6-16-2010 The Weekly Claw

Sooooo much of the news this week was either repetitive or boring. BP and Obama’s anger at them was the big theme, but I just didn’t find most of that schtuff Claw-worthy.

This is a really sad statement concerning the City of Brotherly Hate and the rest of the nation. Having lived on the outskirts of Filthadelphia for 7 of the past 15 years, I can’t claim to be surprised one bit.

Let us all hope that if it comes down to it, this story is actually true. I THINK the Saudis would play ball, but you can never be sure with muslims and Israel.

Meanwhile, there is no denying that the Obama Administration opposes the continued existence of Israel. The Obamites will support a UN investigation of Israel’s actions against the terrorism flotilla, but note that the investigation will not be looking into the purpose of the flotilla and the roles that Turkey, Hamas, and many groups associated with the Muslim Brotherhood played in the event.

James Cole is The Chosen One’s nominee for the position of Deputy Attorney General. In 2002, James Cole proved himself to be an idiot of the highest order. He proclaimed that the attacks of September 11, 2001, were NOT an act of war, but rather were just “criminal acts”. Sorry Mr. Cole, but they were just another of the acts carried out by Islam in their Koran-mandated war against the rest of the world.

Then again, what would you expect of an Obama nominee? I mean, let’s take a look at what Obama’s Deputy National Security Advisor for Terrorism and Homeland Security has to say. Since that’s his job, you’d think he’d have a clue, right? Uh…no. He says that “violent extremists” are VICTIMS of “political, economic, and social forces.” Say WHAT? First of all, they are not “extremists” at all, but rather are warriors of Islam carrying out the commandments of the Koran, which says that all non-believers must be converted, enslaved, or put to the sword (that means murdered or otherwise killed for those of you who voted for Obama). Secondly, they are not victims of political, economic, and social forces. They embrace those forces, since those forces are called ISLAM!

Regular Claw reader “Peppermint” sent along an article that will probably only be a surprise in that Obama admitted this before his time in office was complete. He told the Egyptian Foreign Minister that he is indeed a muslim. Was there really any doubt?

The next head of the Church of England is a lover of Islam as well, which is probably good for him since his family and the British government have been allowing the muzzies to take over parts of the country.

At least one official in the Church of England is on the right track! Thanx to Poll Katz e-mailer “Bill” for this one. Now can we get this done for firearms here in the USA?

What is more important right now: cleaning up the oil in the Gulf of Mexico or appeasing unions? Well, since the Governors of all of the Gulf states are Republicans and those states gave all of their electoral votes to McLame, you can bet your paycheck that Obama considers his union base to be much more important than those states. As you read this article regarding the Jones Act, note that the White House and the unions are using the same lies, saying that American ships are already doing the job well and that there is no need to bring foreign-flagged ships into the cleanup effort.

Never let a good crisis go to waste. That has been the mantra of the folks in this Administration, and they’re at it again. They are using the oil spill as a campaign point, a fundraising point, and as part of their push to get Crrap-And-Tax passed immediately.

The Crawfish didn’t bother to watch His Majesty’s televised speech on Tuesday. I’m guessing it was a good decision, considering that even the crazies at PMSNBC were trashing it and comparing him to Jimmuh Cahtuh.

Another liberal judge has imposed his will upon a village in Noo Yawk. Since the village is mostly white, the Hispanics haven’t been able to get one of their candidates elected as a village trustee. The solution? Give everybody 6 votes, which they can use for 6 candidates, or even give all 6 to a single candidate. Where does the Constitution give the government the right to interfere with local elections? Oh, that’s right…IT DOESN’T! The judge says he’s doing this because the village was violating the Voting Rights Act, but since anything in that act that deals with anything except federal elections is Constitutionally null and void, the judge is full of (the rest of this sentence is self-censored).

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

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