Tuesday, March 9, 2010

3-9-2010 The Weekly Claw

Geez, DC thaws out and the nuts come out in full force.

“Applications of constitutional text and principles must be open to adaptation and change ... as the conditions and norms of our society become ever more distant from those of the Founding generation.” What liberal politician made that statement? Well, he’s not exactly a politician. That quote
comes from the writings of Goodwin Liu, who President Obama has nominated for a spot on the 9th Circus Court. Did you really expect Obama to nominate someone who doesn’t wish to overturn the entire Constitution? The Constitution means exactly what it says, and all judges who oppose that meaning, and the politicians who nominate and vote to confirm them, are in dire need of deportation.

Once again, the Obama Administration proves that they are siding with the muslim world against Israel, by condemning the planning of
more Israeli housing within Israel. Israel’s lands include the Golan Heights, the West Bank, and the Gaza Strip, so they can do whatever they want in those areas. If the so-called “Palestinians” don’t like it, they can move back to Jordan, where most of them came from in the first place. Does Iran condemn the building of more housing for Americans in San Diego because the Mexicans used to claim that land?

Muslim leaders in America are proving again that a person can be a muslim,
or an American, but it is not permissible to be both.

How does a radical socialist with power say “screw you, I’m getting whatever I want no matter what happens to you”? The
headline of this story will answer that question. For any “reconciliation” to happen, the House must first pass the Senate bill, which Obama will immediately sign into law. At that point, the Senate has no incentive to consider any “fixes” to the bill, because Reid got the whole Senate bill passed! Game over.

Rep. Bart Stupak (D-Meeeechigan) is either a complete moron or incredibly naïve. He actually believes that President Obama and Dingy Harry will write a fix into the “reconciliation” that will
change the abortion language currently in the Senate bill. That bill mandates abortion coverage in all gummint or gummint-subsidized insurance plans, which means that taxpayer money will pay for abortions. I don’t know how many times I will need to say this, but there will be no “reconciliation”!

The Chosen One went to the northern suburbs of Filthadelphia on Monday to make
another campaign rally-type pitch for Obamacare, during which he intentionally lied about the budget impact over the next decade. He flew Air Force One up to NAS JRB Willow Grove, where The Crawfish was recently stationed, for this little speech. Wouldn’t it have been a LOT cheaper to make his speech by teleconference? Doesn’t he know we’ve got a big budget deficit? He’s wasting hundreds of thousands of YOUR tax dollars just to be seen in Pennsylvania with Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E., who flew up with him. He’ll be wasting even more money to rally the people for Obamacare later this week.

The Completely Stoooopid Politician Quote of the Month goes to…drum roll please…Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy, for
this absolute beaut while talking about the Obamacare bill, “But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.” Yes, before you can find out what’s in the bill, you must pass the bill. Only in the “most ethical Congress in history” can that quote make sense. Queen Botox has lost her mind.

The Obama budget plan has been scored by the CBO, and it ain’t a pretty sight. The Socialist in Chief’s plans will
increase our national debt by $9,800,000,000,000.00+ in just the next decade. The interest payments on this debt alone will be $800,000,000,000.00+ per year just down the road. Senator McConnell remarked, “in just four years the administration predicts the government will have to spend more just to pay interest on the federal debt than it spends on the Departments of Agriculture, Commerce, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, HUD (Housing and Urban Development), Interior, Justice, Labor, State, Treasury, and the Corps of Engineers, Environment Protection Agency, GSA (General Services Administration), NASA, National Science Foundation, Small Business Administration and the Social Security Administration – combined.”

It’s funny enough for us when Democrats attack each other over their beliefs, but when a liberal
attacks his own stances on the issues, you just have to sit back and enjoy it.

Do any of you out there like to go fishing, or have family members that enjoy fishing, or even watch the occasional fishing show on TV? If so, that’s just another reason to oppose the Obama Administration. They’re putting forth a proposal that might
severely limit recreational fishing in American waters, including inland.

Ahhh… Ya gotta love those TOLERANT liberals. Hollyweird idjut Sean Penn, whose only quality roles have been when he has played a druggie (“Fast Times at Ridgemont High” and “The Falcon and the Snowman”), in other words when he has played himself, says that any journalist who calls his best friend Hugo the Red Chavez a “dictator”
should go to prison. As for anybody who questions the humanitarian motives behind Chavez’s meager bit of aid to Haiti, Penn says “Do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah.”

The Dems are so concerned about the vote in the House that they have
shoved a Democrat Representative out of the door. Representative Massa (D-Noo Yawk) says that the only reason anything has been brought forth to the Ethics Committee regarding him is because he was not going to vote for the Senate bill.

There was some good news over the weekend in the War of Islam vs. the World. An American-born Al Qaeda member
was arrested by Pakistani forces. Now the question is: Will the Obama Administration try to get him extradited to the US, charge him with treason, and execute him 24 hours after conviction? That would be the proper thing to do and would capture the attention of the muslim world, who see us as weak in these matters.

If you didn’t think that giving the World Cup to South Afreaka this year was a bad idea before, try this on for size. One in every five adults there is HIV+, so the world needs to
send a BILLION condoms there in preparation for World Cup 2010. How about just having the tournament in the civilized world instead? Just a thought.

Here we go again. The Chosen One has nominated a retired General to head the Transportation Security Agency. Okay, so far so good. The retired General is black. That doesn’t matter to me in the least. The retired General is a big proponent of “
diversity”, even calling it a “requirement”. Now we’ve got problems. There’s too much emphasis on “diversity” in this nation. We celebrate the things that divide us, when we should promote the things that UNITE us! Calling for “diversity” means you want to promote minorities who are inferior in their job performance. Sorry, but as the old Ford commercial says, “Quality is Job One!” Hat tip to regular Claw contributor “Beachmom”.

Considering the politicians they’ve had over the past few decades, Noo Yawk could do a lot worse than
electing this woman as their next Governor.

Every once in a while, a story comes along that deserves to be shared, and I simply don’t need to really comment on it.
This is one of those stories.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“The Roots of Violence:
Wealth without work,
Pleasure without conscience,
Knowledge without character,
Commerce without morality,
Science without humanity,
Worship without sacrifice,
Politics without principles.”
- Mohandas K. Gandhi

The Constitution of the United States


  1. Did you hear what Gaffes Biden said in Isreal? He said the administration is willing to work with anyone who has peace as their top priority.
    In other words, the Bam administration won't work with anyone in Isreal who isn't willing to roll over for the Palestinians.
    It's amazing that the Jews of this country still support these bozos.
    Sean Penn's a tool.
    Barry is taking credit for the recent captures in Afghanistan. I heard John Bolton talking about how these captures are actually the result of plans that were made long ago, before Barry was even elected. Hmmmm...interesting to think about.
    NY could end up with a first madame instead of a first lady. Ha ha ha!!
    At least she has some business experience and experience in creating jobs.
    She'd probably be able to pass anything she wants. The men in the legislature would all be busy drooling and just sign whatever she put in front of them.

  2. B-Mom,
    evidently, American Jews hate Israel and all non-American Jews. Then again, most American Jews are JINOs. I know...I have some as relatives.

    Why does anyone care about Sean Penn? Mo-ron.

    The captures were probably done by the Pakis.

    She's a Libertarian, and it shows.

  3. Tuesday Trippin'.. A)Comes as no surprize to those paying attention.Why would Obama put ANYONE in who believes the Constitution is the law of the land.He sure as sh!t don't.Agree.Kick ALL their hineys out.B)I'm sure Obama's bud,Iminajihad,would condemn that WHILE Obama was doing the sphincter smooch on him.Maybe Obama ought to tell OTHER nations THEY cannot build houses on disputed land,see how far THAT sh!t-filled balloon will fly. Idiots.C)See the last sentence of A).Muck Foozziees.D)Any dhimmi fool enough to believe THAT still believes in the frigging Easter Bunny.The ONLY cs'er who'll get what he wants out of this fiasco is the Narcissist-in-Chief.E) We here in Meeechigan don't call him Stupidak for nothing. He WILL cave.The brain dead UAW will make damn sure he does.HOW the IDIOTS in this state can vote for a DAMN ONE of these fools is beyond me.F) Can this be the SAME azshole who spewed the oral fecal matter about we need to eliminate waste,fraud and abuse ? What about the W,F,& A THIS cs'er is doing? HJC.G)That last brain cell of Red Nan's has GOT to be awful lonely.H) A few trillion here,a few trillion there, this fool makes me think Alfred E.Neuman,"What,me worry"?I)Krugman.A schizophrenic at best.Pretty damn bad when you CANNOT agree with YOURSELF. Does ANY sentient,rational being take this azshat seriously?J)I wonder how many of these SAME bassholes voted FOR the cluck to begin with? Whole lotta buyer's remorse goin' on out dere.And, aWHOLE lotta ROI goin'on out dere for the MOONBAT groups who bought the polished turd.K)Penn ought to be in prison,screaming from anal enlargement syndrome.Another sorry-azs waste of a screw.L) ANY conservative thinking THIS clown is anywhere close needs a frontal lobotomy.HE is against Obamacare because it is not liberal enough. HE wants single-payer. HE needs to be sent packing along with Rahm-butt in the pen with Penn.M) Of course the bastid will not do that. Can't pizs off the moozzzies now,can he?N) Buy stock in Trojan.Look for Obama to pay for THIS out of his "stash" as well.O)REQUIRED? HERE is what affirmative action has bestowed on us. THIS IDIOT should know better,but he obviously don't.Good effin' grief.P)With THOSE,she'd probably win anyway.What's another pair of boobs in the Noo Yawk statehouse going to hurt?Q) I see you saved the "I Got Him" story for last. First off,YOU GO GIRL!!! Secondly,and for those of you with sensitive eyes,turn away:The LOSER of this race,with GOOD REASON,IMHO,NEEDS to have his azs kicked over THIS vocal fecal matter,forthwith:"I believe that most of them didn't do any research about the candidates before voting".Hey,fukkin genius,NO GODAM SH!T,SHERLOCK.THIS SAME LACK OF RESEARCH BY ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR YOUR EFFIN HERO THIS LAST ELECTION,ALONG WITH YOUR STUPID AZSED MEDIA,HAD THEY DONE ANY RESEARCH ABOUT HIM,YOU MOST LIKELY WOULD NOT BE LOSING YOUR STUPID AZS JOB.YOU IDIOTIC,BRAINDEAD SH!TSACK ANYWAY.HJC,HOW GODAM DUMB CAN YOU BE? End rant. See ya Friday,maybe in the NEW motorpalace.

  4. a) Well, he did call the Constitution a "flawed document"
    b&c) Islam is at war with us, but we refuse to be at war with them
    d) "I won!"
    e) The Dems sure have them fooled
    f) He's increasing it!
    g) and it's going on strike
    h) He just pops off numbers, and since he can't actually count, they all look the same to him
    i) Theres a lawyer over at allmilitary.com who says I'm taking him out of context. Nope
    j) How does he think he'll get away with this?
    k) 3,000,000 sperm and THAT one won the race? Must have been after a lot of drug use
    l) Massa does have multiple screws loose/missing
    m) If WE had him, Holder would be Mirandizing him
    n) In other words...WE pay
    o) Affirmative Action, affirmatively picking the wrong person every time
    p) My thoughts exactamundo
    q) Hey Clyde, tell us how you really think of this!

  5. Crawfish, you have to love it when the Dumbocraps start "eating" their own. Now the real problem is do I believe Ms. Rogers and her campaign promise to try to impeach O'Vomit?

    She is a Texan, so what do you think?

  6. Ghost,
    ya never know when dealing with someone from Houston. That city is trying to be Than Franthithco South, with a lot more minorities than the original. It is the power base for the Dems in Texas.

  7. 1. For some reason judges keep thinking the Constitution is before them for their ruling of its validity. They do not understand it is the Supreme Law of the Land and they are supposed to abide by that law same as everyone else. Mixing justice and politics was/is bad business.

    2. Ever wonder how many "Palestinians" living in the "refugee" camp are bona fide displaced citizens from the 1948 war?

    3. Consider yourself lucky you weren't still at Willow Grove. When President Eisenhower was aboard my ship for 4 days everyone on deck had to wear "good" whites. I ruined 3 sets of undress whites. Just because he "might" come out on deck.

    4. "But we have to pass this bill..." Boy! Talk about a pig in a poke. The sad part is her district being San Francisco she is relatively safe for November.

    5. Well...we could eliminate the Departments of Agriculture, Commerce, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, HUD (Housing and Urban Development), Labor, and the Environment Protection Agency, GSA (General Services Administration), National Science Foundation, Small Business Administration for openers.

    6.All liberals attack their own stances. The tide comes in they are pro whatever. The tide goes out they are anti whatever. They have two goals; (1) remain in office as long as possible; and (2) advance the cause of socialism by whatever means. If either of these mean turning their coat inside out so be it.

    7. What is it that makes a bunch of lowlife idiots whose only talent in life is the ability to toe a chalk line and mouth some words written by someone else believe they are such worldly political wizzards? Don't they know how stupid they sound out here in Heartland?

    8. Massa was on Beck last night. Beck apologized for wasting his viewers' time. Massa spoke like a true politician for an hour. And said nothing.

    9. I'm afraid the American jihadist will be given his Miranda and tried in civil court.

    10. C-Fish, I'm afraid the World Cup, the Olympics and any other global event has been politicized and the Marxist/Socialists dominate the world stage. They are still trying to prove South Africa is better under Mandella and black rule. Yeah, just like Rhodesia...

    11. A "big proponent" of diversity is someone who uses that to conceal their own racism.

    12. I was all excited about Rogers until I figured out she was outside Sheila Jackson Lee's district.

  8. Buck,
    1) They are more enlightened than the dead white slaveowners who wrote that trash, don'tchaknow
    2) Most are from Jordan
    3) When Clinton landed at The Grove at 1800, all personnel who weren't part of the welcoming party, security, air trafic control, t-line, or who lived in the barracks were ordered to leave the base at 1400. We were there back then.
    4) Arrogance and stupidity, a dangerous combo
    5) Some of those are actually both Constitutional and useful, but there is puh-lenty we could cut
    6) Ah, you've been paying attention...you evil capitalist pig
    7) Dang, I was hoping you'd comment on the fishing ban instead of that line-reader
    8) He seems less than stable (imagine that...he's a lefty), so I didn't bother to watch
    9) Only if the Pakis give him up
    10) ...and Detroit, and Philly, and Camden, and Atlanta, and El Lay, and...
    11) Another bit of truth
    12) Truly unfortunate

  9. Actually I agree with him on the Constitution, as far as the following statement: "Applications of Constitutional text and principles must be open to adaptation and change". That ability is written into the Constitution and has been throughout the centuries from right at the beginning, known as the Bill of Rights, and many times hence, known as Amendments. However, neither the Executive, Legislative, nor Judicial branches are authorized to make those adaptions and changes without following the proper CONSTITUTIONAL PROCEDURE. And one minor point that they seem to forget, the States have to also overwhelmingly approve of the adaption or change before it becomes an Amendment to the Constitution of the United States and law of the land!!!!!

  10. 1)Craw, please consider that, by one definition at least, liberals are tolerant - and conservatives are not.

    No, I haven't been swilling the kongressional kool-aid. I simply looked the word up, and discovered something funny: Medically speaking, 'tolerance' is, quote, "the lack of or low levels of immune response to transplanted tissue or other foreign substance that is normally immunogenic."

    By that light, they're right. Liberal leading lights (LLL) spue forth all sorts of nonsense. The average liberal does not react to this, except maybe a slight head nod. The average conservative presents evidence of how absurd these things are, provides proof of their invalid nature, etc...in other words, conservatives have a reasonable level of 'immune response' to these ideas that blight the body politic, while liberals do not.

    Please note, on the available evidence of both sides' actions, that's the -only- definition by which they're right about who's more tolerant...

    2)Thank you for the suggestion, milady Pelosi! In response, I submit that I cannot actually calculate my taxes until after they've been turned in! (Side note: Assuming that article's a legit quote, can anyone actually understand what she's saying without a grammar translator on hand?)

    3)Re: African Aids Issue - have they updated the definition of AIDS since the Bangui documents? I'm wondering how much of that is legit, how much a smokescreen for simply spreading the alternate disease Liberalitis? (See point one)

  11. Ender,

    Excellent response to P-Lousy.

  12. Ender,
    1) Leave it to you to come up with that one, but it works!
    2) Or a stooooopidity translator?
    3) That continent is beyond help.

  13. Flame,
    That is the point. JUDGES have no say in the matter.

  14. The gubmint has always wanted my guns and now they're after my fishing rod too? I'll never give up either willingly.Sheesh,when does it end...

  15. usaeagle1, they are not only going after recreational fishing, the fed has already just about ruined the commercial fishing industry here in Maine.
    Fish is even expensive here now.
    Lobster is still cheap, but they operate under a different set of laws. The fed has deemed that boats can only go out to sea for a few months all year long.Along with a bunch of other stupid laws put into place by people who have never been fishermen.
    They can't seem to help themselves.

  16. USAeagle,
    As long as there are Democrats, socialists, Marxists, and communists (but I repeat myself), it will never end.

    Thanx for stopping by

  17. B-mom,
    They are control freaks posing as do-gooders.


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