Friday, March 26, 2010

3-26-2010 The Weekend Claw

Film review time, folks. “The Hurt Locker” gets a solid thumbs up, but it is NOT a flick for everyone. It is intense, and the characters are well developed. Bomb disposal is a job that calls for extreme bravery, steady nerves, and a huge set of brass ones. It can also drive even the best over the edge. How they do it is beyond me. Say a prayer for those guys, and if you ever meet one buy him a beer.

Has any American President ever disrespected one of our allies like Obama has done to the Prime Minister of Israel? This time, Obama walked out of a meeting with Netanyahu because the Israelis refuse to give The One a written statement promising to never build another bit of housing for Israelis within the West Bank. He got up and walked out to have a private dinner and said to call him if Israel has anything new on the issue. Netanyahu should publicly state that he will not deal with Obama until he shows his original birth certificate to prove that he is legally the President.

The CBO has a habit of underestimating true spending in programs and budgets, but even they say that Obama’s projected 10-year budget deficit is over $1,200,000,000,000.00 too low, and that Obama will raise the national debt to over 90% of our annual GDP in that decade. His mission to destroy our nation is succeeding.

The Golden Dumb-Bass of the Year Award goes to Bart Stupak of Meeeeeechigan, and not just for voting for the Senate Obamacare bill while believing in an Executive Order that can overrule the law, that the Senate will take up a mythical “reconciliation” when they got the bill they wanted passed, and the Tooth Fairy. He also gets the award for saying this, “Planned Parenthood does not do abortions…in my district. Planned Parenthood has a number of clinics in my district that provide health care for my people. Therefore, these clinics do quite well in my district, and I’m all for health care and extending it to everybody--access to health care, so that’s just another way.” Planned Parenthood is not in the health care business. They are in the abortion business, and do it wherever they have offices.

Congresscritter John Dingel thinks the Obamacare legislation will only cover “300 people”, but that’s not the real news. He admits that the eventual goal is to “control the people.”

You know that the Obamacare legislation is horrid if it is endorsed by Fidel Castro.

Senator and Doctor Tom Coburn offered an amendment to the Obamacare bill in the Senate. All but one Democrat voted against the amendment. That means that the Democrats, with the sole exception of Evan Bayh, support giving Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs to sex offenders and having the federal government pay for abortion pills such as RU-486.

This story doesn’t apply to just Barack Obama, but rather to all Democrat Presidents, and their liberal allies in Congress and the Courts, for at least the past 100 years. Yes, I include non-conservative Republicans such as the Bushes in there as well.

So what else do the socialists want to steal from you? Well, the Obama Administration and the SEIU union thugs now want to take away your private retirement accounts and put the money of ALL Americans into a single government-managed retirement plan. Don’t we already have something like that? I do believe we have it and that it is financially insolvent. It’s called Social Security.

The arabs of Than Franthithco are miffed at the Police Chief. He had the unmitigated gall to notice that muslims are terrorists and vice versa.

Complete ignorance of what the Constitution actually says and support of illegal immigration are character traits found in many judges, not just those appointed by Democrats. U.S. District Court Judge Jane Boyle, appointed by noted friend of non-drybacks George W. Bush, has struck down a city ordinance that bans landlords in Farmers Branch, TX, from renting properties to any person who cannot show that they are in the country legally. She declared that such an ordinance is “an attempt to enforce U.S. immigration laws” which can only be done by federal officials. First of all, it is not enforcement of immigration laws. It is a city housing ordinance, and there is no mention in the Constitution about the federal government having purview over local housing laws, which means that the 10th Amendment overrules this judge. Secondly, if the locals authorities can’t have anything to do with federal laws, then the feds cannot have anything to do with local laws. Bank robbery and kidnapping are state laws, but are investigated by the FBI.

IT’S ABOUT TIME! It appears that the Noo Yawk Port Authority and developers have finally got their stuff in one sock and are going to start rebuilding on Ground Zero.

“Ginny” of the Poll Katz gets credit for this one. Folks, even The Crawfish can’t make this kinda story up. As Ron White said, “you can’t fix stupid!”

The leftists are up in arms because of some threats to Congresscritters over their usage of the Constitution as toilet paper. There are even calls for arrests. Funny, but where were those folks when the calls for W to be killed were going on from 2001-2009? The Crawfish believes that some of the threats are actually being committed by leftists in order to make it look like the conservatives are deranged and dangerous. There will probably be some kind of staged violence which will be all Barack Obama needs to suspend the Constitution for our own good while arresting every known strong conservative and confiscating all privately owned firearms. Check your history books for the Reichstag Fire and Kristallnacht.

Some folks have just gotta stop looking to be offended by every comment. A black Republican candidate for Congress said “Listen up, Buckwheat!” when referring to The Chosen One, and the leftists and blacks in his area are going haywire. Just like him, The Crawfish has used the name “Buckwheat” over the years to denote someone who ain’t exactly playin’ it smart. It is NOT a raaaaaaacist comment!

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"The instrument by which it [government] must act are either the AUTHORITY of the laws or FORCE. If the first be destroyed, the last must be substituted; and where this becomes the ordinary instrument of government there is an end to liberty!" - Alexander Hamilton (quote courtesy of fellow blogger “Saltwater”)

The Constitution of the United States


  1. How to stop them?The White House lunatic and his insane followers are goin through the country like Sherman through the South leaving debt and destruction in their wake,Whats next?oh,Immigration "Reform",well I guess this means all them Border Patrol guys better start lookin for other jobs.

  2. Oh,by the way all you all who belong to AARP huge medicare cuts start April 1 2010.

  3. Donnie,
    it's up to the Attorneys General of the states and their Governors to go on the offensive until we can retake the House, Senate, and White House in 2012. THEN, and only then, can we repeal each and every word of this monstrocity.

  4. 1. Obama's actions betray more than anything his true religious beliefs. Israel might as well deal with the fact: They are going to be alone at least until 2012. But they also might ponder one other little fact: American Jews helped elect this travesty.

    2. Yep. Soon's the interest on our debt exceeds the GDP we will be down the tubes.

    3. Stupak is just trying to "clean it up" before he has to go home and campaign for re-election.

    4. Yeah, Dingle is a real berry, ain't he? In any of the countries he admires he would be shot or sent to the gulag for giving away the game plan....

    5. Yep, the Coburn amendment was great. If the amendment passed the bill would have to go back to the House; if it failed, then everyone who voted against it would be on record as for giving Viagra to sex offenders. I emailed Sen Coburn and told him he must be one hell of a chess player..

    6. Dinner at the WH... Story sounds like the old Bircher's "Salami Theory".

    7. The Farmers Branch thing has been going on for at least 10 years... or before I retired.

    8. Reichstag Fire and Kristallnacht. Yep. Those that do not learn from history........

    9. Buckwheat... heck, I've been called that by folks all my life...

  5. Judge Andrew Napolitano has something to say about the health care takeover:

  6. Weekend already.Time flies,like the dried shit around dhimmis mouths draw..A)We knew before this dickweed was ever nominated Israel would be on her own. BiBi should have been the one walking out on His Petulantness.Telling him to go f@ck himself on the way out the door.B)True story,that one.Soros woodie loooking more like a giant Redwood every day,too.C) MAYBE they'll come out of the bars long enough to get rid of ol'Stupidak once and for all. P.P. DON'T do abortions in HIS district? Bart,THAT just broke my bullshit meter. I personally know 2 women who've lived their ENTIRE lives in his district who'd had an abortion AT the clinic in Marquette.Asshat has NO clue.D) Dingell said that at the TH in Dearbornistastan in August as well. Pass the Aricept to John.E)You KNOW we're had if Ivan's new BFF likes it.Along with the thieving U.N. W.H.O.THEY like it too.F) Well,Craw,that perv bloc is big for the dhimmis,you know.G)That sounds a lot like the story Pepp2 had at her place last summer.H) Considering the financial shape of most of these union pension funds,I'm not surprized the SEIU is looking for some Obama stash to bail THEM out as well. Worked for the UAW.I)And he's RIGHT! Do you suppose Plousy will want him sent to Alcatraz?J) Bush=RINO=Liberal.All that needs to be said.K) I don't believe Noo Yawk is in ANY shape to be putting public money ANYWHERE into this project.L) I suppose we'll see this on "America's Dumbest Criminals" soon. Moe-rons.M)Now why simply threaten them? N)I like this story. Good on Mr.Poitier.Think I'll send him a donation. After reading the article,this teachers's STUDENTS are smarter than the damned smarmy reporterette.Guess that should come as no surprize,eh? These PC assholes would be offended if you ordered buckwheat pancakes at your friendly IHOP. W T F,should we ask for Obamacakes?? Fine piece,Craw,see ya Tuesday. From the old motorhome. We ain't going to get it now. Next year,I think.

  7. Hey, Crawfish, wrote a comment and it would not post for some reason. Won't try to recreate it but will say that it is a pleasure still being able to get the scoop here at the Claw!
    Mrs. AL (Always Learning)

  8. Buck,
    1) Why do American Jews hate Israel so much? They claim to support Israel, but keep voting for Dems.
    2) The INTEREST won't get to that point, but the PRINCIPAL will within the next decade unless we return to the Constitution.
    3) Stupak has been exposed an a complete moron
    4) Dingle's getting old, so he wants to push harder so he can see true American socialism before he croaks.
    5) It would have been even better if the media hadn't covered it up
    6) His rudeness and arrogance are unmatched in American political history
    7) It's Farmers Branch and the Constitution vs liberal judges
    8) and we will repeat it if we don't act soon
    9) me, too!

  9. B-mom,
    that article has a few good quotes

  10. Clyde,
    a) We knew he was a muslim and would side with the arabs
    b) He's succeeding beyond his dreams
    c) Just another lying Democrat in the land of "we support Democrats no matter how much they screw us"
    d) Pass him the .45 with one round and tell him to do his duty
    e) All good commies like Obama's plans
    f) Their core voter groups: blacks, socialists, deviants, criminals, unions, and union-educated
    g) The Acorn family?
    h) The UAW pension plan is now mostly 401(k)
    i) Libs can't handle the truth
    j) Why does the left hate W so much when 85% of the time he was one of them?
    k) Especially since they just built that new stadium to replace one that was still in very good shape
    l) The Smoking Gun Presents... Let's see Todd Bridges, Danny Bonaduce, and Tonya Harding comment on them!
    m) 99% of it is staged, I'm sure of it
    n) The person I work with closest is a 60 year old black lady and SHE uses Buckwheat as meaning "dummy"!

  11. Mrs. AL,
    I'm still goin', but I might end up going back to once a week. Dunno yet.

  12. They also claim the threats were not only orchestrated by the tea party, but by Sarah Palin herself. When in Pep Boys the other day, the tv had Palin's comment to the tea party of "reloading." Apparently the tea partiers are too stupid to understand metaphors in the medias mind. Typical tactic by the left.

  13. Crawdaddy,
    1. Worked with EOD for over 20 years and I agree. Anyone that can not only approach active munitions but actually fiddle with it definitely has el grande cajones!!!
    2. Uh Oh, wonder if Bennie has Mossad working on the problem. BTW Netanyahu wrote a great book about the Israel/Arab issue, A Durable Peace: Israel and Its Place Among the Nations.
    3. Obamacare accounting is just statistics, you know, LIES, DAMED LIES…
    4. About StoogeHack, use the old fishing trick on the Golden Dumb-Bass, throw it away!!!
    7. Gotta find some way to keep the spirits up! Not to mention that they bill contains provisions to fund the treatment of Native American child abusers.
    9. If they can get away with mandating the purchase of health insurance, then they assume they can get away with mandating retirement accounts. Simple really, just throw away the Constitution, although the repercussions may become more significant.
    11. The local business is required to abide by federal, state, county, city, and local ordinances (laws). Not to mention that local law enforcement officials are required to Uphold the Law(s), not ignore those they don’t like. Perhaps the local board should disregard the law and allow pet owners to bring their pets by the judge’s yard for the purpose of defecation.
    14. Minor correction, that should be alleged threats. Also, we have seen what occurs when law enforcement follows up on these threats, they are made by progressives not conservatives.
    15. Gotta love it. How dare they oppose his remarks. Is it because he is a man of color? Now the Republican candidate can call all those criticizing his remarks, RACIST.

  14. Eric,
    there have been almost zero threats to Democrats by non-Democrats. There have been less threats against Democrats than there were against W on a daily basis BY Democrats!

  15. Flame,
    1) It does take grande cajones or screws loose
    2) Benny is one of the good guys, as opposed to his critic
    3) It will cost at least twice as much as they say within the first 5 years
    4) Throw HIM away!
    7) What other nuggets are we gonna find in there?
    9) The upcoming Obama versions of the Reichstag Fire and Krystallnacht will lead to the suspension of the Constitution
    11) If someone is in violation of any law, a law enforcement official who is within the boundaries of his own jurisdiction should be able to apprehand and deal with the perp
    14) Bingo, brother!
    15) Nah...liberals are not allowed to be called racists, even if they are KKK grand wizards

  16. The violence will probably increase Crawfish, as we get closer to the 2010 midterms. And if, as everyone now believes, the 2010 midterms go against the Dumbocraps in a BIG way I suspect that O'Vomit and his minions will try something.

    Now whether or not that "something" will be martial law or not permitting the newly elected representatives and senators to be seated, I am not sure. The Liberals (and O'Vomit in particular) are cowards. Would they do something that is sure to start a war?

    My best guess is that they will try to fight it out in Congress. They will pull every favor they can from the Main Stream Media and their allies. This could include riots in the streets by the Unions, Black Panthers, and every other Liberal group in existence. These riots will have a tendency to "back fire" on the Dumbocraps, losing them more support in the run-up to the 2012 elections.

    What Conservatives must do is to REPEAL every socialist program, repeal ALL entitlements, stop illegal immigration (NO AMNESTY), and reduce the federal bureaucracy by at least 80%. The tax code MUST be repealed and some type of "Fair" tax enacted. If the vast majority of these items can be accomplished by 2016, the Dumbocraps will be reduced to a West and East Coast "elites only club" by 2020.

  17. Ghost,
    It will, and the vast majority will come from the left until such a point is reached that the good ol' boys have had enough and start retaliating. The Obamites will try to cause that spark before the elections if the polls still show them getting their arses they can suspend the elections and the Constitution and possibly institute martial law.

    The GOP doesn't have the spine or cajones to do that, and you know it.


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