9-29-2010 The Weekly Claw

While bringing y’all my commentary on this week’s news, I deliberately decided to avoid the GOP’s new Pledge, as that could be broken down into a multi-part series of its own. Besides, there was puh-lenty of more entertaining, astounding, and aggravating stuff goin’ on. Suggested accompaniment for this week’s column is a nice amber ale, and your waiter’s picks are: Swashbuckler Brewing Company’s Red Sea Amber, Rahr & Son’s Rahr’s Red, or Fat Tire Amber.

What kind of man is the leader of the Democratic Party, George Soros? Well, he spent 1944 confiscating property from his fellow Jews to turn over to the Nazis and described it as “the best year of my life.” In 1992, he shorted the British Pound, thereby tanking the Bank of England and millions of British homeowners. Two years later, he crashed the economy of Russia, and said ““the former Soviet Empire is now called the Soros Empire.” He has done the same thing in Georgia, Ukraine, Thailand, Burma, Yugoslavia, France, his native Hungary, and Malaysia. His anti-Americanism is summed up by his quote, “(T)he main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.” While the press and the Democrats (same thing) keep blaming Bush for the economic woes of the past few years, Soros says that the financial crisis is “in a way, the culmination of my life’s work.” The Crawfish’s good friend GunnyG has an expose of his own on this creep in The Anti-Liberal Zone. So how’s that hopey-changey thing going?

Please tell me y’all saw this one coming. General Motors stopped making political contributions when their financial problems mounted, but now that they are owned by the UAW and the Obama Administration, they have started making political contributions (using YOUR tax dollars to do so) to…wait for it…Democrats. Remember that while GM claimed to have paid back the bailout years ahead of schedule, they did it by using more money handed to them by the government.

Auntie Obama has been smoking khat. Even though she was in our nation illegally for years, until her son granted her amnesty, she says, “If I come as an immigrant, you have the obligation to make me a citizen.” Really? The only obligation we have is to kick your illegal backside out!

Then there’s Representative Loretta Sanchez of Kookifornia. While she claims that the GOP and the Tea Party is made up of racists, she goes on a non-English television network (which should not be on the air outside of tourist hotels in America) claiming that her Congressional seat is a latino seat (racist) and that the latinos need to keep it out of the hands of the Vietnamese Republican (racist comment) who is anti-immigrant (actually, he is anti-ILLEGAL immigrant, but to La Raza there is no such thing as illegal). How many times do we really need to show which party is made up of racists and race baiters?

The hard core left’s assertion that the Tea Party is almost exclusively made up of white racists is taking yet another hit. A new PJTV tracking poll shows that 32% of blacks who are likely voters say that they are “somewhat” or “very likely” to vote for someone supported by the Tea Party Movement. Meanwhile, The Crawfish Survey shows that 100% of half-blacks in the White House are “certain” to vote for an anti-Constitutionalist.

Meanwhile, the leftists and Hollyweird (but I repeat myself) are still doing everything that they can possibly do to make the Tea Party folks look like Tim McVeigh. The season opener of the original “CSI” has Justin Bieber playing a “domestic terrorist with Tea Party leanings” according to the Noo Yawk Slimes, which was all-too-happy to make the analogy. Are the leftists planning some kind of Reichstag Moment before the election?

The possibility of election fraud in Houston is becoming more certain each day. There are already thousands of registered Democrats who live in vacant lots or five to a room in the city. The voter registrar already stated that the voter registration rolls were “under an organized and systematic attack” by a liberal group called Houston Votes. That group is run by Obama’s favorite thugs, the SEIU, and they have turned in over 23,000 falsified voter registration cards. Houston Votes’ head fundraiser has worked with some very shady characters in the past, including Noo Joisey’s Governor McGreevey, who had to resign because he was having homosexual affairs while married. A mysterious fire destroyed all of the county voting machines, throwing the whole election into chaos. One local candidate was part of ACORN. Finally, the Democrat candidate for Governor is the former Mayor of Houston, and his term in office was filled with typical tax and spend liberal policies that local officials say have mortgaged the future of the city. Is Houston becoming the Chicago of the South?

This next story needs to be examined on multiple levels. A so-called palestinian male gets killed by a security guard in East Jerusalem and the rest of the so-called palestinians riot. The dead man and a number of other so-called palestinians were hurling rocks at the security guard, so he should have shot all of them. The rioters went on a rampage because they can’t take it when Israelis fight back against the violence of the so-called palestinians, and because they are the Religion of Perpetual Outrage. Then there’s the obvious bias on the part of the Financial Times who referred to East Jerusalem as “occupied”, referring to Israelis living there when FT.com’s editorial board believes it should belong to the so-called palestinians or the Jordanians (the nation that is the actual homeland of most of the so-called palestinians). Sorry, but the Jordanians lost East Jerusalem in a war in which the arabs tried to exterminate Israel. It belongs to Israel, so the only “occupiers” are the so-called palestinians. Deal with it!

All The Crawfish can say to this little story is that karma is a real beeotch, ain’t it.

After all these years, there is a new piece of evidence showing why the RMS Titanic sank. A surviving officer told his relatives that the helmsman turned the wrong way to avoid the iceberg when it was spotted.

Ohio Democratic Party Chairman Chris Redfern is an idiot, and not just because he’s a Democrat. While cameras were rolling, he dropped the f-bomb while talking about anybody who opposes Obamacare. He also lamented “people in this state who look at health care as a privilege, not a right.” I don’t see anything in the Constitution that gives me a right to health care coverage paid for by someone else. Obamacare’s free preventative health care provision kicks in this month, but who is actually paying for it? The doctor’s office isn’t providing any services for free, since that’s how they earn a living. Insurance companies aren’t going to provide services for free. Somebody’s gotta pay. Oh, that’s right…the RICH will pay for it, since the Democrats believe that anybody who earns enough to actually pay taxes is rich.

The media is making a big deal about Dear Leader actually attending an Episcopal church earlier this month. What they aren’t letting y’all in on is the key. Firstly, liberals love the Episcopal Church these days because that church adheres to the Bible as much as liberals adhere to the Constitution (the Bible and the Constitution are merely suggestions, not law), which is why that church is splintering. Those who believe that the Lord meant it when he said that homosexuality is an abomination are moving to the Anglican and Catholic Churches. Secondly, and this one is a biggie, St. John’s Episcopal Church had a special guest speaker that day. He was Dr. Zaid Asali, a muslim, anti-Israel, anti-America activist! You see, while proclaiming his Christian identity, Barack Obama flocks to wherever the muslim view or black power view is being preached. Remember, Reverend Wright didn’t preach Christianity either during those 20 years that Barack and Michelle sat on the front pew. He preached Black Liberation Theology, a combination of black power racism and marxism.

The California Air Resources Board just insured the end of industry in their state by approving new regulations that will require the state to get 1/3 of its electrical power from solar and other renewable sources within the next ten years. Since that goal will never be achieved, and power requirements will definitely increase, there will be a major shortage of energy in NEW New Mexico. How is Hollyweird going to make films without electricity? Then again, by that time there might not be enough people in California who can read English to realize what the regulations say.

Once upon a time, there was a great empire centered upon the city of Rome. History shows that one of the reasons for Rome’s demise and fall was that they brought large numbers of non-Romans into their army, gave them weapons and armor, and taught them how to fight and be military leaders. The non-Romans used the weapons and training to fight the Roman army and destroy the empire. So guess what the Democrats and the liberal civilians in the Defense Department want to do. Yep, they want to use the DREAM Act to boost the size of the US military with illegal aliens, many of whom will have ties to gangs such as MS-13, who have zero loyalty to our nation and our Constitution. I’ve said it a bunch of times, but it bears repeating. The Democrats in general, and Barack Obama in particular, want the United States to fall. The only question is whether they want us to fall to the socialists or the muslims.

Somebody came up with an alternative usage for one of the most important items available at your local mall. Now how’s she supposed to get that thing off in an emergency without flopping out?

Like father, like son. Jesse Jackson Junior is in hot water over bribery allegations. While he denies it, a major fund raiser has told the feds that Jackson instructed him to give Governor Blago millions of dollars in exchange for the Obama Senate seat. Daddy was known to use bribery and extortion to get his way and to make his people rich. Daddy just never did so in a way that could send him to prison.

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