Wednesday, May 26, 2010

5-26-2010 The Weekly Claw

The news seems to be heating up almost as much as the weather in The Crawfish’s home state. Grab yourself a nice cool beverage and let’s take a look.

The liberal food police are at it again, with their Xtreme Eating 2010 awards. The first restaurant they mention is one that The Crawfish and family enjoyed while living in Pennsylvania, and we hope the chain comes to Texas soon…Five Guys Hamburgers! Then again, it looks like California icon In-N-Out Burgers will indeed expand to Texas, but their first location will be over an hour away (if there is NO traffic!) from Casa Crustacean.

The anti-Semite side of Barack Obama has surfaced yet again. He said that the video of Islamic terrorists sawing off the head of American Jew Danny Pearl “captured the world’s imagination” and showed how valuable a free press is. Yes, the press is shown to be valuable when they publicize the horrific murder of Jews, but anybody who publicizes something anti-muslim is just a step away from being Satan. To think that the vast majority of America’s Jews voted for this jerk simply boggles the mind.

North Korea really does need to get their pee-pee smacked. Over the years, they have committed many acts of aggression against South Korea in violation of the 1953 cease fire agreements. South Korea has never retaliated, mostly because North Korea has lots of artillery deployed close enough to the border to do extreme damage to Seoul within a few minutes of any actions by the South. So what is the South to do this time, since the South Korean frigate that was sunk recently has been proven to be the victim of a North Korean torpedo? At some point, the South will have to retaliate, or the North will just continue their aggression and possibly get bolder.

A new bridge in Stalingrad (okay, so they changed the name of the city to Volgograd after Uncle Joe’s death, but military historians still know it as Stalingrad) has been closed because of heavy swaying. When I saw that video on television, I was immediately reminded of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge, aka Galloping Gertie, which collapsed soon after being opened in 1940.

On the Sunday shows, former Navy Vice Admiral Joe Sestak, who defeated Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E. in the Senate primary last week, admitted that the Obama Administration committed a felony by offering him an Administration job if he would drop out of the race and let S.P.E.C.T.R.E. be the Dim-ocrat nominee. Will the Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department investigate this impeachable offence? Yeah, right. All of the Republican members of the Senate Judiciary Committee have asked Eric Holder to appoint a Special Prosecutor to investigate, but the odds of that happening are about the same as the odds of Obama producing the vault copy of his birth certificate before February of 2017. Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin has a column on the stonewalling by the White House regarding this felony.

An American-born muzzie cleric is calling for the killing of American civilians in the worldwide jihad. Yes, Eric Holder, Islamic terrorists are targeting Americans. These people are not “radicals” or “extremists”, but rather are believers in exactly what Islam is all about. Their “holy” book calls for all non-believers to be converted, enslaved, or put to the sword. Deal with it!

Since the Dim-ocrats and their union stooges know that they will be getting kicked out of office in a large way this fall, they figure that they must pass all of their over-the-top crazy stuff immediately. How else do you explain a Senator from Pennsyltucky proposing a bill to bail out union pension funds to the tune of at least $165,000,000,000.00? Ya know, if the unions didn’t spend all of the dues money on donations to the Democrats, they might be able to pay their pensions. Meanwhile, we’re already driving our debt up to levels that couldn’t even be dreamed of 18 months ago and the Dims want to GIVE that much of our great-grand children’s money to the union stooges? Dear Senator Casey, kiss my taxpaying arse!

BP is definitely gonna have problems when the lawsuits begin regarding the Deepwater Horizon disaster. A safety crew that was sent out to run tests on the well was sent home before they could run their most critical test…eleven hours before a defect that the test could have detected caused the rig to blow up.

The Obama Administration and the rest of the loony libs are using the oil spill to attempt to raise your taxes by $1,100,000,000.00 per year over the next decade. Well, they aren’t going to raise YOUR taxes directly, but they want to quadruple the tax on gas and oil, which will have the same effect. As “Ballerina” Emanuel said, “never let a good crisis go to waste!”

During the first 36 days following Katrina, President Bush visited the Gulf Coast seven times. In the 36 days following the oil spill, Barack Obama, who highly criticized Bush’s response to Katrina, has visited the Gulf Coast ONCE! He will visit a second time on Friday, interrupting his Chicago vacation. In the course of his vacation, he will be blowing off the traditional wreath-laying at Arlington National Cemetery, although he will be returning to DC in time to give an award to Paul McCartney. You see where America’s fallen heroes are on his list of priorities.

Now the Obama Administration is going too far in their desire to open the borders. The Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security now says that the government might not accept or process illegal aliens referred to them from Arizona authorities for deportment. That guy needs to be fired yesterday.

Representative McClintock of California had a great response to the President of 20% of Mexico (the other 80% is ruled by corrupt local politicians and the drug lords) on the House floor last week. The video is just over 5 minutes long, but well worth watching. Now as far as the actual address by Calderone in the House and the Dim-ocrat response of standing and cheering when he denigrated Arizona, The Crawfish has a serious question for all Republicans who were in the room. At that point, why did you not stand up and walk out?

Representative Patrick Kennedy has proved yet again that nobody in that entire family has been sane since 1965. He compared the Arizona immigration law to the Trail of Tears and the slave trade, said it “violates the spirit of the Constitution” (as if the Kennedy family has ever understood the Constitution or supported it), and said it was “beneath us as a people.” Daddy Teddythedrunk’s little swimmers must have been extremely pickled when they caused Patrick.

“The decision is not whether or not we will ration care--the decision is whether we will ration with our eyes open.” Those are the words of President Obama’s choice to head up Mediscare. How many times do I need to point out that conservatives warned y’all that Obamacare would lead to rationed health care despite the claims by Obama, Reid, Pelosi, Dodd, Schumer, Durbin, Fwank, and the rest of the lying liberals?

Liberal columnist Bob Ray Sanders of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram doesn’t seem to realize that he shot his own arguments down in this week’s column. He supports SCOTUS nominee Kagan and opposes conservatives who are “strict constructionists” because he believes that the Constitution is an “imperfect” document, and he even uses the words of anti-Constitutionalist former SCOTUS Justice Thurgood Marshall to back himself up. Unfortunately for Sanders, he notes that the way to change the Constitution is by THE AMENDMENT PROCESS, not by the whims of liberal judges who want to rule based on their feelings and desires, not what the Constitution actually says.

Here’s some sad news from the county that The Crawfish lived in from 1996-1999 and 2007-January of this year. The Obama-Pelosi-Reid economic disaster has done what Jimmuh Cahtuh and the Great Depression couldn’t do. After 329 years of continuous restaurant and bar service, the King George II Inn in Bristol, PA, has closed. It was the oldest business in the US, but is the victim of Hope and Change.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley


  1. "Self-defense isn't just a right, it's a duty."

    I know how much you like these kind of stories, Crawfish. It's a shame it broke too late for this week's edition. Here's to an Army vet who refused to be disarmed by Chicago's 2nd Amendment violating law.

    80-Year-Old Chicago Man Kills Armed Home Invader

  2. That was a salad CLAW! Yeeper, plenty of vinagar to go with the oil. Like Paul McCartney needs the messiah! You have to have priorities, right? And it's JUST memorial day after all, and he's just the president. Again, priorities, the worlds messiah first, president second.
    Just got back from the JW Marriot in SA, nice golf course, nice resort, don't eat the food.
    On that note, thanks as always for the grub Mudbug! Tasty this week, but a bit oily.

  3. Yep,just GOT to be that ol'globull warming...A)MMM MMM MMM 5 Guys. GOOD SHIT! Clyde approved.Of course,here in the PRoAA,WE do not have one!! GIDAHMNIT.B)No surprize. Remember,Craw,these are LIBERALS first,Jews second. C) South Korea may as well count on NO HELP from the crapheads in THIS administration whatsoever. U-fricking-N sanctions? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.THOSE really work. Yeah buddy.D) This is EXACTLY what happens with centralized planning of EVERY-FRIGGING-THING.E)What,the incomparably incompetent Holder look into this? NOT. By orders of the boss.F) Nope,can't be bothered. See E). Too many other enemies,like BP,banks,conservatives,average citizens yada yada yada.G)When all you are doing is spending money you DO NOT have,and NO HOPE of getting,what is a few hundred billion more of debt amongst friends,eh? $13 TRILLION of red fricking ink AIN'T ENOUGH?? Idiots.H)"The Story That Got Him". IF indeed mistakes,intentional or not,were made,BP should cover the cleanup costs. That being said,however,all this blame-gaming,and finger pointing,STILL ain't "plugging the damn hole".THERE is where ALL efforts and energies should be directed at. Play the fucking blame game LATER. Morons.Let us lay this at the feet of the damnable environazis who pushed these rigs that far offshore in the FIRST damn place.A FUCK of a lot easier to stop this blowout,and clean this crud up ON LAND,where there is PLENTY of oil to get at, than a frigging MILE beneath the waves.Time to club all these green idiots purple.I) The asshats were going to do this anyway. Just thinks it gives them carte blanche to do so.J) Gunny had this earlier,I said over there that Obama would rather be with ZEROES than HEROES. He should be doing this,but me,I'd just as soon not see the turd stinking up that sacred site.As to him not going to the Gulf Coast more often,it is proof positive he just hates white people.K) Yep.Right along with his frigging boss.L) GREAT video. Spot-on.You're right,EVERY SINGLE one of these "reps" should have walked out on Calderone,with middle fingers up.Flip off Felipe!
    M) Not even fricking close. This asswipe should just LEAVE,and carry on his ol'Dead Uncle Ted's finest traditions. You know,enriching alcohol makers,and making waitress sandwiches.N) THIS bunch of bozos do ANYTHING with their eyes open? Not possible. O) YAAAAAWWWWWNNNN. Another libmedia dolt who does not get it. Never has,never will.P)I hate it when these old time places go down. C ya!! P.S. Pardon the profanity in H). These IDIOTS make my blood boil.

  4. Salty,
    God Bless those who are forced to defend themselves with deadly force in their own homes.

  5. Jim, fellow crustaceans in the Gulf are a bit oily these days...

  6. BTW,just sent you something you may like for next issue. See the perp walk!!

  7. Clyde,
    a) Five Guys ROCKS!
    b) America's Jews are JINOs
    c) Hitlery! is talking tough, and O has said some things to support the ROKs, but China is the trump card
    d) Coming soon to our health care!
    e) He refused to acknowledge that it would even be a crime when he was before Congress
    f) F Islam and their helpers in America's left
    g) It's OUR MONEY, not THEIR MONEY!
    h) and black and blue!
    i) Every tax is going to be raised before next January
    j) Except big libs like McCartney
    k) Needs to be charged with dereliction of duty as well
    l) I'd have lead the walk
    m) That family is a stain on Irish America
    n) Like the kittens that were being sold as "Democrat Kittens", but the sign got changed to "Republican Kittens" a week later when their eyes opened
    o) He probably can't even see how his argument is screwed up
    p) Me too, bro
    not a problem

  8. JINOs....

    That's hilarious!

  9. Another good one Craw!!
    Obama did say he was going to see to it that our energy costs escalated.
    So oil, gas and new electricity taxes will be no surprise.
    Barry, with what his worshippers like to call his "rock star" quality. Hmph. On full display this week, eh? Can't spare the time to take part in Memorial Day, even though we still have men and women dying overseas, but, miss Paul McCartney and the Hollyweird self important? No way!

    On a (not too) sad note. One of my boys was fired from his job after 2 weeks. The boss is a man hating lesbian liberal and after she realized the girls who work there liked him better than her and that he's conservative, she couldn't take it.
    Her excuse? The relationship wasn't going to work out.
    Libidiocy in action!!
    Thought you'd get a kick out of that.

  10. 1 Whataburger is hard to beat. And there is one on Camp Bowie

    2. Jews are hard to understand. It was Germany's National Socialists that created the holocaust yet Jews seem drawn to socialist/communist politicians like moths to a flame.

    3. The United States went to war over the torpedoing of the SS Lusitania. So what is the annointed one's advice to SoKo?? NoKo is just the playground bully. As long as no retaliation comes from SoKo, Japan or the USA the bully will grow bolder and his offenses will become more outrageous. oh...I see you covered that pretty well.....

    4. Volgograd. Was that the name of Stalingrad before 1917?

    5. Holder can't seem to delve into the Sistak controversy but he is capable of challenging a state law he has never read.

    6. I thought Patrick Kennedy was RFK's miscalculation of the rythm system..

    7. A reason for death panels which even Rush or Michelle (sigh) has not mentioned. Old farts are mostly conservative in their politics. They can remember when the nation was still a freedom loving country. To hasten their departure is to erase the minds who could tell the younger generations what true freedom was like.

    8. No one has entertained the idea that the BP rig might have been a victim of sabotage..

    9. Sorry. The Star-Telegram is definitely not a conservative rag.

  11. Brian,
    I have some of 'em in my family

  12. B-mom,
    sounds like a discrimination lawsuit to me!

  13. Buck,
    1. One at 820 and White Settlement Road.
    2. And ones who hate Israel.
    3. Our response will be words, nothing more.
    4. Not sure.
    5. Some 'pubs are calling for the 'pub AG of PA to convene a grand jury, since they have jurisdiction under state election charges.
    6. No matter what, he's a retard.
    7. Sad but probably true.
    8. Doubt it, but with this bunch anything is possible.
    9. Never said it was.

  14. Impeachable is right! someone ofered him a white house job--and as always the sorry excuse we have for news (except some on foxnews) are covering up--the trouble is with that when you compinue to cover up GARBAGE the stink still comes up!!already "dear leader" is snubbing Memorials Day.....I will be going to Arlington next week--I will give them a salute for you shipmate.

  15. It is sad to watch O'Vomit "stutter" and mumble about North Korea. I assume that if the West Coast were to disappear in a blinding flash as a result of North Korean ICBM's, he might even shake his finger at them.

    If I am reading Horth Korea correctly, I imagine that their next move will be another attack on South Korean military facilities. As I see it, North Korea is starving to death. Unless they surrender to South Korea, their options are limited.

    Have a great Memorial Day Weekend Crawfish!

  16. The new spin about the Sestak job offer?

    Bubba did it!!

  17. My best bud's Jewish; he's a good solid conservative, but the rest if his family are all JINOs.

    Man... that really cracked me up!

  18. C-bow,
    Looks like the other networks finally started smelling blood in the water, but they're satisfied with the explanation. Thanx for saluting for us.

  19. Ghost,
    if El Lay and Than Franthithco disappeared in flashes, he'd be quite miffed...because of the loss of campaign cash.

  20. B-mom,
    Bubba did it at their behest...still an impeachable felony offense.

  21. Americas insanity continues to get worse.

  22. Donnie,
    until we rid ourselves of liberals, RINOs, and other anti-Constitutionalists.

  23. Hey Crawfish. I took one for the team this week. My ex-wife has a new babysitter for my kids that yelled at my son for saying Obama is a horrible President. Ok the boy is only 4 and may have heard it from me. This week I sent him with the message that Reagan was the greatest President ever and Obama is stealing his money. Oops! Ex-wife was steaming and I felt mildly guilty, but overall it was entertaining!


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