Wednesday, March 2, 2011

3-2-2011 The Weekly Claw

Happy Texas Independence Day! One hundred and seventy five years ago today, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted.

Today’s life lesson is: Look for the union label, then buy something else!

Quote of the week: “In New Jersey, we’re not trying to break the unions … the unions are trying to break the middle class.” –Governor Chris Christie

Well, the mystery of why President Obama refused to call for Moammar Gadhafi’s ouster when Gadhafi was being much more brutal in his attacks on protesters has been solved. You see, Obama’s spiritual advisor for over 20 years, the famously racist and Marxist Rev. Wright, has ties to Gadhafi and even accompanied Calypso Louie on a trip to visit Gadhafi in 1984. Gadhafi also has ties to the Nation of Islam and the Million (actually 400K) Man March. On top of that, many of the top black American stars of the music world have been known to party with Gadhafi’s family. Obama can’t be messin’ with his main voting blocs, can he?

The Religion of Peace has struck again, and this time it was in Texas. A student at South Plains Community College, here on a student visa from Saudi Arabia, has been arrested on terrorism charges. He was stockpiling bomb making materials. His writings and online postings show that he wanted to help the jihad. He was planning to strike multiple targets, including the Dallas home of George W. Bush.

Speaking of that cult of violence, the beheading of a wife by her muslim in an “honor killing” has absolutely NOTHING to do with Islam, according to National Public Radio. Yes, imbecilic NPR just parrots what their masters in the Dim-ocratic Party say. They refuse to acknowledge that the Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet are nothing but murderous animals at war with everything non-muslim.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Calypso Louie has come out and said that Middle East style protests and uprisings will soon come to America. Does that mean the Tea Party folks will overthrow the current socialist government? The idiot also tried to say that the Jews are pushing America into a war over Libya, and that the Jews were disproportionately involved in the slave trade. Doesn’t this idiot realize that the African slaves were captured and sold to the slavers by rival tribes and African muslims? Go back to the Mothership, moron!

The ego of the leaders of the far-left is really something to behold. The DNC was going to honor Red Nanny P-Lousy for being the most extreme anti-Constitutional Speaker of the House in American history, but the resolution didn’t meet HER standards. So she had her daughter change it.

Get a load of what Michael Mooreon is saying about wealthy Americans and their money. “They're sitting on the money, they're using it for their own -- they're putting it someplace else with no interest in helping you with your life, with that money. We've allowed them to take that. That's not theirs, that's a national resource, that's ours. We all have this -- we all benefit from this or we all suffer as a result of not having it. I think we need to go back to taxing these people at the proper rates. They need to -- we need to see these jobs as something we some, that we collectively own as Americans and you can't just steal our jobs and take them someplace else.” Is there any doubt that he is a marxist-socialist stooge? Why does anybody with an IQ above room temperature listen to his garbage?

A man who is wanted on multiple warrants for drug trafficking is pulled over by the police. The cop tells him to get out of the car, that he is under arrest. The drug dealer locks the door and starts the car. The cop reaches in to unlock the door. The drug dealer raises his window, trapping the cop’s arm, and starts to drive away, accelerating towards the freeway, with the cop dragging from the car. The cop, fearing for his life, pulls his gun and kills the drug dealer. The cop’s actions are completely justified and legitimate, right. Oh, did I mention that the drug dealer was black? That makes it a raaaaaacist incident. Check out some of the comments from the black protesters: “Word has to get out concerning what's happening in the black community," said the Rev. Randolph Shaheed, who helped organize the protests. "We're not trying to be radical as it relates to violence. We're out here trying to be radical as it relates to change. Change has to come.” (Sorry, but we’ve seen the results of your kind of CHANGE. See the train wreck in the White House and the Injustice Department) “We've been getting dragged through our own community for years now. We're grown. Now we've got some power behind us, whether the police department knows it or not, and we're fixing to take action. This was wrong.” (Going to take action? Sounds like you’re threatening law enforcement now. Do you really want a race war?) The police are “just another form of militia -- they're just an organized gang.” “This man was killed with three children in the car. I ask people all over the world: If your father, your mother or your brother was killed with children in the car, how would you respond?” The Crawfish would respond by saying that the drug dealer DESERVED to get killed for attempting to murder a police officer, and he was stoooopid enough to do it with kids in the car. It was HIS FAULT, not the cop’s fault!

“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are determined to destroy this system under all conditions.” That definitely sounds like a quote from one of today’s left wing socialist members of the Democratic Party, a union leader, and/or a community organizer. Actually, it comes from a 1927 speech by Adolf Hitler. For those poor, misguided folks, “educated” by union teachers, who believe that the National Socialist Workers Party (Nazis) were a far-right wing party, here is yet more proof, taken directly from their own party platform, that they were actually a left wing party.

I don’t always agree with Newt Gingrich, and I certainly don’t see myself voting for him, but he is completely correct in this assessment regarding His Majesty’s taking the law into his own hands.

And now for another update from the Prophet Algoracle Glo-Bull Warming Network. Than Franthithco saw some snow for the first time in 35 years. Has anybody heard from that fraud lately?

“I'm not going to apologize for spending money to service our members.” So sayeth the head of Noo Yawk’s United Federation of Teachers. Remember that bulls “service” cows, and you’ll see what the union is really doing to the teachers. The union bosses are living in luxury, with $250,000+ salaries, union-paid arrival and departure parties, and a $1.4 million party to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the union. Meanwhile, thousands of teachers are facing pink slips, but hey…it’s all about the union power and the union bosses.

Have y’all heard that the teachers union in Wisconsin is under investigation for corruption and failing to properly pay their taxes? I wonder why the lamestream media was ignoring that story.

The Congressional Racist Cau…er, Congressional Black Caucus has come out saying that all budget cuts proposed by the GOP are raaaaaacist and will disproportionately affect black folks. Well, if your party had not given black America so many entitlements and used those entitlements to ruin the black American family structure and work ethic, they wouldn’t be disproportionately affected by cuts to unConstitutional spending! The best thing y’all could do for black Americans is to get them off of the government teat, and out from under the government thumb!

When was the last time there was a scandal involving the White House and the Department of Justice in which both refused to comply with subpoenas from Congressional committees? Well, that would be the one involving a certain hotel in DC that Monica Lewinsky later took up residence in. Yep, Watergate. Will the current scandal bring down an Attorney General and a President like that one did? This one is more serious than Watergate, because it involves the murder of a federal agent.

The anti-2nd Amendment Democrats are at it yet again. This time, Corruptionois Attorney General Lisa Madigan has issued a ruling (wait, COURTS issue rulings, not prosecutors!) that the names of all gun permit holders in the state must be made public, probably so they can have their mobs of welfare moms and welfare druggies protest around the houses of the gun owners. I thought the Dim-ocrats were big on some “Constitutional right of privacy”, which guarantees abortion rights (still can’t trace that logic trail, but…), but evidently does NOT protect the rights of gun owners. At least the State Police are going to fight her in court. Then again, since the Corruptionois Supreme Court ruled recently that Rahm Emanuel simply owning property in Chicago that he rented out is the same as establishing residency during that time, we know that they will rule against the State Police if the Chicago Democratic Machine tells them to.

Did y’all know that the Koch brothers are pure evil? Neither did I.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on the objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." -James Madison

The Constitution of the United States


  1. Buck's book

    1. Yep. Declaration of Independence. Then the Alamo. Then then San Jacinto. The only thing our Texas forefathers screwed up on was letting Sabnta Ana go back to Mexico. Led to the war with Mexico. Kinda like signing an armistis with Germany in 1918 led to WWII. Kinda like the Korean armistice led to the problems we have there now. Kinda like Stormin' Norman having to stop short in '91 led to 9/11. You get them down you don't let them up. Ipso facto.

    2. I am reading your column and am overcome with either; (1) the stupidity of americans who believe this schidt, or' (2) the stupidity of the leftwing media who thinks Americans belive this schide.

    3. "Look for the union label, then buy something else!"... Okaaayyy. I think that's why there are so many Toyotas, Subarus, Daihatsus, Lexus' and Nissans running around here now. They cost what American cars would cost sans union interference. Quality is better outside union shops, ever notice that???

    4. Ties to Gadhafi? NO SCHIDT! For many years since before the civil rights movemet white people have been trying to coexist. I'm sorry but it is black agitators that are stoking the fires of racism.I don't know what their goal is but because if they do succeed in starting a race war there's no way they will come out on top. They have been handed every opportunity to advance including placing blacks in college above higher scoring caucasians... It gauls me.

    5. And as for black American stars...WTF does ANY "American" star have the right to trash their country? Why do Americans think because some singer or actor/actress have higher intelligence because they can carry a tune and remember lyrics or toe a chalk line and recite lines? These people for the most part are dumber than a box of rocks outside their given talent.

    6. Oh, no. Just like the Fort Hood shootings, we musn't jump to conclusions. President Bush, if I ever hear you say, "Islam is a religion of peace" again, I will personall take out an ad in the local paper that says, "Mr. President Bush, you are a MORON!"

    7. Okay. We have a congress that had BETTER defund NPR. Or I'll vote different next time.

  2. Buck's book Pt II

    8. Jews in the slave trade? Last time I checked the only jews in the slave trade were the marketable product.

    9. Nancy Pelosi is just like the other politicians from homosexual and entitlement neighborhoods. She is in for life and nothing working, tax paying Americans can do about it..

    10. Boy, I wish Michael Moore would get his fat ass to one of the communist countries he likes so much. He would be down to 170 lb in 6 months. I really believe at this time Moore is really only preaching to his choir.

    11. No, it wasn't the cop's fault. To be logical it is the fault of the bleeding hearts and the sleaze attorneys that have limited capital punishment to only the most henious crimes and then by the time the appeals are played out they are putting down a senile, old creep.

    12. The left still thinks the NAZIs were right wing. Kinda reminds me of back in the '60's when I got into a political "discussion" with a snot nose college punk and he called me a facist. I asked him what a facist was and he didn't know. All he could come up with after a little stutterng was, "Assholes like you."

    13. Gingrich was absolutely right about Obama's stance on the Defense of Marriage Act. But, wait a minute, now. That is EXACTLY his stance on our laws regarding illegal aliens.

    14. I have a dyed in the wool union type. I don't even try to talk politics with him any more. He is brainwashed to the inth degree. I am believing anyone who pays into unions is brainwashed and/or dumber than a box of rocks.

    15. Yeah. The budget cuts are racist because the most entitlement beneficiaries are black. Whoops. I guess it is racist to say that, huh.

    16. I don't believe the current scandal will bring down anything because even with the new young turks in congress, the Republicans are too timid to do anything.

    17. Wow! Hey. I can now go to the courthouse and look to see if the house I am planning to burglarize has a gun owner. Coooooool!

  3. Buck,
    1) You don't HALFWAY win a war!
    2) or (3)...both!
    3) As a member of the UAW, I agree! Better quality and less expensive from a non-union shop!
    4) Yes, they are angling for a race war or black domination of white.
    5) Very few of 'em (outside of country) have IQs above room temp. Ted Nugent is one of the exceptions.
    6) Islam has been at war with us since the 600s.
    7) Well, I did vote for the Constitution Party in 2008....
    8) A FEW of the merchants in the late 1700s.....
    9) Kinda like Sheila Jackson-Lee.
    10) That choir's combined IQ is somewhere around my age.
    11) All death sentences should be carried out within 730 days of sentencing.
    12) ARE an asshole, and so am I! (when necessary!)
    13) In the 50s, Newt would have been considered a Democrat!
    14) Uh...I pay union dues. Then again, I pretty much have no choice.
    15) No, just accurate.
    16) GOP: The Yellow-Bellied Sap Sucker Party.
    17) The AG also wants the release of info on every registered firearm, so they know if you are a gun owner and how many guns of every type you own. Anti-Constitutional liberal beeee-otch!

  4. It'd be a glorious day if we could use Michael Moore for a punching bag...

    I hope my parents are partying down in Kerrville TX. I'm sure the town is. Love that state!


  5. Crawfish:
    Re: #14.
    I think Texas is a right to work state.

  6. I think we'll see more of these black opportunist scam artists arranging protests and the like. Because they know that Eric Holder won't prosecute "his people". They are emboldened.
    If there were a white supremacist in the WH and running the DOJ, you'd probably see a rise in KKK and skinhead activities too.

    So, does anyone think M. Moore will be inviting some homeless people up to his multi-million $ NYC apartment for food and shelter? Anyone think that if he gets money from his law suit to get more from one of his movies, he'll send it all to the IRS?

    Ya, neither do I.

  7. Good pile once again. Buck summed it up nicely.

  8. Eric,
    my father in law lives in a trailer park in Kerrville. He was a Marine for 3 tours of duty in Vietnam and then became a New Orleans cop.

  9. Buck,
    but many companies are still heavily unionized. My last day in the UAW is tomorrow. Then I go to another union.

  10. b-mom,
    F Holder and Moore.
    'nuff said.

  11. Clyde,
    are you gettin' lazy on me?????

  12. Yeah, Clyde. Or do you just don't want to start another line with each comment? Or sumpin'?

  13. Craw,

    Buck stole everyone's thunder!

    I lvoe seeing non-union vehicles on the road as Buck described and I for one, will NEVER buy another GM or Chrysler product. Ever. Let the UAW suck it.

  14. Gunny said it best. Buck did a great job and sucked the air out of the room. Kudos Buck. Kudos Craw.

  15. Gunny,
    when I replace my Hyundai, I'm thinking of a Honda Odyssey.


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