3-2-2011 The Weekly Claw

Happy Texas Independence Day! One hundred and seventy five years ago today, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted.

Today’s life lesson is: Look for the union label, then buy something else!

Quote of the week: “In New Jersey, we’re not trying to break the unions … the unions are trying to break the middle class.” –Governor Chris Christie

Well, the mystery of why President Obama refused to call for Moammar Gadhafi’s ouster when Gadhafi was being much more brutal in his attacks on protesters has been solved. You see, Obama’s spiritual advisor for over 20 years, the famously racist and Marxist Rev. Wright, has ties to Gadhafi and even accompanied Calypso Louie on a trip to visit Gadhafi in 1984. Gadhafi also has ties to the Nation of Islam and the Million (actually 400K) Man March. On top of that, many of the top black American stars of the music world have been known to party with Gadhafi’s family. Obama can’t be messin’ with his main voting blocs, can he?

The Religion of Peace has struck again, and this time it was in Texas. A student at South Plains Community College, here on a student visa from Saudi Arabia, has been arrested on terrorism charges. He was stockpiling bomb making materials. His writings and online postings show that he wanted to help the jihad. He was planning to strike multiple targets, including the Dallas home of George W. Bush.

Speaking of that cult of violence, the beheading of a wife by her muslim in an “honor killing” has absolutely NOTHING to do with Islam, according to National Public Radio. Yes, imbecilic NPR just parrots what their masters in the Dim-ocratic Party say. They refuse to acknowledge that the Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet are nothing but murderous animals at war with everything non-muslim.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Calypso Louie has come out and said that Middle East style protests and uprisings will soon come to America. Does that mean the Tea Party folks will overthrow the current socialist government? The idiot also tried to say that the Jews are pushing America into a war over Libya, and that the Jews were disproportionately involved in the slave trade. Doesn’t this idiot realize that the African slaves were captured and sold to the slavers by rival tribes and African muslims? Go back to the Mothership, moron!

The ego of the leaders of the far-left is really something to behold. The DNC was going to honor Red Nanny P-Lousy for being the most extreme anti-Constitutional Speaker of the House in American history, but the resolution didn’t meet HER standards. So she had her daughter change it.

Get a load of what Michael Mooreon is saying about wealthy Americans and their money. “They're sitting on the money, they're using it for their own -- they're putting it someplace else with no interest in helping you with your life, with that money. We've allowed them to take that. That's not theirs, that's a national resource, that's ours. We all have this -- we all benefit from this or we all suffer as a result of not having it. I think we need to go back to taxing these people at the proper rates. They need to -- we need to see these jobs as something we some, that we collectively own as Americans and you can't just steal our jobs and take them someplace else.” Is there any doubt that he is a marxist-socialist stooge? Why does anybody with an IQ above room temperature listen to his garbage?

A man who is wanted on multiple warrants for drug trafficking is pulled over by the police. The cop tells him to get out of the car, that he is under arrest. The drug dealer locks the door and starts the car. The cop reaches in to unlock the door. The drug dealer raises his window, trapping the cop’s arm, and starts to drive away, accelerating towards the freeway, with the cop dragging from the car. The cop, fearing for his life, pulls his gun and kills the drug dealer. The cop’s actions are completely justified and legitimate, right. Oh, did I mention that the drug dealer was black? That makes it a raaaaaacist incident. Check out some of the comments from the black protesters: “Word has to get out concerning what's happening in the black community," said the Rev. Randolph Shaheed, who helped organize the protests. "We're not trying to be radical as it relates to violence. We're out here trying to be radical as it relates to change. Change has to come.” (Sorry, but we’ve seen the results of your kind of CHANGE. See the train wreck in the White House and the Injustice Department) “We've been getting dragged through our own community for years now. We're grown. Now we've got some power behind us, whether the police department knows it or not, and we're fixing to take action. This was wrong.” (Going to take action? Sounds like you’re threatening law enforcement now. Do you really want a race war?) The police are “just another form of militia -- they're just an organized gang.” “This man was killed with three children in the car. I ask people all over the world: If your father, your mother or your brother was killed with children in the car, how would you respond?” The Crawfish would respond by saying that the drug dealer DESERVED to get killed for attempting to murder a police officer, and he was stoooopid enough to do it with kids in the car. It was HIS FAULT, not the cop’s fault!

“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are determined to destroy this system under all conditions.” That definitely sounds like a quote from one of today’s left wing socialist members of the Democratic Party, a union leader, and/or a community organizer. Actually, it comes from a 1927 speech by Adolf Hitler. For those poor, misguided folks, “educated” by union teachers, who believe that the National Socialist Workers Party (Nazis) were a far-right wing party, here is yet more proof, taken directly from their own party platform, that they were actually a left wing party.

I don’t always agree with Newt Gingrich, and I certainly don’t see myself voting for him, but he is completely correct in this assessment regarding His Majesty’s taking the law into his own hands.

And now for another update from the Prophet Algoracle Glo-Bull Warming Network. Than Franthithco saw some snow for the first time in 35 years. Has anybody heard from that fraud lately?

“I'm not going to apologize for spending money to service our members.” So sayeth the head of Noo Yawk’s United Federation of Teachers. Remember that bulls “service” cows, and you’ll see what the union is really doing to the teachers. The union bosses are living in luxury, with $250,000+ salaries, union-paid arrival and departure parties, and a $1.4 million party to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the union. Meanwhile, thousands of teachers are facing pink slips, but hey…it’s all about the union power and the union bosses.

Have y’all heard that the teachers union in Wisconsin is under investigation for corruption and failing to properly pay their taxes? I wonder why the lamestream media was ignoring that story.

The Congressional Racist Cau…er, Congressional Black Caucus has come out saying that all budget cuts proposed by the GOP are raaaaaacist and will disproportionately affect black folks. Well, if your party had not given black America so many entitlements and used those entitlements to ruin the black American family structure and work ethic, they wouldn’t be disproportionately affected by cuts to unConstitutional spending! The best thing y’all could do for black Americans is to get them off of the government teat, and out from under the government thumb!

When was the last time there was a scandal involving the White House and the Department of Justice in which both refused to comply with subpoenas from Congressional committees? Well, that would be the one involving a certain hotel in DC that Monica Lewinsky later took up residence in. Yep, Watergate. Will the current scandal bring down an Attorney General and a President like that one did? This one is more serious than Watergate, because it involves the murder of a federal agent.

The anti-2nd Amendment Democrats are at it yet again. This time, Corruptionois Attorney General Lisa Madigan has issued a ruling (wait, COURTS issue rulings, not prosecutors!) that the names of all gun permit holders in the state must be made public, probably so they can have their mobs of welfare moms and welfare druggies protest around the houses of the gun owners. I thought the Dim-ocrats were big on some “Constitutional right of privacy”, which guarantees abortion rights (still can’t trace that logic trail, but…), but evidently does NOT protect the rights of gun owners. At least the State Police are going to fight her in court. Then again, since the Corruptionois Supreme Court ruled recently that Rahm Emanuel simply owning property in Chicago that he rented out is the same as establishing residency during that time, we know that they will rule against the State Police if the Chicago Democratic Machine tells them to.

Did y’all know that the Koch brothers are pure evil? Neither did I.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

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