The Crawfish was switched to night shift this week, so I’m all jacked up (some of you are now asking what’s different about that). What’s a normal sleep pattern? Why did I have to go to nights during television premiere week? I actually do pay attention to NCIS, NCIS El Lay, Survivor, Hell’s Kitchen, and of course there’s football on Monday, Thursday, and Friday nights. Is this any way to treat a crustacean?
His Majesty King Barack I tells us that if the GOP makes big gains in November, it will be because the sheeple believe that his policies haven’t worked fast enough. Really? How’s that Recovery Summer going? The poverty rate in our nation is making record gains thanks to his policies. I’d say that his policies, which are designed to ruin our nation and overturn our Constitution, are working too fast.
The National Bureau of Economic Research is made up of crackheads. They are saying that the recession ENDED in June of 2009. Tell that to the unemployed folks out there!
The White House is warning that if the GOP takes the House in November, they will shut down the government. They’re making that warning as if that would be a BAD thing! The same White House Blog article says that some bills have been blocked by the GOP in the House from even coming up for a vote. Sorry, but the House doesn’t have the same filibuster rules as the Senate. If the House leadership wants a bill to come to a vote, they can make it happen. If a bill has been blocked, it is by the majority.
Dear Leader is taking his message to the only voter bloc that he knows will deliver 95% of their ballots to the Democrats, blacks. Even though they have been nuked by his economic and social policies since he took office, he’s rallying them to “guard the change.” He really is getting desperate when he’s spouting stuff like, “I need everybody here to go back to your neighborhoods, and your workplaces, to your churches, and barbershops, and beauty shops. Tell them we have more work to do.” For the past 20 months, he’s been telling them to go back to the unemployment lines and welfare offices.
I’m not saying that the Democrats have a stranglehold on the non-Fox media, but reporters evidently are banned from pointing out not-so-savory things about Democrats in general and Dear Leader in particular. A DC reporter pointed out during an envirowacko protest that Barack Hussein Obama had received more BP campaign contributions than any other candidate. For such a transgression, he was fired. If he had said the same thing about Jorge Boosh, he’d have gotten a promotion.
The Noo Yawk Slimes posted a piece on the Administration’s plans for the fall elections. The research for the piece was not difficult, as one of the main Democrat talking points this summer has been how the GOP was being taken over by the “extremists” of the Tea Party movement. The White House protested, saying the piece was “100% wrong” in spite of all of the evidence to the contrary. The Slimes relented to the pressure and changed the headline and some of the verbage. The Crawfish still wonders how people who support the Constitution of the United States, which is the very center of our political and legal systems, can be considered “right wing” or “extremists”.
The ACLU has jumped into yet another case regarding the “religious rights” of weirdos. A school district in North Carolina has suspended a student because she wears jewelry that is not in compliance with the district’s dress code. She has an earring in her nose. Up to this point, there is no controversy, right? Her family claims that the snot-covered earring is part of their religion, as they belong to the “Church of Body Modification”, so their daughter’s desire to wear that piece of jewelry is protected by the First Amendment. First of all, the First Amendment has nothing to do with a local school district. It only prevents CONGRESS from making laws that prohibit the free exercise of religion. Secondly, the “Church of Body Modification” is not a legitimate religion, but rather just a gathering of weirdos, perverts, and escapees from the loony bins. Just because somebody claims something to be religious does not make it so, otherwise all Americans would claim every dollar that they received to be related to some religious activity and therefore untaxable.
How radical are the folks Dear Leader chooses to surround himself with and put in power? Well, we’ve repeatedly detailed the lunacy of Science Czar John Holdren, but he’s gone off the deep end this time. He wants to use the “free market economy” to implement a campaign to “de-develop” the United States. Yes, John Holdren, like the leaders of Islam, want to turn back the clock on development and technology. 2012 really can’t come soon enough.
Another of his appointees seems to have a problem figuring out what his job description is. Kevin Jennings is Obama’s Safe Schools Czar, but he believes that title really means Heterophobe Agenda in Schools Czar. He wants to use “curriculum reform” to bring homosexuality into the classrooms of America. What that has to do with making schools safe is a mystery.
In last week’s edition, a Hollyweird actor/activist was suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, thinking that the whole world was in sorrow for the breakup of her marriage/hookup/whatever. This week’s delusions come from Jimmeh Cahtuh, who actually had the nerve to say “I feel that my role as a former President is probably superior to that of other Presidents'.” Mr. Carter, NOTHING you have ever done, in or out of office, has been superior to any other former Presidents. You are an embarrassment to the United States and the United States Navy. The only President in our nation’s history that you can call yourself superior to is Barack Hussein Obama.
I wonder if the American voting populace has become any more intelligent than they were in 2008. Gawd, if we get any worse, we are doomed.
I don’t know about y’all, but I fully expect to see Glenn A. Fine become the victim of some burglary gone bad, or car crash, or “suicide”, or something. You can’t investigate the Affirmative Action Attorney General’s “crown jewel” of his Injustice Department and be allowed to live! Look at how things like this ended up in the last Democrat White House: Vince Foster, Jim McDougal, Mary Mahoney, Ed Willey (whose wife was later sexually assaulted by Bubba), Kathy Ferguson, Paul Wilcher, Barbara Wise…do ya get the point?
While this report is about muslims in Minnesota, the same could easily be said about latinos in California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, and everywhere else in this country that they are taking over. I live in a predominantly white part of Fort Worth, TX; over 430 miles from the Mexican border, yet three of the five closest highway billboards to my house are in Spanish. If you want to be a full-fledged American, come on in once your paperwork has cleared. If you want to be a Somali, Mexican, Salvadoran, Chinese, Guatemalan, Saudi, Yemeni, or whatever…STAY THERE!
How partisan and anti-military is Prince Dingy Harry Reid? He announced that he is putting the DREAM Act into the Senate Defense Appropriations bill. For those of you who don’t know what the Dream Act is, it is basically amnesty for non-drybacks who go to American colleges (illegally) or enlist (illegally) into our military.
The Democratic politicians were out in force to celebrate the opening of a new lithium ion car battery plant in Meeeechigan. Energy Secretary Chu Mein, Senators Levin and Stabenow, and utterly failed Governor Granholm were there, and Dear Leader made a 3-minute phone call praising all involved in the project that is being paid for by almost $250,000,000.00 of YOUR tax dollars from the so-called stimulus. Another company opened a similar plant in Meeechigan that was paid for by $299,000,000.00 of YOUR tax dollars. Okay, so almost half a BILLION dollars gets us about 400 new jobs (that is $1,250,000.00 for each job!), but is there really a market for these batteries? If you look closely, you will find this little line in the second link: “The government has estimated that a battery with a 100-mile range costs about $33,000, although stimulus money could bring that down to $10,000 by the end of 2015.” Meanwhile, a tank of gas takes my SUV about 350 miles, costs about $45.00, and doesn’t take an 8-hour charge cycle (using energy from coal-fired power plants, which they never seem to mention when talking about electric cars) to go beyond that distance.
Here’s some more so-called stimulus money that was basically flushed down the drain by the liberals. They managed to give UCLA $823,200.00 to use on a study of how to get African men to wash their junk after having sex. First of all, in this case the stimulus comes well before the washing. Secondly, this is a useless program that has nothing to do with the United States. Okay, technically UCLA is in the United States, but El Lay is pretty much Mexico del Norte.
Finally! It looks like we have a little bit of bipartisanship going on in Congress just ahead of the November elections. For once, the bipartisanship isn’t the Democrats saying “do it our way!”
So how much are union bosses really worth? The Director of Noo Joisey’s teacher union made over $550,000.00 last year, and The Crawfish is betting he didn’t spend more than an hour per week in the classroom. Heck, he might not have spent an hour TOTAL in the classroom last year. Is that union goon really worth over three times what the state’s Governor made? Wait a sec, considering that John Corzine was Governor all of last year, maybe that isn’t a good analogy. Corzine wasn’t worth a dollar. Is the union goon worth over double what the Presi…ohnevermind.
Maxine Waters’ ethics problems just keep getting worse. Her involvement in a troubled bank, partially owned by her husband, getting special treatment above and beyond what any other bank received is at the center of an investigation that is now being exposed. Her good friend, and former proprieter of a gay brother, Bawney Fwank is hip deep in this one as well. As the band Drowning Pool said…let the bodies hit the floor!
As long as we’re talking about heterophobes, y’all ain’t gonna believe what the first openly lesbian member of Congress, Tammy Baldwin (D-Cheesehead) has put into a bill that has now passed a House committee. On second thought, some of you will unfortunately not be surprised since you actually have been paying attention to the extreme left wing agenda of the P-Lousy House. Quoting directly from the article, “The new bill’s requirements would apply to all HHS health service programs, requiring the health service employees to ask everyone receiving services their sexual orientation and gender identity -- including those that focus on children at school-based health centers. Children who seek help at government-funded school health clinics would be asked whether or not they are gay, lesbian, bisexual or if they know their gender identity.” One Dim-ocrat committee member even ran out of the room to avoid the vote on this one, but the rest of the committee members who have jackasses as their symbols voted in favor of the bill. The Crawfish is instructing his kids that the proper answer to those questions from the school nurse will be “Nunya. Nunya business!”
Iran’s weirdbeards are at it again. They’re issuing death sentence fatwas against the folks who burned the Unholy Korans on 9-11. How would they like it if WE issued death sentences against all who destroy Christian symbols and Bibles in say…Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Yemen, Somalia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Indonesia, Malaysia…. They really are like liberals, aren’t they? Double standards R us?
The American political party that gets 75% of the Jewish vote, but does everything it can to destroy Israel is at it yet again. The Obama Administration, in the person of Her Thighness, is telling Israel to not build housing for Israelis within the borders of Israel because it might upset the people who wish to kill all of the Jews. Sorry, Hillary!, but the entire West Bank, along with the entire Gaza Strip and the Golan Heights, belongs to Israel. Those areas used to belong to the arabs, but when the Religion of Perpetual Outrage launched wars of extermination against Israel in ’68 and ’73, they lost those lands. If you are the aggressors in a war and lose ground, you don’t get to take it back!
It gets worse for our only real friend in the Middle East. The Obama Administration has gone along with the rest of the muslim world in prohibiting the Israelis from having any kind of representation in the UN Human Rights Council, while allowing the so-called Palestinians to be represented. The US representative also fully participated in the Council’s meeting, which signals that the United States is officially opposed to Israel’s existence. The Council has put forth more resolutions condemning Israel (and none condemning muslim terrorism against Israel) than the rest of the UN combined.
Once again, a member of the Supreme Court’s leftist bloc is stating that the Constitution of the United States needs to be tossed into the dumpster. Stephen Breyer, an appointee of Billy Jeff the Registered Sex Offender, now says that because of the internet and what the Followers of the Violent, Pedophilic False Prophet might do, our First Amendment rights might go down the drain. Yes, the Cult of Mohammed might “change the nature of what we can allow and protect.” Specifically, he compares Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes’ famous remark about shouting “fire” in a crowded theater to burning an Unholy Koran in the age of the internet. These left wing judges will grasp at any straw, no matter how far-fetched, to put themselves over the Constitution as the Supreme Law of the Land.
Billy Jeff is out on the campaign trail these days, since none of the Democrats around the country want anything to do with their current President. He said that many of today’s GOP candidates make George W. Bush “look like a liberal.” Uh, Billy? There’s no “look like” involved. With the exceptions of tax cuts for ALL taxpayers, Constitutionalist SCOTUS appointments, and fighting back against our sworn enemies, George W. Bush WAS a liberal President!
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