Wednesday, November 3, 2010

11-3-2010 The Weekly Claw

Today’s column will be a short one, as I have tossed out all of the crazy pre-election stuff, with one exception. That leaves only one other big item. I’m sorry to say that the Texas Rangers lost the World Series to the Pelosi Giants. It was the best season ever for the Rangers, and we’re proud of ‘em.

The only pre-election stuff that I’ll bother y’all with is more proof, as if any was needed, that Nancy Pelosi is completely delusional and unfit for governmental service. On Tuesday, the Socialist Queen of the House actually said that the Democrats were going to retain their majority in the House. Yep, the botox finally took over that last functioning brain cell. That prediction could only have come true if there had been even more massive vote fraud than we saw in Nevada.

One thing’s for certain. The people of California have proved their stooooopidity in re-electing Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown.

The Crawfish came upon this accident scene on Monday night. It seems that the 18-year old boy was having an argument with his 20-year old girlfriend. Talk about a dumb-bass. At least we don’t have to worry about him polluting the gene pool.

Yes, that’s all for now. Get out there and celebrate the victories of 2010, but let us all vow to hold the GOP’s feet to the fire. They must abide by the Constitution and do everything possible to reverse Obamunism, or we’ll vote their sorry butts out as well. VIVA TEA PARTIES!!!!!

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States


  1. San Fran Nan-the SHORTEST term of ANY House speaker. She was there WAY too long if you ask me. Sorry about the Rangers going down. That would have been sweet to see them take it. One positive aspect to the SUV story. At least we won't have his genetics running around.Another Obama voter bites the dust!Or,in this case,asphalt. A short,sweet steamer,sir. C ya.

  2. Prior to the 11/02/10 election, Mississippi had 3 Dumbocrap representatives and 1 GOP representative to the US Congress. After the election we now have 1 Dumbocrap representative and 3 GOP representatives. I have worked very hard on helping this change since April of this year. And I wish we could have gotten rid of Bennie Thompson (the sole remaining Dumbocrap). However, the 4 districts will be re-drawn in 2011. Perhaps this will do the trick.

    Good-bye Red Nancy!

  3. Stepped out of his SUV?
    Oh, well. Just proves Mexifornia doesn't have ALL of the idiots. He probably moved to Ft Worth from Austin. Or Houston....

  4. Careful Bro,

    CAIR might come after you for posting that qute from Adams, which I agree with of course!

  5. BTW, LIKE the new look. Figures a squid would use water in his background! HAHA!

  6. Hopefully, most of the republicans will keep to their word to stop the left's agenda. The RINOS are already up in arms saying it was the tea parties fault that not enough republicans were voted in....

    We gave a message to the liberal dems, now lets flush out the liberal republicans.

  7. Clyde,
    the shortest and one of the most destructive to our nation

  8. Ghost,
    we won a LOT of Governorships and state legislative bodies, which means the Congressional redistricting is in our hands. Time to wrap up all of each state's liberals into a small number of districts where they can win every election with 90% of the vote, while the conservatives own the rest of the state.

  9. Buck,
    he was an 18-year old mezzican with (apparently) an IQ around room temperature. No big loss.

  10. Gunny,
    I WAS on their watch list many moons ago. I need to regain that honor!

    It was the only background I saw that fit any of my multiple personalities.

  11. Eric,
    it is the Tea Party folks' fault that so many Dems were voted OUT!

  12. Hasta la VISTA "Nanny" deaerst!!!!please let the DOOR hit you on your way OUWWWT!Yes, Craw it is BACKBONE time. We are watching this new management and taking NOTES!!


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