Attention Claw readers. I’ve been pressed for time online since I left the Navy (not sitting at a desk on the computer all day anymore), so it’s taking longer for me to populate my columns with stories. I’m going to go back to posting only once per week for now. Would y’all prefer that my columns come out on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, or Thursdays? We’ll start the new schedule next week.
Also, for some reason or another, my Paul Revere’s Riders account was disabled, so I had to make a new one. The head of the Riders, RJ, doesn’t know why and even told me that his OWNER account got disabled once recently. Anyway, there’s another new address for your favorite Conservative Crustacean’s rants, and it is: http://paul-reveres-riders.ning.com/profile/CrawfishTwo
Well, it appears my original account got reactivated. It is at: http://paul-reveres-riders.ning.com/profile/TheCrawfish and the second account might have just gone disabled. Things get curiouser and curiouser.
The muslim pirates based in Somalia give us some much-needed humor this week. It seems they spotted a large ship at night this week and decided to try to take it over under the cover of darkness. The dumb-basses didn’t realize that it was not a freighter until it was too late. They were trying to capture the frigate USS Nicholas. I believe this is the proper soundbite for this incident.
Is this the first step in the left’s march to a “New Reichstag Fire” incident that will allow them to make a violent crackdown and suspend the Constitution? Most state Governors have received message from the “Guardians of the Free Republics” telling them to leave office within 3 days or they will get removed. The Guardians are an actual group with links to Ron Paul, but are they actually the ones sending those messages or are Obama’s minions doing it posing as the Guardians? We already know that all Tea Party protests from now on will have union thugs and other Obots posing as Tea Party folks while behaving badly, throwing eggs, shouting profanities, shouting threats, and shouting racist terms. The FBI, under the direction of the Affirmative Action Attorney General said that the letters “may encourage violence”, which is exactly what the leftists want.
Who knew that Dan Calabrese of North Star National was a part of General Palin’s plan to cause a violent revolution across America?
I’m not sayin’ that the lefties in the EPA are hypocrites or anything, but when stories like this one come out, we can clearly see that they don’t care about the environment. They only care about their own power, privilege, and controlling the Great Unwashed. In other words, they’re exactly like the folks who are foisting Obamacare upon us.
Representative Emanuel Cleaver was one of the Democrat Congresscritters who was supposedly spit upon before the Obamacare vote. He seems to be backing away from those claims, since there’s video of almost his entire walk and no such incident is on tape.
Just when you think liberals can’t get any dumber, along comes an obvious product of the teachers unions and public schools. Representative Hank Johnson represents the 4th Congressional District in Georgia, which is 53.5% black, was formerly represented by extreme moonbat Cynthia McKinney, and includes much of the metro Atlanta area. Here he is questioning a Navy Admiral regarding the proposals to move our Marines from bases on the island of Okinawa to the American territory of Guam. The moron believes that the additional population on the island will cause the ISLAND to tip over and capsize! The Crawfish would never have believed it until I saw the video. I’ve heard more intelligent conversations from crackheads. And to think that the people of Atlanta wonder why the rest of the nation considers them to be the biggest collection of dumb-basses in the nation. They make Ray “School bus Chocolate City” Nagin look brilliant.
Representative Phil Hare (D-Corruptionois) actually said “I don’t care about the Constitution” when questioned about the Constitutionality of Obamacare. He also believes that the phrase “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” is part of the Constitution.
The leftists are touting the newest employment numbers which show 162,000 jobs added in March, but let’s look at the facts. The number was predicted to be 190,000, so they failed there. 48,000 of those jobs were temporary Census worker jobs and another 40,000 were with temp agencies. The unemployment rate remains at 9.7%, and the underemployment rate actually ROSE.
The ranch murder featured in my previous column is now a major part of the GOP Senatorial primary campaign in Arizona, where open-borders RINO John “I support amnesty” McLame is being challenged by former Congressman J.D. Hayworth.
Even Linda Chavez is now calling for Michael Steele to be replaced as RNC Chairman before the 2010 election cycle kicks into high gear. Steele talked a good game while filling the post of Lieutenant Governor in Maryland, and while running for the Senate seat in that state, but he has been a centrist elitist since taking over the RNC job. Too bad Lee Atwater is dead and Haley Barbour is running Mississippi.
General McChrystal is demanding a Spartan lifestyle for coalition military personnel serving in Afghanistan. He’s kicking out the American food outlets such as DQ, Taco Hell, Popeye’s, TGIF, Subway, Pizza Slut, Orange Julius, and BK. He’s also closing the Harley-Davidson dealership and not allowing first run movies anymore. Does this idjut believe that low morale is essential for military performance?
Do any of you believe that the Census is NOT a political event? If it was NOT politics, then why would Barack Obama lie when it comes to the racial questions on the Census? He denied his white heritage entirely.
If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.
"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley
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