9-2-2010 The Weekly Claw

Sorry for being a day late, but The Crawfish had an optometry appointment after work yesterday, including eye dilation. I couldn’t read the ‘puter screen until almost bedtime, and that was complicated by some power outages. Anyway, is there any better way to celebrate V-J Day than with a fresh Claw? For those of you who were “educated” by unionized public school teachers, September 2, 1945, was the date of the Japanese surrender aboard the USS Missouri to end World War II, if y’all even know that we fought the Japanese.

OhgoodLord. The Hillary! and Obama State Department has now shown the whole world how much they really do detest everything about our own nation. They have submitted a report to the United Nations detailing how our country violates human rights constantly, and discriminates against every person who is not a white, male, heterosexual, conservative, non-elderly Christian. If this story doesn’t make you want to puke, you must be an extreme left wing liberal, but it gets worse. The report specifically calls out Arizona’s SB1070, essentially putting Arizona’s state law up for review by the United Nations. Needless to say, Governor Brewer is PISSED!

Speaking of human rights violations and discrimination, the liberals keep screaming about how intolerant and hateful the right wing nutjobs (also known as all non-liberals) are toward America’s peace-loving muslim population. Every utterance or action that is in opposition to the Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet of Hate is considered “hate” by the left. Muslims are VICTIMS every day! Really? Let’s take a look at the facts, shall we? The “hate crimes” figures are now available for 2008. There were 7,783 incidents that year that were classified as “hate crimes”, which should mean (according to the left) that 7,700 “hate crimes” were probably committed by us evil, racist, ignorant Southern folk. Oops. Sorry, but 1,381 of them, 17.74%, were committed in the liberal enclave known as Cauli-forneeea. Were muslims the main target nationwide? So sorry, but muslims were victims only 105 times, or 1.35% of the time. Jews were the victims over 10 times as often as muslims.

As long as the “Religion of Peace” is the topic, why don’t we take a look at the muslims who performed a trial run for another aerial terrorist attack this week? The Crawfish is sure that it is just a coincidence that they are muslims.

Let’s complete this circle and head back to Arizona and their fights against the Sovereign State of Arizona. The Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department has filed yet another lawsuit. This time, it is against the Maricopa County Colleges, because they had the unmitigated gall to ask non-citizens for their green cards before giving them jobs! That’s DISCRIMINATION!!!!! It seems that federal law does not require that non-citizens be able to prove that they do in fact have green cards to get jobs in the United States, even though that is the sole purpose of the cards. Does this madness have an end?

A nutjob armed with a gun and homemade bombs took hostages at the Discovery Channel’s headquarters in Maryland. When word of the incident hit the airwaves, liberals were pleased, since this had to be another conservative kook whose actions would help lead them to overturning the Second Amendment. Unfortunately for the libs, the moron was a liberal envirowacko and big fan of The Prophet Algoracle. If you want a good series of chuckles, take a gander at his manifesto. I’m talkin’ seriously whacked out. Thankfully, the police have spared the taxpayers the expenses of a trial and incarceration.

The Arrogant Imbecile is at it again. Press Secretary Gibbs was on “Fox & Friends” Tuesday morning and tried to tell Gretchen Carlson that CANDIDATE Obama said, during the debate over the “Surge” in 2007, “adding 20,000 men and women into Iraq would improve the security situation.” Gretchen called him on it, but Gibbs insisted “He (Obama) said there was no doubt that adding 20,000 men and women would improve the security situation.” In fact, Obama flat out stated in January of 2007, “I am not persuaded that 20,000 additional troops in Iraq is going to solve the sectarian violence there. In fact, I think it will do the reverse.” Do these jerks really think that we will believe their lies? Don’t they realize that we know how to look up stuff on the internet?

All that really needs to be said about this story is…GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!!

Poll Katz e-mailer “REC48” sends along this little link from World Net Daily. It seems that the tolerant lefties are anything but peaceful and tolerant if you read the song lyrics at the end of the article. The article starts with an expose of a Democratic Congresswoman’s ties with and membership in the Democratic Socialists of America, and continues on with some of the associations our Dear Leader has had with the group. America, we tried to warn you.

Last week, The Crawfish brought y’all the story about how the Administration is dropping all deportation cases against illegals who haven’t committed any crimes (besides being in the nation illegally). Check out this conversation between Megyn Kelly and Lou Dobbs. Dobbs says that this is a de-facto surrender of our national sovereignty.

Speaking of a surrender by our Administration, they proved this week exactly which side they are on in the war of Islam vs. the World. The Affirmative Action Attorney General, at the direction of King Bu’raq al Obama, ordered the Injustice Department to drop the charges against the coordinator of the attack on the USS Cole. Roger Clemons faces trial for lying to Congress, but no charges for a muslim who kills United States Navy Sailors. Yep, that makes sense.

Don’tcha hate it when even the Associated Press puts out stories showing that what Obama and Biden have to say is just spin? This Recovery Summer really hasn’t been too kind to Gaffes.

The Noo Yawk Post published a column about teachers complaining after looking over the Regents exam and its passages about religious movements in history. The passages were all positive concerning Islam, but slammed Christians as backward, behind the times, and destructors. The Blog Prof has a good column on this controversy.

Even the Eye-talians have recognized that Islam isn’t a valid religion. They are denying the muzzies the revenue from taxes that the rest of the religions in Italy get.

OhgoodLord. The Crawfish believes that the NFL should ban all hair from protruding more than 2” from a helmet, since it could easily cause a broken neck if one of those morons was to be tackled by his hair (which is considered part of his uniform and legal to grab). In the meantime, the worst offender, Troy Polamalu, has had his flowing locks insured for $1,000,000.00. Personally, I think he looks like an idiot. Long hair is for GIRLS, Troy!

There’s some weird stuff goin’ on in Houston. An ACORN-style group has tried to get thousands of illegal and phony voter registration cards accepted, and as soon as it was discovered, the warehouse that has all the records and voting machines somehow burns to the ground. I smell a Community Organizer and some purple-shirted union thugs, although the local Democrats are blaming Republicans.

Poll Katz e-mailer “Ginny” figured out why Conservatives and Constitutionalists are considered to be the “right”, while socialists, Marxists, fascists, liberals, and Democrats (sorry for repeating myself there) are considered to be the “left”. She found the answer in the Bible. Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

“The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”

The Congressional Racist Cau…er, Congressional Black Caucus is really having a bad summer. Yet another of their members has been caught in ethics violations. This time it is longtime Dallas Congresscritter Eddie Bernice Johnson who committed ethical no-no’s and will probably cry “RACISM!!!” over it. She took scholarship money and gave it to her relatives and to children of her staffers, in violation of nepotism rules. She was asked about it last week and denied the allegations, but when the evidence was put in front of her, she said that she had “unknowingly” given the scholarships to her relatives and the children of staffers. Unknowingly, my arse!

Get a load of this one. Secretary of Education Duncan had an e-mail sent out to all of the Department of Education staff “inviting” them to attend the not-so-reverend Al “Tawana Brawley” Sharpton’s anti-Beck rally. What would have happened in the liberal press if a Bush Cabinet official had put out such an e-mail “inviting” department staff to a conservative rally in DC?

An alternative headline for this article could be “The Crawfish will live FOREVER!”

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

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Quote suggested by Peppermint2 in response to the Obama-Holder-Judge Bolden opposition of Arizona’s anti-illegal immigrant law

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