Polis
3 John Salazar
4 Betsy Markey
7 Ed Perlmutter

1 John Larson
2 Joe Courtney
3 Rosa DeLauro
4 James Himes
5 Christopher Murphy

2 Allen Boyd
3 Corrine Brown
8 Alan Grayson
11 Kathy Castor
17 Kendrick Meek
20 Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
22 Ron Klein
23 Alcee Hastings
24 Suzanne Kosmas

2 Sanford Bishop
4 Henry Johnson
5 John Lewis
13 David Scott

2 Mazie Hirono

1 Bobby Rush
2 Jesse Jackson
4 Luis Gutierrez
5 Mike Quigley
7 Danny Davis
8 Melissa Bean
9 Janice Schakowsky
11 Deborah Halvorson
12 Jerry Costello
14 Bill Foster
17 Phil Hare

1 Peter Visclosky
2 Joe Donnelly
7 Andre Carson
8 Brad Ellsworth
9 Baron Hill

1 Bruce Braley
2 David Loebsack
3 Leonard Boswell

3 Dennis Moore

3 John Yarmuth

1 Chellie Pingree
2 Michael Michaud

2 C. A. Ruppersberger
3 John Sarbanes
4 Donna Edwards
5 Steny Hoyer
7 Elijah Cummings
8 Christopher Van Hollen

1 John Oliver
2 Richard Neal
3 James McGovern
4 Barney Frank
5 Niki Tsongas
6 John Tierney
7 Edward Markey
8 Michael Capuano
10 William Delahunt

1 Bart Stupak
5 Dale Kildee
7 Mark Schauer
9 Gary Peters
12 Sander Levin
13 Carolyn Kilpatrick
14 John Conyers
15 John Dingell

1 Timothy Walz
4 Betty McCollum
5 Keith Ellison
8 James Oberstar

2 Bennie Thompson

1 William Clay
3 Russ Carnahan
5 Emmanuel Cleaver

1 Shelly Berkley
3 Dina Titus

New Hampshire 
1 Carol Shea-Porter
2 Paul Hodes

New Jersey 
1 Robert Andrews
6 Frank Pallone
8 William Pascrell
9 Steven Rothman
10 Donald Payne
12 Rush Holt
13 Albio Sires

New Mexico 
1 Martin Heinrich
3 Ben Lujan

New York 
1 Timothy Bishop
2 Steve Israel
4 Carolyn McCarthy
5 Gary Ackerman
6 Gregory Meeks
7 Joseph Crowley
8 Jerrold Nadler
9 Anthony Weiner
10 Edolphus Towns
11 Yvette Clarke
12 Nydia Velazquez
14 Carolyn Maloney
15 Charles Rangel
16 Jose Serrano
17 Eliot Engel
18 Nita Lowey
19 John Hall
20 Scott Murphy
21 Paul Tonko
22 Maurice Hinchey
23 William Owens
25 Daniel Maffei
27 Brian Higgins
28 Louise Slaughter

North Carolina 
1 George Butterfield
2 Bob Etheridge
4 David Price
12 Melvin Watt
13 Bradley Miller

North Dakota 
0 Earl Pomeroy

1 Steve Driehaus
6 Charles Wilson
9 Marcy Kaptur
10 Dennis Kuchinich
11 Marcia Fudge
13 Betty Sutton
15 Mary Jo Kilroy
16 John Boccieri
17 Timothy Ryan

1 David Wu
3 Earl Blumenauer
4 Peter DeFazio
5 Kurt Schrader

1 Robert Brady
2 Chaka Fattah
3 Kathleen Dahlkemper
7 Joe Sestak
8 Patrick Murphy
10 Christopher Carney
11 Paul Kanjorski
13 Allyson Schwartz
14 Michael Doyle

Rhode Island 
1 Patrick Kennedy
2 James Langevin

South Carolina 
5 John Spratt
6 James Clyburn

5 Jim Cooper
6 Barton Gordon
9 Steve Cohen

9 Al Green
15 Ruben Hinojosa
16 Silvestre Reyes
18 Sheila Jackson-Lee
20 Charles Gonzalez
23 Ciro Rodriguez
25 Lloyd Doggett
27 Solomon Ortiz
28 Henry Cuellar
29 Raymond Green
30 Eddie Bernice Johnson

0 Peter Welch

3 Robert Scott
5 Tom Perriello
8 James Moran
11 Gerald Connolly

1 Jay Inslee
2 Rick Larsen
3 Brian Baird
6 Norman Dic
7 James McDermott
9 Adam Smith

West Virginia 
1 Alan Mollohan
3 Nick Rahall

2 Tammy Baldwin
3 Ronald Kind
4 Gwen Moore
7 David Obey
8 Steve Kagen