Saturday, April 2, 2011

4-2-2011 The Weekend Claw

Here we go with another weekend edition of The Claw. The left is giving me so much material that I can’t even come close to fitting it into a single edition.

Hezbollah has 950 bunkers, storage sites, and monitoring stations in southern Lebanon. Most of those sites are in areas supposedly controlled by UN peacekeepers who are supposed to prevent such activity. So what is the UN doing about it, other than attacking Israel for having the audacity to build housing for Israelis within the borders of Israel?

All I can say to these liberal lawyers is…if you don’t like it, we can always use bullets or rope. It would be cheaper for the taxpayers.

So how well is Britain’s National Health Service working, as it is one of the main models for Obamacare? Well, one of the former directors of the NHS just died because an operation was postponed four times. If you need emergency surgery, they might be able to schedule you in for 3 months from now.

Just when you thought the liberals had run out of things to tax, they have a new one. You have got to be sh****g me!

Janet Incompetano recently claimed that our border is secure and that the cities on our side of the border are safe. We know that those were lies, but did y’all know that she has ordered border agents to NOT apprehend the illegals that they find? We can’t be apprehending and deporting all of those future Democrat voters, can we? Then again, the current Democrat voters of Mexican descent are not pleased with ANY deportations. Their goal is to turn a large part of our nation into Mexico North. That is why they refuse to assimilate into our culture and language. If they don’t like our language and culture, they can cross the border heading south.

The unholy troika of Pelosi-Reid-Obama has already raised our national debt by over $5 TRILLION since they rose to power in January of 2007. Now the Congressional Budget Office says that their current policies and budget proposals will increase the debt by another $10.4 TRILLION over the next decade. That doesn’t include the debt that their programs are putting on the states, which is causing the states to go under already. Now when responsible adults try to reign in a very small fraction of the unConstitutional spending, they are called “dictators” by the liberal leadership.

The Democrats are now saying that their spending is all for the chillllllldrennnnnn! If we reduce our foreign aid, some 70,000 kids will die in other countries. That’s not OUR fault! Those children are the responsibility of THEIR governments, not ours.

The previous Congress gave a gift to their union teacher friends in the DC Public Schools by cutting off the private school voucher system that was working so well. The vouchers provided families with an option to send their kids to private schools, which in turn gave the children an actual education. The program worked so well that it was putting the future of liberal-controlled public education at risk. It proved that public schools spend a LOT more money per student, and the end product is very much inferior, with the DC Public Schools ranking dead last in the nation. Conservatives around the country have noticed, and they are trying to reel in the costs, which has lead to the new laws in Ohio and Wisconsin (and the resulting hysteria from the unions). The current Congress is working to reverse the Pelosi-Reid decision to cut off the voucher program.

What happens when you let far-left liberals and unions run a city for decades? You get Detroit. Even in the 70s, before the decline became complete, Detroit was a joke. Now, it is just a sad spectacle and a monument to liberalism.

Corruptionois isn’t far behind Detroit, and that is a major reason so many people are leaving that state.

Let’s see if we can figure out the logic of The Chosen One and where it leads. First, liberals basically outlaw most oil drilling in the US. Next, they give billions to Brazil’s oil company, which is partially owned by the hedge funds of George Soros. Then Obama praises Brazil’s offshore drilling and says he wants the US to be their biggest customer. This is followed by a call from Obama for the US to cut one-third of all oil imports. Soooooo, if we cut our oil imports and we can’t drill for our own oil, where do we get the oil necessary for our shipping, heavy equipment, power plants, trucks, cars, aircraft, and such? That’s right. He wants all of that equipment to be shut down so our economy can be shattered even more.

Sean Hannity’s favorite 2012 candidate has shot himself in the foot yet again. This time he is pulling a John Kerry Flip-Flop on Libya. Add that into his marital infidelities and his famous On-The-Couch-With-Nancy television ad that kissed Algore’s butt, and we see how completely unacceptable Newt Gingrich is. Stupid RINO is as stupid RINO does.

“Social Security has not contributed one penny to the debt or the deficit ever in its 75 years.” It is hard to fathom that Harry Reid can spout off a lie like that and think he is believable. He followed it with one that was even more farcical: “It’s not just an exaggeration that Social Security is headed for bankruptcy -- it is an outright lie.” Josef Goebbels said that if you tell a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. Liberals have been perfecting this philosophy since the world first heard of that malignant dwarf.

There’s news of an Olympiad cheating scandal that doesn’t involve steroids. Damned French!

Not, this is not Mafia Wars on Facebook. Check out what group was among the first to start taking care of victims and delivering aid after the Japanese earthquakes and tsunami. Can you imagine any of the criminal gangs in America doing this? Crips? Bloods? MS-13? CAIR? The drug cartels?

There was a mass casualty drill held in Iowa recently. It involved a mass shooting. Was the supposed shooter a muslim terrorist or a drug gang member? Of course not. The shooters were said to be foes of illegal immigration. Yes, if you oppose ILLEGAL immigration, you are seen as a probable threat to society.

Here’s yet another City Council that is made up of liberal control freaks. Evidently, they want the people of their city to pick up all the leaves in their yard by hand.

How many times must it be screamed from the rooftops that the problems in the black American society are caused by liberals? Yet those same liberals get 90% of the black vote every time.

We haven’t mentioned the not-so-reverend-Al much lately, but here we have a video in which he claims that being in favor of states’ rights and the Constitution means you are a racist. They keep trying to say that the Tea Party is a racist movement, but they can’t make their charges fit reality.

Islam is still at war with Christianity, as it has been ever since the Pedophilic False Prophet first wrote his fake holy book in order to raise an army. The latest example is the burning of Christian churches in Ethiopia. That gets very little attention, and there will (rightfully) be no American tax dollars spent to rebuild them. Meanwhile, the United States is spending beaucoup bucks on rebuilding mosques all over the world. Why does Obama keep up his charade about being a Christian?

The Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet once again proved that Islam is nothing but a cult made up to appeal to the uneducated young arab male mindset. Mohammed made up the religion to raise an army and gain power. Women have no rights, even to the point of being executed for being crime VICTIMS. Just reminding y’all.

Representative Poe of Texas gives a great performance in this five minute rant on the floor of the House. I’d vote for him!

Here we go again with Eurotrash control freaks. If anyone even SUGGESTED this over here, they’d be tarred and feathered.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel or envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” –Winston Spencer Churchilll

The Constitution of the United States


  1. Well, c'mon, Craw. You know illegal immigration's a massive problem in Iowa, what with all those illegals pouring over their borders with Illinois and Missouri.

  2. Brian,
    I can understand the people running away from Corruptionois.

  3. I'm glad I moved out of Iowa, as my family has the same thought. I lived in Iowa from 88, when I was 3, till 2008. That state would going to hell in a handbasket if it weren't for the smaller more conservative towns I grew up in, surrounded by family farms. Unfortunately, Des Moines, Cedar Rapids, Council Bluffs, and other of Iowa's cities are being populated by lefty loonies. Of course, Treynor isn't that large, having had long time family friends there and have played sports against their school as well. Sad to see that happen.


  4. Craw,

    Speaking of corruption, it looks like Barry is working to help New Guinea become an energy exporter and it seems that Soros is a big owner of stock there!

    BTW, Mrs Cass Sunstein aka Samantha Power, is set to become the SecState!

    Soros has Obama dancing like the puppet he is.

  5. LOL!

    Yeah... I have to admit, I hadn't thought of that.

  6. Eric,
    small town America is real America. Most big cities have become the haven of leech America

  7. Gunny,
    Papua New Guinea??????????


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