Wednesday, September 29, 2010

9-29-2010 The Weekly Claw

While bringing y’all my commentary on this week’s news, I deliberately decided to avoid the GOP’s new Pledge, as that could be broken down into a multi-part series of its own. Besides, there was puh-lenty of more entertaining, astounding, and aggravating stuff goin’ on. Suggested accompaniment for this week’s column is a nice amber ale, and your waiter’s picks are: Swashbuckler Brewing Company’s Red Sea Amber, Rahr & Son’s Rahr’s Red, or Fat Tire Amber.

What kind of man is the leader of the Democratic Party, George Soros? Well, he spent 1944 confiscating property from his fellow Jews to turn over to the Nazis and described it as “the best year of my life.” In 1992, he shorted the British Pound, thereby tanking the Bank of England and millions of British homeowners. Two years later, he crashed the economy of Russia, and said ““the former Soviet Empire is now called the Soros Empire.” He has done the same thing in Georgia, Ukraine, Thailand, Burma, Yugoslavia, France, his native Hungary, and Malaysia. His anti-Americanism is summed up by his quote, “(T)he main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.” While the press and the Democrats (same thing) keep blaming Bush for the economic woes of the past few years, Soros says that the financial crisis is “in a way, the culmination of my life’s work.” The Crawfish’s good friend GunnyG has an expose of his own on this creep in The Anti-Liberal Zone. So how’s that hopey-changey thing going?

Please tell me y’all saw this one coming. General Motors stopped making political contributions when their financial problems mounted, but now that they are owned by the UAW and the Obama Administration, they have started making political contributions (using YOUR tax dollars to do so) to…wait for it…Democrats. Remember that while GM claimed to have paid back the bailout years ahead of schedule, they did it by using more money handed to them by the government.

Auntie Obama has been smoking khat. Even though she was in our nation illegally for years, until her son granted her amnesty, she says, “If I come as an immigrant, you have the obligation to make me a citizen.” Really? The only obligation we have is to kick your illegal backside out!

Then there’s Representative Loretta Sanchez of Kookifornia. While she claims that the GOP and the Tea Party is made up of racists, she goes on a non-English television network (which should not be on the air outside of tourist hotels in America) claiming that her Congressional seat is a latino seat (racist) and that the latinos need to keep it out of the hands of the Vietnamese Republican (racist comment) who is anti-immigrant (actually, he is anti-ILLEGAL immigrant, but to La Raza there is no such thing as illegal). How many times do we really need to show which party is made up of racists and race baiters?

The hard core left’s assertion that the Tea Party is almost exclusively made up of white racists is taking yet another hit. A new PJTV tracking poll shows that 32% of blacks who are likely voters say that they are “somewhat” or “very likely” to vote for someone supported by the Tea Party Movement. Meanwhile, The Crawfish Survey shows that 100% of half-blacks in the White House are “certain” to vote for an anti-Constitutionalist.

Meanwhile, the leftists and Hollyweird (but I repeat myself) are still doing everything that they can possibly do to make the Tea Party folks look like Tim McVeigh. The season opener of the original “CSI” has Justin Bieber playing a “domestic terrorist with Tea Party leanings” according to the Noo Yawk Slimes, which was all-too-happy to make the analogy. Are the leftists planning some kind of Reichstag Moment before the election?

The possibility of election fraud in Houston is becoming more certain each day. There are already thousands of registered Democrats who live in vacant lots or five to a room in the city. The voter registrar already stated that the voter registration rolls were “under an organized and systematic attack” by a liberal group called Houston Votes. That group is run by Obama’s favorite thugs, the SEIU, and they have turned in over 23,000 falsified voter registration cards. Houston Votes’ head fundraiser has worked with some very shady characters in the past, including Noo Joisey’s Governor McGreevey, who had to resign because he was having homosexual affairs while married. A mysterious fire destroyed all of the county voting machines, throwing the whole election into chaos. One local candidate was part of ACORN. Finally, the Democrat candidate for Governor is the former Mayor of Houston, and his term in office was filled with typical tax and spend liberal policies that local officials say have mortgaged the future of the city. Is Houston becoming the Chicago of the South?

This next story needs to be examined on multiple levels. A so-called palestinian male gets killed by a security guard in East Jerusalem and the rest of the so-called palestinians riot. The dead man and a number of other so-called palestinians were hurling rocks at the security guard, so he should have shot all of them. The rioters went on a rampage because they can’t take it when Israelis fight back against the violence of the so-called palestinians, and because they are the Religion of Perpetual Outrage. Then there’s the obvious bias on the part of the Financial Times who referred to East Jerusalem as “occupied”, referring to Israelis living there when’s editorial board believes it should belong to the so-called palestinians or the Jordanians (the nation that is the actual homeland of most of the so-called palestinians). Sorry, but the Jordanians lost East Jerusalem in a war in which the arabs tried to exterminate Israel. It belongs to Israel, so the only “occupiers” are the so-called palestinians. Deal with it!

All The Crawfish can say to this little story is that karma is a real beeotch, ain’t it.

After all these years, there is a new piece of evidence showing why the RMS Titanic sank. A surviving officer told his relatives that the helmsman turned the wrong way to avoid the iceberg when it was spotted.

Ohio Democratic Party Chairman Chris Redfern is an idiot, and not just because he’s a Democrat. While cameras were rolling, he dropped the f-bomb while talking about anybody who opposes Obamacare. He also lamented “people in this state who look at health care as a privilege, not a right.” I don’t see anything in the Constitution that gives me a right to health care coverage paid for by someone else. Obamacare’s free preventative health care provision kicks in this month, but who is actually paying for it? The doctor’s office isn’t providing any services for free, since that’s how they earn a living. Insurance companies aren’t going to provide services for free. Somebody’s gotta pay. Oh, that’s right…the RICH will pay for it, since the Democrats believe that anybody who earns enough to actually pay taxes is rich.

The media is making a big deal about Dear Leader actually attending an Episcopal church earlier this month. What they aren’t letting y’all in on is the key. Firstly, liberals love the Episcopal Church these days because that church adheres to the Bible as much as liberals adhere to the Constitution (the Bible and the Constitution are merely suggestions, not law), which is why that church is splintering. Those who believe that the Lord meant it when he said that homosexuality is an abomination are moving to the Anglican and Catholic Churches. Secondly, and this one is a biggie, St. John’s Episcopal Church had a special guest speaker that day. He was Dr. Zaid Asali, a muslim, anti-Israel, anti-America activist! You see, while proclaiming his Christian identity, Barack Obama flocks to wherever the muslim view or black power view is being preached. Remember, Reverend Wright didn’t preach Christianity either during those 20 years that Barack and Michelle sat on the front pew. He preached Black Liberation Theology, a combination of black power racism and marxism.

The California Air Resources Board just insured the end of industry in their state by approving new regulations that will require the state to get 1/3 of its electrical power from solar and other renewable sources within the next ten years. Since that goal will never be achieved, and power requirements will definitely increase, there will be a major shortage of energy in NEW New Mexico. How is Hollyweird going to make films without electricity? Then again, by that time there might not be enough people in California who can read English to realize what the regulations say.

Once upon a time, there was a great empire centered upon the city of Rome. History shows that one of the reasons for Rome’s demise and fall was that they brought large numbers of non-Romans into their army, gave them weapons and armor, and taught them how to fight and be military leaders. The non-Romans used the weapons and training to fight the Roman army and destroy the empire. So guess what the Democrats and the liberal civilians in the Defense Department want to do. Yep, they want to use the DREAM Act to boost the size of the US military with illegal aliens, many of whom will have ties to gangs such as MS-13, who have zero loyalty to our nation and our Constitution. I’ve said it a bunch of times, but it bears repeating. The Democrats in general, and Barack Obama in particular, want the United States to fall. The only question is whether they want us to fall to the socialists or the muslims.

Somebody came up with an alternative usage for one of the most important items available at your local mall. Now how’s she supposed to get that thing off in an emergency without flopping out?

Like father, like son. Jesse Jackson Junior is in hot water over bribery allegations. While he denies it, a major fund raiser has told the feds that Jackson instructed him to give Governor Blago millions of dollars in exchange for the Obama Senate seat. Daddy was known to use bribery and extortion to get his way and to make his people rich. Daddy just never did so in a way that could send him to prison.

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"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States


  1. If Obama is a "christian" then I'm Winnie the pooh!!good grief when the word says: "by their fruits you will know them" and all we see from this regime is rotten apples!!I read today that 47 Dems have broken ranks to support extending the tax cuts--its a start. As far as the "palistinians" go they should learn a bit from history----the land was called "palistine" by the occupiing Roman empire.

  2. Karma is a beotch and I'm looking forward to seeing some of it in Nov. for those scam artists in Congress and the Organizer in Chief.

    I'm glad you don't know how to take off an emergency bra Crawfish. I would be a little concerned if you did. If you're a woman, you could do that in a flash with no flashing.

    As to your comparison to Rome. I've seen a lot of things being done in this country that brought Rome down. Too bad more people don't learn from history.

  3. 1. Isn't there a law against foreign interference in our political electorial process?
    And is Soros not a landed immigrant without citizenship?
    Isn't Soros a felony fugutive from one or more of our ally countries?
    Remember the American Citizen from Hungary that it we learned was an SS concentration camp guard? We stripped him of his citizenship and deported him back to stand trial.
    Why the hell can't we do the same with Soros?

    2. Uh, yeah GM CLAIMED to have paid back the bailout but in actuality only paid back a portion,.

    3. La Raza, Reconquista... mismo, mismo.... or same thing....

    4. Sadder even yet a US Navy damage control party could have save the Titanic.

    5. The hardest thing this government is going to have to do is quit taking money from one person to give to another. Because the takers are going to have a shit fit.

    6. Can't agree all the way. When I was on Wake Island one of my drinking pals was a Mexican National in the USAF. He enlisted in the Air Force to get his citizenship.

    7. John Quincy Adams' statement should be run at the end of your weekly for more than just a few editions.

  4. Jesse Junior: his daddy's as crooked as a dog's hind leg, and Jesse Jr. didn't fall far from the tree.

    I don't believe a word he has to say on any topic, at any time.

  5. No encyclical this week. I know I was not at all surprised by GM donating to dhimmis. After all,the libs own it,along with the new UAW clown,with three seats on the board,who has called on the rank and file to be "more militant". Like THAT will help sales.My financial guy called before we left for sunny Myrtle Beach(where they have received 6"of rain since we arrived,with 5 more to come)wanting to know if we'd be interested in "New GM" shares.I told him sure,go ahead and buy some.IF you are ready for a serious ass-kicking.He said OK,won't go there again.I told him if he even bothered to ask again,he's FIRED.Gunny's post about Soros was good. This mofo needs to be hung. Along with his enablers,and beneficiaries.To wrap it,ALL dhimmis are fools who have sealed their fate. And,Obama is a muzzie,no matter how big the denials are. C ya.

  6. Agree with Fredd and would add that 99% of the Democrat Party is corrupt. They aren't called CRIME INC for nothing.

  7. I hope Hollywood does not create another crappy Titanic movie....

  8. Chariot,
    they are the party of more ways than one!

  9. B-mom,
    with the types of clothing that a lot of women are wearing these days, to go along with their "robustness" (natural or surgically-enhanced), lots of them would have problems not flopping out.

  10. Buck,
    1) I've been asking that same question since I first learned of the man.
    2) ..and paid that back with a grant from the government.
    3) EXACTLY!
    4) Only if they had gotten into the compartments early enough to stem the flooding. The watertight barriers between sections did NOT extend to the main deck.
    5) and 3 or 4 of them will even rally and trash the National Mall...
    6) But he was in our nation LEGALLY and trying to become a productive and loyal citizen. Big difference.
    7) I like it, too. I do have the next two quotes already set up. You'll enjoy them.

  11. Fredd,
    I'd only believe him on a few topics: if he says that he is a black man, a liberal, and the son of Jesse.

  12. Clyde,
    The absolute only reason that I would ever consider buying another GM product is that I would prefer to not buy foreign cars. Then again, most of them are made in the USA, so I guess I will continue to purchase Honda or Hyundai.

  13. Gunny,
    even with Holder in charge of the Injustice Department, there are still investigations going on into liberal corruption, especially with SEIU. I guess when it is that big, they can't ignore it completely. They did, however, probably assign their most incompetent folks to said jobs...

  14. Eric,
    was Leo's movie crappy? It made a few billion...not a dime from me, but it made a few billion.

  15. Yeah, it was boring most of the way through, at least for me. It did break records, but it also prompted Celine Dion's song that was unbelievably annoying, which was playing virtually everywhere.

  16. Eric,
    another reason for us to send her and her music back to Canuckland.

  17. It continues to amaze me to see all the lunitic liberal lemmings swallowing the progressive kool-aid as quick as they are!!Don,t they know that because of Obummercare "the secutary" will be decideing THEIR health choices also??All the lib talk is 2 little 2 late for the Dems---on to NOVEMBER

  18. In many ways i feel America is the "titanic" and the iceburg has struck.---In a few weeks it will be decision time--what will America choose?? North or South Korea??


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