Saturday, April 3, 2010

4-3-2010 The Weekend Claw

Attention Claw readers. I’ve been pressed for time online since I left the Navy (not sitting at a desk on the computer all day anymore), so it’s taking longer for me to populate my columns with stories. I’m going to go back to posting only once per week for now. Would y’all prefer that my columns come out on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, or Thursdays? We’ll start the new schedule next week.

Also, for some reason or another, my Paul Revere’s Riders account was disabled, so I had to make a new one. The head of the Riders, RJ, doesn’t know why and even told me that his OWNER account got disabled once recently. Anyway, there’s another new address for your favorite Conservative Crustacean’s rants, and it is:

Well, it appears my original account got reactivated. It is at: and the second account might have just gone disabled. Things get curiouser and curiouser.

The muslim pirates based in Somalia give us some much-needed humor this week. It seems they spotted a large ship at night this week and decided to try to take it over under the cover of darkness. The dumb-basses didn’t realize that it was not a freighter until it was too late. They were trying to capture the frigate USS Nicholas. I believe this is the proper soundbite for this incident.

Is this the first step in the left’s march to a “New Reichstag Fire” incident that will allow them to make a violent crackdown and suspend the Constitution? Most state Governors have received message from the “Guardians of the Free Republics” telling them to leave office within 3 days or they will get removed. The Guardians are an actual group with links to Ron Paul, but are they actually the ones sending those messages or are Obama’s minions doing it posing as the Guardians? We already know that all Tea Party protests from now on will have union thugs and other Obots posing as Tea Party folks while behaving badly, throwing eggs, shouting profanities, shouting threats, and shouting racist terms. The FBI, under the direction of the Affirmative Action Attorney General said that the letters “may encourage violence”, which is exactly what the leftists want.

Who knew that Dan Calabrese of North Star National was a part of General Palin’s plan to cause a violent revolution across America?

I’m not sayin’ that the lefties in the EPA are hypocrites or anything, but when stories like this one come out, we can clearly see that they don’t care about the environment. They only care about their own power, privilege, and controlling the Great Unwashed. In other words, they’re exactly like the folks who are foisting Obamacare upon us.

Representative Emanuel Cleaver was one of the Democrat Congresscritters who was supposedly spit upon before the Obamacare vote. He seems to be backing away from those claims, since there’s video of almost his entire walk and no such incident is on tape.

Just when you think liberals can’t get any dumber, along comes an obvious product of the teachers unions and public schools. Representative Hank Johnson represents the 4th Congressional District in Georgia, which is 53.5% black, was formerly represented by extreme moonbat Cynthia McKinney, and includes much of the metro Atlanta area. Here he is questioning a Navy Admiral regarding the proposals to move our Marines from bases on the island of Okinawa to the American territory of Guam. The moron believes that the additional population on the island will cause the ISLAND to tip over and capsize! The Crawfish would never have believed it until I saw the video. I’ve heard more intelligent conversations from crackheads. And to think that the people of Atlanta wonder why the rest of the nation considers them to be the biggest collection of dumb-basses in the nation. They make Ray “School bus Chocolate City” Nagin look brilliant.

Representative Phil Hare (D-Corruptionois) actually said “I don’t care about the Constitution” when questioned about the Constitutionality of Obamacare. He also believes that the phrase “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” is part of the Constitution.

The leftists are touting the newest employment numbers which show 162,000 jobs added in March, but let’s look at the facts. The number was predicted to be 190,000, so they failed there. 48,000 of those jobs were temporary Census worker jobs and another 40,000 were with temp agencies. The unemployment rate remains at 9.7%, and the underemployment rate actually ROSE.

The ranch murder featured in my previous column is now a major part of the GOP Senatorial primary campaign in Arizona, where open-borders RINO John “I support amnesty” McLame is being challenged by former Congressman J.D. Hayworth.

Even Linda Chavez is now calling for Michael Steele to be replaced as RNC Chairman before the 2010 election cycle kicks into high gear. Steele talked a good game while filling the post of Lieutenant Governor in Maryland, and while running for the Senate seat in that state, but he has been a centrist elitist since taking over the RNC job. Too bad Lee Atwater is dead and Haley Barbour is running Mississippi.

General McChrystal is demanding a Spartan lifestyle for coalition military personnel serving in Afghanistan. He’s kicking out the American food outlets such as DQ, Taco Hell, Popeye’s, TGIF, Subway, Pizza Slut, Orange Julius, and BK. He’s also closing the Harley-Davidson dealership and not allowing first run movies anymore. Does this idjut believe that low morale is essential for military performance?

Do any of you believe that the Census is NOT a political event? If it was NOT politics, then why would Barack Obama lie when it comes to the racial questions on the Census? He denied his white heritage entirely.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

The Constitution of the United States


  1. The Somalian pirates! Ha ha! That was almost like a scene from the Muppets Treasure Island.
    Hare said what most of the politicians are thinking.
    The best part about Johnson's comments about Guam capsizing, was the Admiral's response of not forseeing a problem.
    I wonder how fast the WH will come out with some lame excuse for Barry disowning his white heritage?
    Wasn't he supposed to be the post racial POTUS???
    He did say in one of his books that Malcom 10's comments about wanting to purge the white blood from his body was what he identified with.

    Wed. would be a good day to post to your blog. It'd be nice for the middle of the week.

    A lot of good articles Craw!!

  2. B-mom,
    since I never read his ghost-written books, I've never seen the quote about purging the white blood. Could ya send a link?

    That Admiral's response was perfect. If it had been a Marine General, the response would have been a great big "WTF???"

  3. This is a passage from "Dreams From My Father".
    I'm not sure what page it's on.

    "Only Malcolm X’s autobiography seemed to offer something different. His repeated acts of self-creation spoke to me; the blunt poetry of his words, his unadorned insistence on respect, promised a new and uncompromising order, martial in its discipline, forged through sheer force of will. All the other stuff, the talk of blue-eyed devils and apocalypse, was incidental to that program, I decided, religious baggage that Malcolm himself seemed to have safely abandoned toward the end of his life. And yet, even as I imagined myself following Malcolm’s call, one line in the book stayed me. He spoke of a wish he’d once had, the wish that the white blood that ran through him, there by an act of violence, might somehow be expunged. I knew that, for Malcolm, that wish would never be incidental. I knew as well that traveling down the road to self-respect my own white blood would never recede into mere abstraction. I was left to wonder what else I would be severing if and when I left my mother and my grandparents at some uncharted border."

    To me this seems to be saying he wants to sever himself from his white blood.

    This is a link that has portions of Obama's book in audio form mixed in with interviews.

    His books are so poorly written. Pedestrian.
    In "The Audacity of Hope" he really lets his hatred for Republicans and anything that goes against his political views show.
    If anyone in the mainstream media had let any of this out before the election, he would never have won.

  4. Oh, he still would have won. They would have explained it away like they did Rev. Wrong, and McLame would have refused to make it any kind of issue.

  5. Can’t see the point of removing the amenities for the troops. And I don’t buy the logistics argument...that’s a load of crap. I don’t pretend to know better than the CC in Afghanistan, but this just doesn’t check.

  6. I'll cast my vote for Wednesday, Craw. Be good to have something else to forward to on "hump" day.

  7. Tim,
    maybe the muzzies were offended by the baby back PORK ribs at TGIF and the HAM & swiss sammiches at Subway.

  8. Nice Claw Mudbug. I got some spice for ya. First off the link to the Emanuel Cleaver story is the wrong link. Hank Johnson, what an idiot. You know they keep a B1 and a B2 at Andersen on Guam? Look close on Google maps and you too can see a Spirit. There was no box that said Racist/Marxist to check...
    I like to eat my claw on the hump.

  9. Hard to believe it is Easter already. Okey doke,here goes... ANY day you post the excursion into blogging excellence is good with me.A)Hmmm... Revere has THitis? Cooties??B)THIS is funny!mwahahahahahaha HEY,Somali pirates: HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!! bwahahahahahahahahahaha.C)Since Obama and the rest of the dhimmis KNOW their screwing up the country has an expiration date of Nov.2,I would not be a bit surprized to see their fingerprints all over this.Gotta get them proles in line,you know. Not surprized,either,at the idiotess Granholm getting one.D) That's funny. I LIKE the plan!E) Scaroooow this bunch. Damnable hypocrites,all.F)Of course not. IF he DID get spit on,it was DESERVED and most likely done by an SEIU goon.G) Here it is,the "I Got Him".I've heard of cow-tipping,but ISLAND tipping?? Hey,ASSHAT,HOW in the HELL do you tip an ENTIRE island? Holy Fukkin Shit,Batman,HOW do YOU,Rep.Johnson,DRAW BREATH without instruction? And to YOU MORONS who elected this brainless twit,SHAME ON ALL YOU.YOU are dumber than HE is. And judging by THIS,THAT would be a hard thing to do. Good frigging grief,people. H) It is obvious ol'Hare-brained has NO clue,nor does he care to,about the Constitution.See G).I)OF COURSE the numbers are skewed. They ARE liberals.Liberals lie. Any questions??J)Sent Hayworth some cash. ANYTHING I can do to help send John down in flames.Along with ANY dickweed who thinks like him.K) ANY one could do what Steele-ing is doing. Hell,I'd run it.Along with you,Nee,BrianR,Gunny,Jim,buck,Anne,et al.L) Sounds as if McChrystal has been hanging around Obama and the food police too long. I'd bet this DID NOT come from his brain.M) Does this S O B do ANYTHING that has not a political tone? H.J.C., a SIMPLE thing,counting people,and THIS government can screw it up SO badly.We received a letter saying we'd get a form here at the trailer park,for the site we TEMPORARILY are at,all our mail is supposed to be forwarded here from home,we NEVER got a form for here OR our ACTUAL home.COOL! I ain't counted,I must not have to PAY TAXES!!! Win-win for Clyde!! OK,all,have a happy Easter. C ya next exciting edition.

  10. Jim,
    Now how'd that story get in my Cleaver paragraph? Now I need to see if I can find the story that I meant to put there. Drat.

    The only B2 crash so far happened at Andersen. If Guam didn't tip over from the weight of the people and equipment there during the battle and after we turned it into a major base...well, it is an island, not a ship.

  11. Clyde,
    a) it's not Paul Revere's Riders that has the problem. That site is hosted by NING.
    b) buncha dumb-basses
    c) Ron Paul may not be conventional, but is this group was looking to overthrow the gummint violently, he would not endorse tham.
    d) I'd gladly salute her!
    e) Their rules are only for the little people
    f) An SEIU thug posing as a Tea Partier.
    g) Moronic Afreakans of Atlanta. They did elect Cynthia a few times.
    h) The left is trying to marginalize the Constitution at every opportunity.
    i) Spin, lie, spin, lie, repeat continually
    j) Arizonans and Americans deserve much better
    k) I'd do the job for 2/3 the pay and would be more effective
    l) As if MREs are more satisfying than a 5...5 dollar...5 dollar footlong!
    m) I'm disappointed that they only allow one tribe name to be used this time. Last go 'round, Mrs. Crawfish listed 5 or 6 tribes for herself and kid #1, and they were all backed up with her family geneology if necessary.

  12. Happy Easter to you and yours, Craw! Whatever day works best for you as you always publish a good read!

    prezbo, Michael Steele and the Somali pirates all have one thing in common! None is quite ready for prime time! Steele was the RNCs answer to hopeychangey. Working out just fine! Chartered flights to Hawaii, among others! The pirates just can`t help it, no cable access to Sesame Street or something. prezbo`s admin just petitioned a Circuit Court to continue race based admissions at Texas universities for another 25 years. Also, why does the CBC make such a big deal out of a so-called racist slur, the N-WOID!, when almost every rap song "sung" by their own constiuents, shouts it repeatedly, ad nauseum, with lots of bass and high volume? Roger Simon wrote an interesting article at Pajama`s Media about prezbo -- Roger is starting to become concerned for prezbo`s psychological health. Nothing we have not been aware of for over three years! I told my husband I think prezbo will get bored or overworked or get "sick" before the end of his term. Poor boy!

  13. Dawn,
    The Chosen One won't leave the job voluntarily. He loves the attention and the power too much.

    The pirates' cable access obviously doesn't have History Channel or Military Channel, otherwise they'd know what a friggin' frigate looks like!

  14. Crawfish,

    I think McCrystal is doing the right thing. We had none of that in the Gulf in 90/91. They had an R&R camp but nothing up front. It's hard to PT in that environment and the troops can get fat and sloppy there. Make it a treat to "R&R" at vice allowing them to bilk the troops. The chowhall turns out good food and they don't have to spend their money to eat there.

  15. 1. I'm not sure why they bothered taking the pirates prisoner. Should've blown 'em out of the water and continued, " you were, sailor."

    2. Possibly want to shut down tea party demonstrations because they, "might" be sources of violence. Never mind all the leftist "demonstrations" (riots) of the 60's.

    3. Palin is NO conservative. She ran with one of the most liberal RINOs in DC, she is pro amnesty, and she endorses McCain over Hayworth. No matter apologists might say she "owes" McCain. A true conservative would put the country ahead of personal debts. She has endorsed a cap and trade pro amnesty RINO over a true conservative.

    4. Cleaver got spit on. Hillary "spiraled down" through anti aircraft fire and ran through sniper fire to the hanger. Bubba did The entire democrat party has metamorphed into the Entitlement Party. Their constituents will believe whatever they say..... Just so long as they keep send them more of your money...

    5. Hank Johnson. Emanuel Cleaver. Sheila Jackson Lee. Maxine Watters. Phil Hare. Nancy Pelosi. Barbara Boxer. ... Is there a pattern here?????

    6. Krentz. If nothing else his death illuminates the hypocracy of McCain. Asking Napolitano to send troops to the border (unarmed, I presume) now. Once again I refer to (3) vis Palin.

    7. Michael Steel is the RINOs grip in the Republican Party. I think he should go, too.

    8. Oh, my! NO DQ in the combat zone? NO Harley Davidson dealership?? No Mickey-D's???? WHAT KIND OF A WAR ZONE IS THIS, ANYWAY???? C'mon, C-Fish!

    9. Obama denied his white side? No! Hey! EVERYBODY check Afro-Am. Screw up the gerrymandering congressional districts next time.

  16. It's funny that the media has never called Obama out on his racist views towards his white ancestors, or the fact his white Grandma took care of him when his black/arab father deserted him.

    It's sad that these folks ok racism towards anybody of a white skin color. I'm sure MLK would be quite ticked off.

  17. Gunny,
    I believe the situation is a bit different from Iraq, where the front line was literally everywhere except (sometimes) the Green Zone.

    But...if you say so, I'll defer to your been-there-done-that judgement.

  18. Buck,
    1) "Helmsman, ramming speed!"
    2) Or the WTO protests, or...
    3) She's more of a conservative than most of the GOP pols.
    4) Do the Dems EVER tell the truth?
    5) Dumb-bass is as dumb-bass votes!
    6) She was keeping her word regarding McLame, which I can respect. If he had not picked her, she wouldn't have this platform. If Hayworth was running against any other RINO, she'd be backing him.
    7) Update on Steele...he's claiming opposition to HIM is race-based. Who does he think he is? Obama?
    8) Think Saigon during Vietnam, Paris during WW2 (post liberation), Tokyo during Korea...
    9) All districts should be divided by major streets, waterways, county lines, and such. The twisting and turning of modern districts is complete bovine excrement

  19. You gotta be kidding,.
    A once in 6 months trip to one of those exotic places vis everyday Mickey D's, Sonic, etc???

  20. Buck,
    those restaurants ain't all over A-stan...just in the biggest base camps like around Kabul.

  21. C'mon, Sailor, I've had it.
    I mean they have effin' BEAUTY SHOPS on the big carriers!
    Mickey D's and Starbucks in the compound...
    I can't get used to it.
    Ain't the same military. Can they go to war without a creme latte?????

  22. Buck,
    just look at today's utes. They are psychologically damaged if they have to go more than a day without an iPod and Facebook.

  23. Those guys on that frigate are in BIG trouble. When a misunderstood victim of colonialism points a weapon at you you are supposed to surrender and then wait for negotiations where Hillary Clinton's screeching voice becomes so obnoxious to those poor pirates that they mark down the ransom to an affordable figure.All those years in the Navy under Warmonger Bush has given you the wrong idea about our meals on keels Navy.


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