Wednesday, June 30, 2010

6-30-2010 The Weekly Claw

We’ll start off this edition with an acknowledgment of the passing of Senator Robert Byrd. While his racist history and his record of voting with the far left is plain to see, most will not remember that he was a parliamentarian without modern equal. He knew the rules and etiquette of the Senate like no other, and even opposed his own party when they tried to misuse the “Slaughter Rule” to ram stuff through without proper votes. He should have known what that rule actually said and what it meant, since he was the one who wrote it. Once he left his KKK days behind him, he became someone who all Senators and Presidents respected even when they disagreed with him. Now that he is gone, the remaining 10% of the roads, bridges, Post Offices, and schools in West By God Virginia that haven’t been named for him probably will be.

At least the other nations of the G-20 have leaders who aren’t as stooooopid as Obama. While he keeps on proclaiming that the only way to end the recession and reduce our deficits is to spend, spend, spend, the others have noted that governmental spending is what has caused the big debt crises, and they want the nations of the G-20 to cut their deficit spending by at least 50% by 2013.

Regular Claw contributor “Beachmom” sends along this video showing that in Dearborn, Michigan, the police officially describe handing out Christian material “disorderly conduct”. You see, Dearborn is heavily populated by the Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet, and in the lands of the Pedophilic False Prophet it is illegal to possess Christian literature or to preach Christianity. Dearborn is now, evidently, a muslim nation unto itself. Notice in this report of the incident from the Associated Press that the police chief’s name is Haddad, which is a muslim name, but he says he’s taking no side in this “dispute”, although he does allow his officers to make illegal arrests in support of Islam.

It looks like The Chosen One and Gaffes were a bit premature in their announcement of “Recovery Summer” last week. Sales of new homes in May dropped to their lowest level on record, and this comes on the heels of a report that sales of existing homes sank as well. Okay, so that wasn’t good news. How’s the “Recovery Summer” looking with jobs? Dang, that ain’t lookin’ very good either. Maybe there’s recovery news from the stock markets. Ooops! I guess the “Recovery” is nothing but lies.

Here at The Weekly Claw, we’ve spent quite a bit of time busting on Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy, the Kennedy family, and a whole host of other liberals who claim to be good Catholics but oppose the Catholic Church on the issues of abortion-on-demand, partial-birth abortion, and homosexuality. We’ve also busted on America’s JINOs (Jews In Name Only) who support Democrat politicians who are in favor of abortion-on-demand, partial-birth abortion, homosexuality, and the destruction of Israel. Well we have some allies in this now. The Rabbinical Alliance of America is an organization made up of over 800 Orthodox rabbis, and they are coming out in opposition to The Anointed One’s choice of Elena Kagan for the Supreme Court. They are even pleading to Republican Senators to launch a filibuster against Kagan. You see, Kagan claims to be a Jew, but the rabbis had this to say about her: “It is clear from Ms. Kagan's record on issues such as abortion-on-demand, partial-birth-abortion, the radical homosexual and lesbian agenda, the 'supremacy' of the anti-family panoply over religious liberties of biblical adherents, et. al., that she will function as a flame-throwing radical, hastening society's already steep decline into Sodom and Gomorrah.” Amen, brothers!

If this little exchange doesn’t enlighten you as to the ignorance and left wing nuttiness of Elena Kagan, I don’t know what will. Even Ginsburg seems to believe that Kagan is an idiot with no valid argument!

Kagan’s testimony before the Senate has shown her to be completely unqualified to be a judge, much less an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. In this video, she says that the Constitution was meant to be interpreted over time, which means simply that the actual words of the Constitution don’t matter at all. She also said that there are times in which she might cite foreign laws in making decisions. Sorry, but the only laws that matter are the ones of our nation.

The liberals that own the city of Filthadelphia absolutely hate anything that represents patriotism and moral values, unless it is one of their tourist sites. They especially hate the Boy Scouts of America, and tried to ban them from the city-owned building that the Scouts had built and maintained under an agreement from 1928. At the heart of the matter is anti-morality liberalism in the form of heterophobic rights groups. The Scouts don’t allow queers, because their lifestyle is amoral and is opposed by the holy books of the three major world religions. Liberals CELEBRATE immoral behavior. A federal jury said that the Scouts are in the right.

The Supreme Court, in their “Citizens United” case, overturned the blatantly anti-Constitutional McLame-Feingold Act and its prohibition of free speech in political campaigns. This Angered The Chosen One and the rest of the Dim-ocrats to no end. His Majesty attacked the Supremes to their face, while intentionally mischaracterizing the case and ruling (also called LYING about it), in his State of the Disunion address, with his Thug Party minions cheering and jeering all around the Supremes. Upchuck Schumer called the ruling (and thereby the First Amendment) “un-American.” He and the rest of the Dim-ocrats promised to get around it as soon as possible. Yes, they promised to get around the Constitution for their own political purposes. Well, now they appear to have done just that with the passage of the DISCLOSE Act, which severely limits campaign spending by companies of groups that received government bailouts and puts completely silly disclosure requirements on advertising that would cause the average 30-second radio or TV ad to have only about 10 seconds of issue and 20 seconds of disclosing who paid for the ad and who approved it. The bill also specifically exempts unions from all of the rules of this bill and lets them shuffle their money around so nobody that they support has to deal with the restrictions either. It is as if the Democrats believe that the First and Fifth Amendments have been overturned. Do they actually believe that this can pass any court besides the Ninth Circus?

The Congressional assault on freedom didn’t stop there. On Friday morning, Congress passed another 2,000+ page bill that nobody has read that will completely overhaul our financial system, although it will do absolutely NOTHING about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the two government-supported organizations that caused the current financial situation. Even Senator “Countrywide” Dodd said , “No one will know until this is actually in place how it works. But we believe we've done something that has been needed for a long time. It took a crisis to bring us to the point where we could actually get this job done.” In other words, the Democrats have put a whole bunch of junk in here to appeal to their base, but none of them knows what’s really in there.

The Supreme Court rules on the Second Amendment this week, with the usual four suspects declaring that the Second Amendment does not exist. Why is it possible for members of a nation’s highest court to not be able to read the nation’s Constitution? At least the majority rules properly, and this one was a biggie. Of course, being typical liberals and using the Chicago Way, Mayor Daley declared that the city would have a new ordinance in place soon to replace the one overturned by the Supremes. Sounds just like the liberal reaction to the Citizens United case.

Thanks to Poll Katz e-mailer “REC48”, we have this fine letter from an officer in the US Army who believes that the Republicans and all conservatives really do need to grow a spine. If the liberals insist on breaking the rules, we must call them on it!

Here is a wonderful example of the results of our public schools. Peggy West if the first Hispanic person elected to the Milwaukee County Board of Supervisors. She’s probably an ardent Obama supporter. Too bad she definitely is NOT smarter than a 5th grader. Heck, my youngest just finished THIRD grade and she’s smarter than this ditz, and has much better speech patterns. Anyway, she wants to boycott Arizona because of their new anti-non-dryback law. Her reasoning is that Arizona doesn’t need such a law because Arizona isn’t anywhere near the border with Mexico and doesn’t have a problem with illegal immigration.

Will this bit of information help us at all in getting Homeland Security Ditz Napolitano and her muslim boss to start taking border security seriously? The Crawfish doubts it, since those are some of the people Barack Obama wants to take over the United States.

Representative Pete Stark (D-People’s Republic of California), when a member of the Minutemen wants to ask him a question asks the Minuteman “Who are you going to kill today?” The anti-American Congresscritter then has the cojones to say that the border is secure. Check out his condescending attitude, smugness, and arrogance in this video. There is a small advertisement first, but the video is worth the wait. This guy needs to be brought up on sedition charges. As for his “Who are you going to kill today?” comment, Poll Katz e-mailer “REC48” had a retort that fits. He said “Anyone carrying a bag of drugs. The rest we'll just wound a little in the ass as they retreat from the sound of gunfire.”

As Houston’s Police Chief, Harold Hurtt was a supporter of “sanctuary cities” and opposed ICE’s programs that called for assistance by local cops to do the job. Now he has been selected by the Obama Administration for a position at Homeland Security that oversees partnerships between federal and local cops regarding immigration. In other words, he opposes the very policies that he is in charge of. The widow of one of his officers has filed a lawsuit against him because of his failure to comply with immigration laws, which directly lead to the shooting death of her husband by a non-dryback.

While the “government” of Felipe Calderone is portraying the teenager who was shot and killed by our Border Patrol as some kind of innocent victim, reality has seeped to the surface. This same little angel had been caught at least four times smuggling drugs across the border. In other words, he should have been shot long ago.

This story’s guaranteed to make you say “HUH?!?!?!” and then laugh. It seems that the Psychotic Midget with the Funky Hair and High Heels believes that the US owes his nation big bucks for our hostility toward them over the past 60 years. I can’t make up stuff this hilarious.

Obama’s mentor, Hugo the Red, is nationalizing some offshore oil rigs in Venezuela’s waters. They belong to an American company. Will the Obama Administration lift a hand to support American business interests? Yeah, right.

Considering what the media and the leftists (sorry for repeating myself again) have been saying for the past 10 years, The Crawfish thought it was W who was the public idiot, but as y’all know the truth is never found in the lamestream media.

Time and again throughout recorded history, the Jewish people have been on the receiving end of attempted genocide. Since the founding of modern Israel, the arab nations and fundamentalist muslims have been trying to exterminate Israel. With that said, take a look at who is now threatening the Jews and calling THEM “genocidal”? Shouldn’t he be looking after his own problematic nation?

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

The Constitution of the United States


  1. 1. Dearborn belongs to the ragheads and 80 mile stretch of Arizona along the border now belongs to the drug smugglers. Can't say the Pledge of Allegiance in class but can get rubbers on demand. Can't drill for oil and ...did you know you cannot buy "Mrs Tucker's Hog Lard" any more? You cannot buy any lard unless you go to a rendering plant. Crisco is veggy.
    ...dunno why I put that in...

    2. Kagan claims to be a Jew, huh? Well when asked where she was Christmas Day she said, "Probably in a Chinese Food Restaurant with other Jews." Uh..sure is lots of pork in Chinese food...

    3. Disclose Act. Sounds like Upchuck & Co. shot themselves in the foot, to me. I'd think companies that took bail out would be the ones to donate big bucks to the Dems.

    4. "No one will know until it is in place how it actually works." Or maybe, "We have to pass this bill so we can see what's in it." Three thoughts; (a) Did they not have a grandaddy who told them about 'buying a pig in a poke'?"; and (b) Do they believe the country is really that stupid?; and (c) Is the country really that stupid?

    5. I have to say the Founding Fathers might have messed up a tad on the 2nd. Had they left out the bit about militia and just said the right to keep and bear arms there could have been no controversy 230 years later.

    6. Yeah. Pete Stark. His seat must be secure in an entitlement neighborhood. We have signs warning us of dangerous trafficing drugs and people in parts of Arizona. We have a park that has been closed to Americans because of the drug smugglers. And this IDIOT says the border is secure...

    7. What great sniper training! Turn the guys loose in their Gilly suits and start popping the drug smugglers... Specially in areas of AMERICA that are closed to AMERICANS because of Mexican smugglers.

  2. Crazy that we should listen to the European leaders on economic strategies over our own administration...

  3. You know what's funny? Stark says the border's "secure", while Bat Ears is saying: “Our borders are just too vast for us to be able to solve the problem only with fences and border patrols. It won't work."

    Well? Which is it? Can't those idiots even get their stories straight before running to the microphones?

    "ObaMoments in History"

    Thoughts on Bat Ears's "immigration" speech today.

    Stop on by!

  4. Buck,
    1) Dunno why that got in there either!
    2) I prefer Mongolian Beef or Szechuan Shrimp.
    3) I just want the people to hear about it and the union exemptions.
    4) No, yes, yes
    5) Simple English is a foreign language to modern lawyers and judges.
    6) Just another Democrat liar.
    7) I'll volunteer.

  5. Eric,
    THEY have been to the place that Obama wants to take US, and THEY know it didn't work!

  6. Bri,
    It is hard to keep your lies straight when you lie so much.

  7. Craw time,grab me a cold Diet Coke,and here we go... First off,everyone have a safe and fun Independence Day,except for the sponges who have bastardized it to Dependence Day.OK,now for the rant..A)I sure hope Sheets and ol'Dead Ted are enjoying themselves down there in the 9th ring.Ice,boys?? B)This G20 summit was interesting,to say the least. Listening to the leaders of nations who had a 50 year headstart on this nation in socialism,telling the asshat to basically stuff it.They had been there,done that,and NOW realize what an abject FAILURE it is.And what a dipshit THIS country has running it,by EMBRACING certain failure.C)EVERY news station in Detruit kissed the muzzie asses over this. Not surprizing,the cowards. The "Free Press" has ALWAYS been extremely left.NO surprize to read their take.I wonder,though,if Powerline realizes the ad along with the story, for "Single Muslim Women",is likely to result in the harlots(oops,meant ladies)likely stoning to the death.D) "Summer of Recovery". What,the morons pull a truck out of a ditch?THAT is a RECOVERY,if you know the towing business. My portfolio has DROPPED ANOTHER $200,000 THIS LAST MONTH. EFF these idiots. They wouldn't know recovery if it bit them on the ass.E) Don't hold your breath on that.You would not look good looking like an Avatar.F)Add that one in with the rest,and what do you get? A small,distaff version of...wait for it... GAFFES.G) Well,as I see it,these are EXACTLY the things he looks for in a nominee for ANYTHING. A mirror image of HIM.H)HJC,mark it down. They got ONE right. I) Yes,I think they DO believe they can get this. Hell,they court-shop enough,they can get damn near anything.J) That is PRECISELY why these damned bills are so huge. Confuse the shit out of everyone,and have in it what you want. The Alinsky way,mate.K) We ALL need to PRAY TO GOD that Justices Alito,Scalia,Thomas,and CJ Roberts live PAST 2012. One of OUR guys goes down while Obama is still here fucking things up,we will have NOWHERE to turn.L) THANK YOU for putting this up. This guy SO gets it. A-FRICKING-MEN.M) When I read about Ms.West last week,I about peed myself laughing,and then I got MAD. At the abject,frigging MORONS who elected the dimwit. DAMN FOOLS.N) No question this is going on,but sadly,the answer to your query is HELL NO he won't do anything about it.O) I like REC48's answer. Ol'Fortney has ALWAYS been a horse's ass.P)Another "police chief"who won't enforce laws HE don't like? HE ought to be in HIS OWN hoosegow.Not surprizing he'd be a damned Obamite.Q) I agree with your last sentence. Should have been shot MUCH sooner.Along with a couple thousand of his colleagues.I still maintain the border should be a "free-fire"zone. ANYONE who does NOT ENTER at an official border crossing,BAM.Drop'em wherever they are observed sneaking in.R)The hell of this is,Obama will most likely try to pay the damned little dogeater off.S) Short answer: HELL NO. T) Lets see,a choice between Gaffes,W,or Quayle? ANYFRICKINGONE but Gaffes. Say,has anyone seen that asshat's grades? I haven't. Got a hunch of the three,the LOWEST achiever would be.... GAFFES. U) Why the surprize,my friend? Chavez hates EVERYONE. Problem is,most of them are too damn stupid to see it.Or trying to BE him. Great pile,old son. C ya!!

  8. Obama's speech on immigration shows me how much he values American lives.. not much, but rather, foreign opinion, which has fallen anyways.

    You think of all the crimes these illegals bring and how much danger those down in the border states are, such as my parents, and it ticks me off.

  9. It looks like you've found a good reserve of claw since the Messiah raised his almighty hand and did nothing while crude wash up on the shores of the Bayou. Hats off for another fine claw Mudbug. I think disclose was designed to kill the TEA Party. We got scumbag Grayson and the Dimocritters creating a fake TEA party here in Florida, and we have Washington trying to silence us. I can't wait til November... Time to remove the scum that has accumulated on the surface.
    Thanks for the Grub Mud bug.

  10. More good news. Per RCP, Obama's approval ratings contin ue to fall, and his approval and disapproval are within less than 1 point of each other, after less than 18 months in office, about the most dismal performance of any President on record.

    Other news:

    Nevada Senate - Angle vs. Reid Rasmussen Reports Angle 48, Reid 41 Angle +7

    That would be HUGE, because the Senate Majority Leader, ObaMessiah's Mini-Me, getting booted would send a REAL clear message that socialism ain't welcomed here.

    Obama and Democrats' Health Care Plan Rasmussen Reports* For/Favor 40, Against/Oppose 55 Against/Oppose +15

    Guess what topic the GOPers should be harping on.

  11. Clyde,
    a) Sheets wasn't evil, just a bigoted liberal
    b) All part of his plan to destroy America with socialism so the muslims can easily conquer
    c) They are the enemy. Deport 'em all.
    d) They're recovering out of an uptick.
    e) The GOP is caving in once again. They see what the voters want and go against them again. Dumb-basses trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
    f) The Boss did say that the Constitution is a "flawed document", so any judge he nominates will agree.
    g) Enemy of the State
    h) The scary thing is that the obvious cases of Constitutionality keep coming down to 5-4 decisions.
    i) see h
    j) And the media would NEVER let the GOP get away with it
    k) see h
    l) Amen!
    m) When THAT can get elected, those voters should have their voting rights permanently rejected
    n) yup
    o) And he always will be!
    p) Most of the residents of Houston and Austin need to have their Texas citizenship taken away.
    q) Gotta feed the wildlife
    r) Let him try. That would cause his party to lose 75% of their seats.
    s) Probably correct
    t) The dimmest bulb to ever occupy that office
    u) Chavez is gonna flame out soon. His economy's gonna cause a revolt.

  12. Eric,
    remember that his goal is the destruction of our nation. He's laughing his way to "success".

  13. Jim,
    Glad to oblige! BTW, I am actually gonna make a batch of gumbo on Monday.

  14. Brian,
    the thing that upsets me is that he has an approval rating of greater than 15%!!!

  15. Aside to BrianR: Read both your posts,spot-on. STILL can't get to post a comment ANYWHERE on TH,I've given up. Re-registered 3 times,SCRUEM. Can read stuff,but it ain't much fun if I can't post a fricking comment. Any chance of the Island drifting here to Blogspot?

  16. Excellent news cast Crawfish. I am now getting about 15% of my news from your blog.

    I note that the O'Vomit Adminstration is having trouble keeping their lies straight. If only the MSM would comment on that.

    Here in Mississippi, the Mississippi Sound has been closed for fishing of any sort. (Note: the Sound is that bit of the Gulf on the land side of the barrier islands.) Governor Barbour has several cleanup solutions in operation. However, every Democrap politician in the state (except about 4) is screaming that we have to let the feds do it.

    Sorry I was late to the party but I had surgery on 070310. I am just getting where I can get out of bed.

  17. Hope everything is going well,and you have a speedy recovery,Gray Ghost. I KNOW Ivan misses you!!

  18. If Kagan is a Jew--then I am the king of Siam!!When oh WHEN will some wake up to what Islam is all about? the subjacation of the world. Now, for the good news I just read a letter by Jon Voight--he calls Obummer on the carpet on Israel and Arizona!--priceless!

  19. Craw,

    Great summation. I laughed when I heard BJ Bubba's blather about KKK Byrd. The Democrap Party should just rename themselves Crime, Inc.

  20. Ghost,
    surgery? Hope everything's gonna be okay. I'm presuming you get the other 85% of your news from Fox, Gunny, and Brian?

  21. C-bow,
    I heard Voight read that letter on Hannity's radio show. Great!

    As for Kagan...she's as Jewish as P-Lousy is Catholic.

  22. Gunny,
    quit insulting the mob that way!


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