2-16-2011 The Weekly Claw

We’ll start off this edition of The Claw with some news for those gullible people who believe The Prophet Algoracle and the rest of the Glo-Bull Warming cultists. REAL scientific research continues to show that your boy Gore and his minions are simply full of hot air. Instead of hyperlinking them, I’ll just provide you the following URLs:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704422204576130300992126630.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdxaxJNs15s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.petitionproject.org/review_article.php

http://www.petitionproject.org/gw_article/Review_Article_HTML.php

http://epw.senate.gov/repwhitepapers/HOT%20AND%20COLD%20MEDIA%20SPIN%20CYCLE.pdf

http://epw.senate.gov/speechitem.cfm?party=rep&id=264027

http://www.bris.ac.uk/news/2009/6649.html

http://www.almanac.com/content/global-warming-wane

http://www.almanac.com/sites/new.almanac.com/files/1895_cvr1_0.png

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/28735

http://factsnotfantasy.blogspot.com/2011/01/long-winter-of-2010-2011.html

http://factsnotfantasy.blogspot.com/2011/02/nutty-professors-and-nutty-new-taxes.html

http://my.telegraph.co.uk/reasonmclucus/reasonmclucus/15835660/professor-emiritus-hal-lewis-resigns-from-american-physical-society/

http://rogerfromnewzealand.wordpress.com/

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2010/11/inside_the_climate_fraud.html

http://www.globalclimatescam.com/

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100055500/global-cooling-and-the-new-world-order/

http://www.drroyspencer.com/

http://www.drroyspencer.com/2011/01/omg-another-global-warming-snowstorm/

http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article/561975/201102031827/Gores-Unending-Blizzard-Of-Lies.aspx

http://culturemap.com/newsdetail/04-22-10-the-global-warming-hoax-houston-expert-talks-climate-alarmist-pollution/

http://texasteapartypac.ning.com/profiles/blogs/how-climate-sanity-has-been

http://michellemalkin.com/2011/02/01/al-gore-has-impeccable-comedic-timing/

http://dailycaller.com/2011/02/11/is-al-gore-wrong-on-the-environment-global-warming-is-not-to-blame-for-snow/

http://blog.algore.com/2011/02/an_answer_for_bill.html

http://www.prisonplanet.com/arctic-ice-grows-30-per-cent-in-a-year.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250872/Climategate-U-turn-Astonishment-scientist-centre-global-warming-email-row-admits-data-organised.html

http://climaterealists.com/index.php?id=7225

http://www.petitionproject.org/index.php

http://www.edf.org/page.cfm?tagID=16257&source=ggad&gclid=CKXY7qbMi6cCFSVa7AodX2ctdw

http://www.wnho.net/global_warming.htm

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2010/10/027369.php

http://www.middlebury.net/op-ed/global-warming-01.html

http://climateskeptic.net/phpbb/index.php

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125383160812639013.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_MIDDLTopStories

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/02/the_nazi_origins_of_apocalypti.html

http://andrews.blogtownhall.com/2008/08/06/some_global_warming_links.thtml


Do ya think that will be enough to change the minds of those people who keep trying to tell me that I’m the nutcase and that global warming is real? Yeah, I know, they’ll still be screaming “GLOBAL WARMING” when the next ice age begins.

Oh, and this one also includes graphs of temperature data during the ice ages. Some of you will notice that we had some “global warming” after those periods, which lead to the ice retreating away from the continental US. We must have had too many SUVs then. Of course, there was also the Medieval Warm Period, during which there were wine grape vineyards all the way to northern England. I guess they had too many SUVs as well. Oh, and the shrinking polar ice caps on Mars…SUVs? In other words…CLIMATE CHANGE IS CYCLICAL AND NOT MAN-MADE!

this is a pretty neat video. I just wonder how many takes some of those took.

Here’s something that’s bound to make you puke. A nice little sum of $38,000,000.00+ has been taken from the American taxpayers, plus another $20,000,000.00+ from the people of Taxachusetts, to build the Teddythedrunk (D-Chappaquiddick)…, er, Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the United States Senate. This is supposedly going to be a museum and a non-partisan institute of educating people about our government. In reality it will be an unnecessary monument to one of the worst politicians in our nation’s history, and a murderer to boot. Thanks to regular Claw contributor Buck for that nauseating story.

Since we now appear to be a complete global weakling, even Argentina is sticking their finger in our eye. Will President Obama have any response?

Do ya think our efforts at nation building in Afghanistan have worked for the people? Take a look at the new rules for women in need of shelter. They have to be checked to see if they are virgins before being admitted to a shelter? Once again, Islam was created by Mohammed to appeal to the young, uneducated, arab males.

Is it obvious YET that Barack Obama has put idiots, incompetents, and anti-Americans in charge of as much of our government as possible so as to fulfill two of his main goals (to make himself look brilliant in comparison to them and to bring about the downfall of our Constitutional republic)? His Director of National Intelligence came out and stated that the Muslim Brotherhood is “largely secular” just hours after the Brotherhood stated that their goal is Sharia Law in Egypt. And the award for Moron of the Week goes to…

I am not the only one who says that President Obama is openly and intentionally supporting the agenda of Islam. When will the American media and the Republican Party start waking up to the obvious?

It looks like the Iranian people are going to give Obama another chance to support the PEOPLE in anti-government protests in a Middle Eastern nation. Will he take the side of democracy and the people, or will he default to his true form and support the Islamic theocracy?

I mentioned last week how President Obama could only come up with a measly $775 million of cuts from his budget, which has a deficit of over $1.5 TRILLION. Well, I may have spoke a bit too soon, as he is now proposing another cut of $3 billion, but not until the next budget. He’s suggesting this cut in a program that gives energy assistance to poor people! If a Republican was to suggest that cut, the liberal media would be screaming bloody murder (literally!), but they seem oddly silent now.

So how does Barack Obama plan to confront the deficit, which has added over $5 TRILLION since Pelosi-Reid took over Congress and over $3 TRILLION since The Chosen One assumed the throne? Well, his recently suggested spending cuts will reduce the average deficit over the next 10 years to just a bit over a TRILLION PER YEAR, but we can all be saved by raising taxes! Yes, the standard liberal cure for all economic woes is to kill the economy by raising taxes, in this case by $1.5 TRILLION over the next decade (which is just a drop in the bucket compared to his increased spending). Here’s another look at the bovine excrement that is Obama’s budget process, and the completely unrealistic projections his people use. His actual budget proposals, released on Valentine’s Day, would actually double the national debt within ten years. That’s doubling the debt that he has already increased by over 60% since he became a Senator. It would in reality be almost TRIPLING the debt that we had accumulated before the Democratic takeover of the House in January of 2007.

Damn those far-right Texans! They are considering seceding! Oh, not from the USA, just from the federal Medicare and CHIP programs, since under Obamacare those programs will cost the state billions more than the current versions. The Crawfish likes State Representative Warren Chisum!

Never put it past liberals to break laws and perform cover ups in order to gain political points, with their lapdogs in the media assisting the cover up. In this case, the lawbreaking was in an attempt to subvert the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, and it resulted in the murder of a federal law enforcement officer. Eric Holder needs to be brought up on accessory to murder charges.

Whenever you hear the left wingnuts calling conservatives “Nazis”, just remember that the main puppetmaster behind moveon.org, the DNC, and Barack Hussein Obama is none other than George Soros, who has admitted multiple times to assisting the Nazis with their “final solution” actions against the Jews (including parts of his own family) in Hungary. Notice that one of his own quotes is “I do not accept the rules imposed by others.”

Congrats, oh Reader of TOTUS! You have successfully raised the national debt to approximately 100% of our national economy. Now he says that he’s going to lower the deficit by $1.1 trillion over the next decade, which is a measly $110 billion per year, while you have raised it by over $1.5 trillion per year. EPIC FAIL!

John Wiley Price has been an embarrassment to Dallas County for 30+ years. He only gets re-elected County Commissioner because he is a race-baiter and agitator, and that sells in southern Dallas.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

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