10-27-2010 The Weekly Claw

This year the N’awlins Saints won the Super Bowl, and tonight the Texas Rangers open play in the World Series. Satan is trying on ice skates.

National Public Radio, that left-wing propaganda outlet paid for by OUR tax dollars, fired longtime senior news analyst Juan Williams because he dared to publicly notice that Islam is connected to terrorism and jihad. If you stray one little bit from the state-approved stance, you get canned. THAT is what the liberal media calls “fair and balanced.” The Crawfish hopes that Fox News gives Juan his own show now, in addition to his normal Fox News gigs on “Fox News Sunday”, “The O’Reilly Factor”, and “Special Report with Bret Baier.”

The left loves to say how the Tea Party and all conservatives are racists, but this year there are a number of fine black conservatives running for Congress, including Lt Col Alan West in Florida. Another is former Marine Charles Lollar, who is running against Nancy Pelosi’s deputy, Steny Hoyer. Hoyer got whipped in a candidate forum, and in response he told Lollar that he was “coming after” him, then punched him in the back twice. Lollar, being a gentleman and a Marine, refused to take the bait, but a reporter saw it and asked him about the incident in a press conference afterwards. That part comes at about 4:55 in the video. Liberals are cowards when they are getting beat.

When she assumed the throne in the House in 2007, Red Nanny P-Lousy vowed “no new deficit spending!” In the 3.75 years that have followed that statement, the federal debt has increased by $5,000,000,000,000.00 and is still growing because of deficit spending. Remember that ALL spending bills have to originate in the House. Is it any real shock that a top Democrat would be an anti-Constitutional LIAR????

How does Dingy Harry plan on remaining the Senate Majority Leader? By rigging the election, of course! The voting machines in question are professionally maintained by the purple-shirted members of the SEIU, so everything HAS to be on the up-and-up, right? Reid’s camp is even offering free food at voter turnout events, and the teacher unions are adding gift cards to the rewards for voting Democratic there. Yes, they are rigging the votes and bribing voters, but who is gonna stop them? The Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department?

I’m not saying that the Chicago Way is up to no good, but there are big glitches with the Corruptionois vote-by-mail system. Is the system having a hard time mailing ballots to cemeteries?

Holder’s Injustice Department has received a formal request to investigate Senator Babs Boxer (D-Californication) regarding a mansion she owns, and why it is not listed on her financial disclosure reports as required by law. I’m guessing that this request will be still sitting in the inbox when Holder is removed from office in 2013.

When George W. Bush led us into Iraq in 2003, he did so on the premise of weapons of mass destruction being hidden by Saddam’s regime. While the actual reason should have been the multiple violations of the 1991 cease fire accords, which required us to reform the coalition and remove Saddam’s government from power if he broke the terms, the WMD argument has been held up by the anti-Americans of the world (and the anti-Americans of the American left) as a great red herring, showing that Bush was just an eeeeevillll warmonger. Unfortunately, there is now evidence, courtesy of Wikileaks, that there were indeed stockpiles of chemical weapons and many chemical weapon laboratories in Iraq when we invaded. Where’s THAT headline in the Noo Yawk Slimes?

How many times do we have to point out to the pinheads at the American Communist Liberties Union and the liberal judges of the nation that the First Amendment’s “establishment clause” does not apply to a local city council? “CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW respecting an establishment of religion” does not preclude the Point Pleasant Beach Borough Council from reciting the Lord’s Prayer at the beginning of their meetings. They are not Congress. Why is this concept so hard for the left to understand?

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States