Does every grocery store, Wal-Mart, Target, Kmart, and such have bunches of electric ride around carts because so many Americans are fat, lazy slobs, or are so many Americans fat, lazy slobs because all of those stores have the ride around carts?
Okay, we have a nomination for the stooooopidest statement of the year. Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy says that unemployment checks are an economic stimulus and create jobs. Just how many of your brain cells must you kill to come up with that kind of idiocy?
Thank God that this guy is okay. Team President Nolan Ryan visited him in the hospital and gave him the ball he had been trying to catch.
We’ve all been watching and waiting for the complete collapse of California’s economy and government because of their excessive spending, regulations, and taxes, but it appears that another liberal-dominated state is going to win the race. Corruptionois can’t pay its bills, not even for essential services. This is what Obama, P-Lousy, and Dingy Harry want to see happen to our entire nation!
That kinda fits in with this column. I’m not saying this is true, but it does fit in with a lot of what The Crawfish, Gunny G, and a lot of others were warning about during the campaign and the first 18 months of His Majesty’s reign. A tip of The Crawfish’s hat to Poll Katz e-mailer “REC48” for that one.
Meanwhile, the Germans have seen what socialism does to an economy and are looking at every way possible to cut spending instead of increasing it. They and the rest of the G-20 nations tried to tell Obama that massive government spending does nothing to spur job growth or economic recovery. They have proven that it does the opposite. Since Obama wants the USA to self-destruct, he told them all to take a flying leap.
The next time you hear The Chosen One spout off that our current economic woes are all W’s fault, just remember what The Crawfish and all of his blogger friends have been saying for the past 3+ years about our economic and credit policies. A lot of it is contained in this column, which was also sent to us by Poll Katz e-mailer “REC48”.
Don’t ask me why, but I had an urge this week to search for a music video on YouTube. My all-time favorite band, Rush, was the guest of NASA for the April 12, 1981 launch of STS-1, the first orbital mission of the Space Shuttle. The Shuttle was the Columbia, and the pilots were John Young and Robert Crippen, both of the United States Navy. The band wrote the song “Countdown” after the event, and the song includes many of the sounds and radio calls from the launch. It was released on the album “Signals”, and when they played it in concert, scenes from the launch were displayed on a video screen above the stage. The Crawfish went to the Dallas show of that tour. It may never have been a big hit song, but it remains one of my personal favorites.
While we’re on the subject of NASA, regular Claw-contributor “INTHENOW” sent along this gem about Dear Leaders newly announced top 3 objectives for NASA. The first two make some sense, as they are to “re-inspire children” and “expand our international relationships”, although that second one could really be not-so-good considering who the nations are that he wants to have “relationships” with (Iran, Syria, North Korea, the Palestinian Authority…). The third objective is one gigantic red flag: “reach out to the muslim world”. The only way involving space that we need to “reach out to the muslim world” is to launch a large number of ICBMs at said muslim world. The opinion piece by Byron York is a must read.
It just might be time for the US to start taking serious action against Syria. Oh, wait…I forgot…our current government WANTS the destruction of Israel. Silly me. So sorry.
Looks like the weirdbeards (literally) of Iran have gone even more stoooopid than we figgered they’d go.
Here’s some testimony from the Elena Kagan confirmation hearings that should be key, but we all know that the liberals will just give this gentleman lip service and vote in favor of the anti-military, anti-Constitution, pro-partial-birth-abortion, pro-radical homosexual agenda, anti-Israel nominee of the anti-military, anti-Constitution, pro-partial-birth-abortion, pro-radical homosexual agenda, anti-Israel President.
Why did anyone really consider Ah-nahld to be a Republican? As if being married to the Kennedy family wasn’t enough, how’s this for liberal stooopidity from the former body builder?
If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.
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