Thursday, February 3, 2011

2-3-2011 The Weekly Claw

The Crawfish apologizes for the tardiness and brevity of this week’s edition. Thanks to our local Glo-Bull Warming (thanx, Algore!) and some incorrect original installation, our television/internet/phone service was completely out for three days. Mrs. Crawfish was stuck at home for three days with two junior crustaceans and no cable or internet………not good!

A federal judge has ruled that Obamacare’s individual mandate is indeed unConstitutional, and since it is a key part of the whole bill, then the whole bill is unConstitutional. Since the judge upheld the Constitution, the Obama Administration immediately called him an “activist” judge, a term which is usually reserved for judges who make decisions that violate the Constitution because it doesn’t meet their political desires. This judge, however, used the actual words of Madison and even Obama himself in his brilliantly written decision. Then again, anyone who believes in the actual words of the Constitution is an “extremist” according to this Administration and the liberal media. They do love to completely twist the English language, don’t they?

How can anyone really take Democratic politicians seriously on Constitutional matters? One of their senior Senators, who has a history of opposing the 2nd Amendment and just about every other part of the Constitution, believes that the three branches of our government do not include the Judicial Branch. “We have a House. We have the Senate, and we have the President.” Upchuck Schumer, aka Chuckie the Gun Grabber…Constitutional moron.

Speaking of morons, we present (again) MSNBC’s Chris Matthews. Here’s his take on the unrest in Egypt: “Unrest in Egypt. Proving the Iraq war wasn`t needed, these protests in Egypt, as well as in Yemen and Tunisia, are all aimed at dictators supported by the U.S. The demonstrations have not yet turned anti-American, but they could. These are the events the Bush administration hoped to encourage by lying about weapons of mass destruction and invading Iraq.” Yep, “BLAME BUSH THE LYING BASTARD!” He actually believes that the Bush Administration WANTED an Iranian-style revolution in Egypt? Uh, Chris…Bush didn’t want Egypt to be run by a Sharia government, but your boy Obama does.

The Israelis know what’s going on in Egypt, and they know that the United States government is stabbing Mubarak in the back. Israel needs a stable Egypt that is not run my Islamic militants like the Muslim Brotherhood. Obama is handling this like the second coming of James Earl Carter. The only difference is that Carter was a dope who had no clue as to what he was doing and what the consequences would be. Obama is hoping that Egypt goes the way of Iran in 1979.

Mohammed ElBaradei is a former Nobel Prize winner. He also covered up for Iran’s nuke program and Saddam’s WMD programs for years. Now he is proclaiming that the Egyptian people are mandating that he and the Muslim Brotherhood form a new government. He also claims that the Muslim Brotherhood is in no way an extremist or terrorist organization. They only founded Hamas, assassinated Anwar Sadat for making peace with Israel, and have carried out many attacks against Christians throughout Egypt. Their motto is: “Allah is our objective. The Prophet is our leader. The Qur'an is our law. Jihad is our way. Dying in the way of Allah is our highest hope.” Actually, The Crawfish agrees with ElBaradei, because that is not Islamic extremism. It is EXACTLY what that religion was designed to be when it was created by Mohammed the Pedophile.

This just in, the Obama Administration has lifted the banning of an Egyptian leader of the Muslim Brotherhood from entering the US. Coincidence, or do they expect him to be the next Egyptian Ambassador? Well, the Administration says it does see a role for the Muslim Brotherhood to play in the new Egyptian government.

It gets better. Did y’all know that the unrest in the muslim world is NOT caused by muslims? Nope, it is caused by GLOBAL WARMING! Al Gore’s cult really has lost their 3 remaining brain cells.

Soooooooo, as we really expected, the Corruptionois Supreme Court issued a unanimous decision that stated, in effect, “Laws in the state of Illinois, especially when it comes to elections, do not mean what they say. They mean whatever the Democratic political machine of Chicago WANTS them to say.” The residency requirement in Chicago election law says that a candidate for city elected post must have resided in the city for the full year prior to the election. The state court of appeals said that since Rahm Emanuel had lived in DC and had rented out his home in Chicago (yes, OTHER people lived in that house, not the Emanuel family), that he had not actually resided in the city. Notice how the State Supremes worded their decision: “This court’s decision is based on the following and only on the following: (1) what it means to be a resident for election purposes was clearly established long ago, and Illinois law has been consistent on the matter since at least the 19th Century; (2) the novel standard adopted by the appellate court majority is without any foundation in Illinois law; (3) the Board’s factual findings were not against the manifest weight of the evidence; and (4) the Board’s decision was not clearly erroneous.” Yes, actually saying that the word “reside” means “to live in a place permanently or for an extended period” is a “novel standard”. The State Supremes believe that for 150 years the word has meant “owns property that other people live in”. If the state willfully violates its own election laws, then what are they doing in regard to federal election laws? Until they abide by their own laws, no Illinois ballot in any election involving any federal office should be counted.

I would go on a rant about Obamacare and the lies associated with it, but theblogprof does it soooo much better.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

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  1. The non-drybacks picked all the lettuce,this week it's celery.... A)Hell,we knew that BEFORE this scam was foisted.Judge Vinson's ruling isn't even a speed bump to the dhimmis,however. Just get a load of Turbin's spewlings.Wonder if Vinson will actually issue an injunction,or,better yet,find the administration in contempt of court. Stay tuned.B)Other than "gee,whattta maroon" can one say about Chuck U.Time for this sanctimonious prick to be booted as well.C)Ol' Tingly's last brain cell must be dying of loneliness.What a schmuck.But,we knew THAT as well,eh? D)Jimmuh,in
    my humble opinion,was simply ignorant of the threat.Obama,OTOH,is ONE OF THEM.Remember,he SAID he would side with his Muslim brothers.E)
    Hey,ElBaradei,THAT remark broke my bullshit meter.Good grief,WHAT THE HELL is it with the NPP committee? Is there a requirement to SUPPORT Islamic terrorism? Sheesh.F)No question the Muslim Brotherhood IS Obama's pals. G)For those of you with sensitive eyes,this line WILL be HIGHLY PROFANE.You have been warned. WHAT in the name of FUCK are these LUNATIC assholes spewing this horseshit for? H.Jesus Christ,you fucking brain-dead shitlickers anyway.WHAT the FUCK EVER,morons.This is almost as asinine as the damned Fraudacle coming out and telling O'Reilly that AGW is responsible for all the snowstorms this year.GOOD FUCKING GRIEF. Will this insanity EVER end? Sorry for the profanity,but when I read this type of shit,I see RED.H) So,let me see if I have this right? Illinois politics have been Shitcago-style for over 150 years??? No wonder the damn state is in such a mess. I) Hmmm
    another "gee,no shit" moment.This whole UNCONSTITUTIONAL law is nothing but lies. Good stuff,Craw,see you next week,from whatever they've planted in the salad bowl.

  2. 1. You folks gotta quit comparing Jimmy Carter with President Zero. Carter was, obviously, a, "useful idiot" while Zero is somewhere between a fellow traveller and a Soros puppet. Carter knew not what he was doing while it is becoming ever more evident Zero knows exactly what he is doing. Or he is a total imbicile which I don't believe to be the case.

    2. Yeah, the Muslim Brotherhood leader whose American visa was reinstated is the grandson of one of the founders of the Muslim Brotherhood. Oh, yeah, Hillary had lots to do with lifting the ban, by the way.

    3. True. When will the American people wake up to the fact that everything the "extremists" are doing is commanded in their Koran. It is the basis of their 6th Century religion.
    When will we wake up to the facts and start using their own superstitions agaist them? When will the military start, and advertise they are starting, to lubricate all ball ammunition with derivities of hog lard? When will we start training pigs much like the K9 Corps of WWII??

    4. Hey. Gore is humjiliated, discredited and a proven windbag and liar. He has to try to ...blame the cat for the broken cookie jar...

    5. You gotta understand. The Illinois Supreme Court is much like the Queen of Hearts in "Through the Looking Glass" when she says, "Words mean exactly what I want them to mean. No more, no less."

  3. Craw,

    Glad that you got dug out from all that global warming. Greetings to Mrs. Crawfish and the Crustaceans.

    Owl Bore is still yapping about it. Supposedly it causes blizzards, and droughts that result in riots by rock-throwing barbarians in ME countries. Bore ought to fly his fat ass over there and fix their internet.

    Two down and one to go with ObummerCare. The Supremes will kick this to the curb with a 5-4 vote. The senators that voted against repeal can now get flogged next year because of it. Yay team!

    Chuck U Schumer is an idiot in the first degree. Good grief, what a dumbass.

    Zero is siding with the Sharia Team. No surprise here. This should work out real well. The next prez will have his/her plate full on the first day. This clown is making Jimmah look like a friggin genius.

    No one should be surprised with the way things are playing out in sand-nazi land. The fuse is lit, next they will turn on the fan and turn it on high. Too bad we will need to bail out the Israelis in 2013 at much blood and treasure. This time I hope we turn the place to glass. If we don’t the Israelis will for sure. I’m done with the barbarians. We should send them straight to hell.

    Rahmbutt got a pass. Like we didn’t know that wasn’t going to happen. The crooks are everywhere.

  4. Watching the Barry O admin. deal w/ Egypt and the Middle East is like watching Jimmy the dhimmi Karter all over again.
    Is ignoring a judge's ruling an impeachable offense?
    Global warming and climate change are no longer the terms the money grubbing scam artists use. The new term is "global weirding".
    Here is an article from the NYTimes:

    One funny thing about this article, other than the new terminology.....he claims that there is lots of other research besides the East Anglia research to support the algoreacle's claims. Thing is, a lot of those other researchers based their's on the East Anglia research. Libidiots, what are ya gonna do?

  5. Here in NW Mississippi (02/04/11) the schools are closed as we have been getting snow, sleet, and freezing rain since midnight. Does anyone know the telephone number of Al Bore? I would like to call him and tell him how much I appreciate his work as a con artist.

    I have several friends who have relatives who live in Chicago. The word on the streets there is that Rahm will probably be elected. Several of these friends' relatives are already trying to move anywhere but Illinois. One even mentioned South Dakota.

    I hope Mrs. Crawfish and the little crustaceans are alright with the cold weather. Gray Ghost's niece at Abilene Christian said her part of Texas has been also been cold. But she still loves it. (Personally I think she has found a nice Texas cowboy. I just hope she doesn't get too serious too fast.)

  6. Go to the Blaze and watch the video about the socialists, commies, union shills, and islamists at their rally to "end war and racism".
    Pretty funny title to a rally that spends most of the time calling for annihilation of the Jews and the US as we know it.

  7. clyde,
    a) No injunction needed. He declared it unConstitutional and null & void. Any continuing actions put the government in contempt.
    b) Upchuck loves attention, but is a thoroughly dim bulb.
    c) But he claims to be completely unbiased....
    d) Bingo!
    e) Or at least be an anti-American fraud....see Algoracle.
    f) He leaves no doubt to his religious preference.
    g) A few years ago, the Cult of Glo-Bull Warming said that snow would become scarce and almost non-existent in the US, but now they claim the blizzards are because of climate change.
    h) I think the last somewhat-honest politician from that state was Lincoln.
    i) But we had to pass it to see what was in it.

  8. Hardnox, you wrote:

    "Owl Bore is still yapping about it. Supposedly it causes blizzards, and droughts that result in riots by rock-throwing barbarians in ME countries. Bore ought to fly his fat ass over there and fix their internet."

    Well, that's the great thing about being a lefty; none of your statements ever have to make any sense, and the lib MSM sycophants will report them as if they're gospel truth.

    Global "warming" causes record-cold winters. Doesn't make a lick of sense to anyone with one living brain cell, but what the hell, right?

    The whole globe can have "warming" -- that's what the meaning of "global" is, after all -- which leads to all those cold winters in parts of the globe, and warming in some other areas. Well... how is that "global" then, right?

    Of course, there's absolutely no explanation for why the ice caps on Mars are melting. Must be all that second-hand warming radiating from the pollutants on THIS planet, I guess.

    I just never realized there was second-hand global warming. I'm just a dummy.

    Y'know, it's weird, but 13,000 years ago -- a mere blink of the eye in geological time -- the northern half of what's now this country was covered under a permanent sheet of pack ice thousands of feet thick. I guess those Stone Age idiots drove too many SUVs.

    I'm with you, pard. You have to be brain-dead to buy into that crap.

  9. Buck,
    1) While Cahtuh was a moron, his advisors knew what was happening, and let him go down that path.
    2) Like she had lots to do with some of the pardons of Puerto Rican terrorists in the last days of her presidency.
    3) a) 7th century...GET IT RIGHT!
    b) When we have a military that says TO HELL WITH POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!
    4) Grade A fraud!
    5) F corruptionois!

  10. Hardnox,
    -like good liberals, Algoracle and friends change the language to mean whatever they want, whenever they want
    -Kagan, Sotomayor, and Ginsburg will combine to write the minority opinion, which will rely on foreign laws and interpretations of parts of the Constitution that do not exist.
    -Quit insulting dumbasses like that!
    -Jimmuh was one of those book-smart, real life stoooooopid people
    -Operation Jericho...coming soon to a sandlot near muslims.
    -Simply incredible, yet predictable

  11. B-mom,
    Another liberal logic circle based on false premises.
    Liberals racists claim to always be for tolerance.

  12. Ghost,
    I played on Abilene Christian's field when I was in HS....against Abilene Christian High...the day after I got a broken nose and a concussion in a shorts-tshirts-helmets practice.

  13. BrianR already beat me to the globull warming punch!

    I've been paying some attention to the Egyptian protests and pray that Shariah does not take over there. We already know what it's done to Iran, who persecute Christians and basically enslave women. Too bad the left continue to ignore those facts, yet from what I've heard, would be open to helping those introduce Shariah to the United States. That should NEVER happen.


  14. Brian,
    remember that just a couple of years ago, the Goracle's minions were saying that snow would soon be a thing of the past.

    The North Texas Super Bowl Committee wants to strangle Gore and his acolytes.

  15. Eric,
    Obama and the UN stood silent when anti-theocracy protesters were dying in the streets of Iran in 2009, but they are cheering on and helping the protesters backed by the Muslim Brotherhood.

    Do the math.

  16. Craw,

    Great roundup as usual.

    When I heard that from Chuck U Schumer, I realized that we seriously need to CLEAN HOUSE in 2012 and beyond.

    Schumer is a greasy liberal scumbag.

  17. Hahahaha, Craw!

    "The North Texas Super Bowl Committee wants to strangle Gore and his acolytes."

    A sentiment shared by a much wider group, let me assure you.

  18. Gunny,
    quit insulting greasy liberal scumbags like that!

  19. Brian,
    The lunacy of the Glo-Bull Warming idjuts is beyond compare....even for Upchuck!

  20. With Criss Mattews commenting--who needs Keith Obermann??Al Gore and his followers go as far as if you do not believe THEM you are the ENEMY well..break out the snowshovels!!In regard to the Egypt situation I would not trust the muslum broterhood as far as I can throw the nile.


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