Lots of crazy news this week, including the end of Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E.’s political career. If you think The Crawfish is gonna shed a single tear for Specturd, think again.
Since when do Democrats give a damn about what the Constitution says? You’re probably wondering what they did THIS time to get me to go there, so I’m gonna tell ya. Current federal law puts a cap on fines to oil companies for cleanup after a spill at $75,000,000.00. Senators Bob Menendez (Dim-Noo Joisey), Frank “The Louse” Lautenberg (Dim-Noo Joisey), and Ben Nelson (Dim-Corn) are pushing for a new federal law to push the cap up to $10,000,000,000.00, and they will make the new law retroactive to April 15th. This flies in the face of the Constitution’s prohibition on ex post facto (after the fact) laws and bills of attainder. The Dims know this, but they don’t care. They know that they will have at least four votes in their favor on the Supreme Court, assuming that anti-Constitutionalist Kagan is confirmed to join anti-Constitutionalists Ginsburg, Breyer, and anti-Constitutionalist racist Sotomayor.
Ain’t it interestin’ how so many colleges and universities are covering up the theses written by many top liberals? Hillary! has her thesis being blocked from public perusal by Wellesley. The Chosen One’s writings are being withheld by Haaaah-vahd. MicHELLe’s thesis was blocked by Princeton until AFTER the election because of its radicalism and racism. Now Elena Kagan’s senior thesis at Princeton, in which she praises our enemies during the Cold War and supports socialism, has been pulled back by Princeton. No wonder she called the confirmation process a “charade”. If her views are being covered up, it definitely IS a charade!
Guess who helped Bill Clinton craft the strategy to uphold Bill Clinton’s veto of the partial birth abortion ban in 1997. Yes, The Chosen One’s SCOTUS nominee supports partial birth abortion on demand.
If the GOP surrenders and allows Kagan to take a seat on the Court, it might be an advantage for conservatives on one subject. She helped craft parts of the legislation and legal strategy to support Obamacare, so she would probably have to recuse herself from any case involving Obamacare.
The Chosen One had the Midas Touch back in 2008, but since then it has turned into the Fecal Touch. Everything he does turns to….well, you get it. He is now 0-4 in campaigning for liberals in statewide elections, as his boy Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (aka Specturd) got smoked in the Democrat primary in Pennsylvania. Being a spineless turncoat didn’t work out for Arlen.
Do y’all want to see the future of America’s health care under Obamacare? Well, here is a sneak peak of what is to come. Medicare reimbursement rates are being cut by 21% two weeks from now, meaning that doctors who treat Medicare patients will be losing money with every office visit or procedure. There will be fewer and fewer docs available soon, meaning Medicare health care will in effect be RATIONED. Since Medicare is the blueprint for Obamacare…I’m just sayin’.
Is federal law enforcement out of control? Take a look at this video, supplied to us by Poll Katz e-mailer “REC” and tell us what you think.
The pro-illegal alien forces that are unionized teachers have done it again. This time, a high school student has been suspended because he took down a Mexican flag that was prominently displayed in the school in the aftermath of the new Arizona law. The flag was displayed 4 feet higher than any American flag in the building.
Is The Crawfish the only one who finds this funny? The City of El Lay, along with a host of other cities and towns in Californication, and even the state government, is all up in arms and boycotting Arizona because of their new law. Meanwhile, Section 834b of the California Penal Code states: “(a) Every law enforcement agency in California shall fully cooperate with the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service regarding any person who is arrested if he or she is suspected of being present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws. (b) With respect to any such person who is arrested, and suspected of being present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws, every law enforcement agency shall do the following: (1) Attempt to verify the legal status of such person as a citizen of the United States, an alien lawfully admitted as a permanent resident, an alien lawfully admitted for a temporary period of time or as an alien who is present in the United States in violation of immigration laws. The verification process may include, but shall not be limited to, questioning the person regarding his or her date and place of birth, and entry into the United States, and demanding documentation to indicate his or her legal status. (2) Notify the person of his or her apparent status as an alien who is present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws and inform him or her that, apart from any criminal justice proceedings, he or she must either obtain legal status or leave the United States. (3) Notify the Attorney General of California and the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service of the apparent illegal status and provide any additional information that may be requested by any other public entity. (c) Any legislative, administrative, or other action by a city, county, or other legally authorized local governmental entity with jurisdictional boundaries, or by a law enforcement agency, to prevent or limit the cooperation required by subdivision (a) is expressly prohibited.” In other words, the Arizona law mirrors the California law! Are those morons gonna boycott their own state?
The Democrats in Congress aren’t the only ones who vote or comment on bills that they have not even attempted to read. When questioned about his sharp criticism of the Arizona anti-illegal alien law, the Affirmative Action Attorney General said, “I've only made the comments that I've made on the basis of things that I've been able to glean by reading newspaper accounts, obviously, television, talking to people who are on the review panel...looking at the law.” The law is less than 20 pages long, yet he has plenty of time to comment about it but not enough time to read it, which could probably be done in the time he sits on the throne in the morning.
Homeland Security Ditz Napolitano says she wouldn’t have signed the law if she had still been Governor of Arizona, but then again she hasn’t read the bill either! Come on, folks! This bill takes less than 10 minutes to read! It isn’t like the 2700+ page Obamacare bill!
The Mexican President even took a shot at Arizona’s anti-illegal immigration law on the South Lawn of the White House. Well, if that idiot and his government weren’t filled with corruption and could actually control their own country, instead of having it run by drug lords, Mexico’s wealth of natural resources and available workforce could be turned into an economic powerhouse and the Mexicans would stay home. Fix your own damned house, Felipe! Oh, and by the way…how does YOUR country treat illegal aliens?
Ain’t it amazing how liberals are sooooo politically correct that they cannot and will not admit that Islam is at war with us? Well, whaddya expect when the President IS a muslim and his Attorney General was appointed purely because he is a leftist black man. Here is a video of Eric Holder being grilled by Representative Lamar Smith of Texas. Representative Smith is trying to get Holder to give a yes or no answer to the question of whether or not “radical Islam” had anything to do with the three most recent muslim terrorist attacks on the USA. Between this video and Holder’s not reading the Arizona law before condemning it, do we need any more proof that he is indeed the most incompetent and stooooopid person to ever hold his position?
Holder’s people are showing themselves to not only be incompetent, but incredibly poor liars. They tried to tell the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights that the case against the Black Panthers for their blatant voter intimidation in Filthadelphia is getting dropped because of “insufficient evidence”. Huh? How can there be “insufficient evidence” when the incident was captured by a reporter on video with sound?
“Barack Obama hates white people!” Imagine if a big country star had said that in response to the federal non-response to the severe flooding in Nashville. Would the reaction be the same as when Kanye West said “George W. Bush hates black people!” after the state and local authorities screwed up so badly with Katrina? Let’s see what Larry Elder has to say about it.
The Democrat state AG who hopes to take “Countrywide” Dodd’s Senate seat when Dodd retires in January has a slight problem. He’s a liar. Not only that, but he lied to the public about his military background, claiming that he was in Vietnam when he actually got multiple deferments (went to Haaah-vahd, home of liars) until in 1970 he got one of the coveted Marine Reserve positions and entered the fight…the fight to get toys for the Marine Corps Reserve Toys for Tots program. When he took the stage to supposedly apologize for a few “misstatements”, one of the guys flanking him was a KNOWN PHONY VETERAN! What a maroon.
Why in the world do people think Woody Allen is brilliant? His movies, for the most part, are awful. His private life has been really messed up. Now he says that Obama should be a dictator for a few years so he could get stuff done quickly. Can you say MO-RON?!?!?!
"Why doesn't the President go in there, nationalize an industry and get the job done for the people?” What hardcore socialist made this pronouncement? What isn’t the media ripping the guy a new one? Oh, the statement came from Chrissy “Tingly Leg” Matthews.
If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.
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