Wednesday, October 20, 2010

10-20-2010 The Weekly Claw

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It is coming down to the wire. In thirteen days, We The People will deliver a foreclosure notice on Nancy Pelosi’s House.

First Wisconsin (“We have CHEESE!”), then Noo Yawk, and now Corruptionois. Yet another state that is dominated by corrupt left wing extremists who hate the Constitution and those who defend it, especially the military, has willfully broken federal election laws by not mailing out overseas military ballots on time. It is becoming quite clear that the Democrats are intentionally suppressing the military vote in 2010. Are they also INCREASING the vote count among the dead and non-existent in those same states, as per usual? Why is this not front page news? Where is the GOP, and why are they not screaming about this from every rooftop?

Speaking of corruption, check out this article regarding Senate Majority Leader (not for long) Dingy Harry Reid. It seems that pay-for-play politics is still alive in the most ethical Congress in history.

The unionized teachers from the public schools in Cincinnati are helping their masters. They are taking high school seniors out to vote, and then to get ice cream. The seniors are given sample ballots to prepare themselves, and those ballots have the actual positions and candidate names. Well, not exactly. They have all of the Democrats listed, but no Republicans.

Michelle Obama is also getting into the act when it comes to violating election laws. She was soliciting votes at a polling place after casting her early ballot. An official with the Corruptionois State Board of Elections said, “You kind of have to drop the standard for the first lady, right? I mean, she's pretty well liked and probably doesn't know what she's doing.” I’m not quite sure where to go on that comment. She knew that she was pushing for votes at a polling place, which is illegal in almost every state. They both know what they are doing in trying to destroy our nation. They know what they’re doing in using taxpayer dollars for every single perk and vacation that they can think of. She knew what she was doing when she had a “job” at an Illinois hospital that paid her over $200,000.00 per year because she was “vital”, but the “job” was never filled when she left it. MicHELLe doesn’t know what she’s doing only when she wears $400 shoes to help out at a food bank. Besides, the part of the comment about dropping the standard does kinda violate that whole “equal protection under the law” thingy that the Democrats use to promote homosexual marriage and such, doesn’t it?

Her Majesty not only believes the law is just for the little people, she believes her own pronouncements are for them as well. She has been on a jihad against McDonalds and all fatty foods lately, but when she goes out to eat, she orders herself a double burger and fries. I’m sure that there’s no fat in them at all, right? The ruling class gets whatever they want. Do y’all see why I occasionally refer to her as Michelle Antoinette?

All The Crawfish can say to this article is, too bad he didn’t. No Great Society entitlement programs. Possibly no escalation in Vietnam. No stain upon the Great State of Texas.

The racists at the NAACP have released a 94-page report that claims (insert trumpet fanfare here) that the tea party movement has a bunch of racism attached to it. This comes from a group that has racism in its name and has racist groups as allies (Congressional BLACK Caucus, La Raza, National Urban League, Black Chamber of Commerce, Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, LULAC…).

At times, we must wonder if there is such a thing as a real Republican in the northeastern US. Judd Gregg is supposedly a Republican Senator from New Hampshire, but instead of repealing or defunding Obamacare, his preference is just simply to “restructure” it. Listen up, ya liberal RINO mo-ron. If something is in opposition to the Constitution, it must be repealed.

Why is it that Angela Merkel can see that multi-culturalism only destroys a national identity, but nobody in America can figure it out? In Germany, the people should all speak German and all television, radio, newspapers, and billboards should be in German. In the USA, they should all be in English. What’s so hard to understand? All that multi-culturalism has achieved in Europe is a large muslim minority that is poised to become the majority throughout the continent in the next 50 years. That will mean the end of Europe and the beginning of the European Caliphate under Sharia.

Ruh-roh, Raggy! Some folks in Virginny are upset because a bit of politically-incorrect history managed to get into 4th grade textbooks. Admitting that a lot of free blacks fought in the Confederate Army is something that needs to remain a deep, dark secret.

Now wait justa second here. The Constitution says that the President is the Commander in Chief of the military, not the judiciary. So why is a judge allowed to impose his will upon the military when it comes to allowing heterophobes to serve? Besides, homosexual activity is still a violation of Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, and is grounds for a Court Martial and expulsion from the military no matter what that federal court judge has to say.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States


  1. Michelle my bell is like the rest of those ruling class hypocrites... You live like I say you live, while I'll enjoy everything I say is wrong.

    Al Gore is a professional in that department.

  2. Good stuff. Mr.Blaine COULD have saved us a LOT of trouble.

  3. 1. So they refuse to prosecute the black panthers for voter intimidation where they were trying to drive white voters away but at the same time they refuse to do anything about the First Wookie solicitiung votes at the polling place... So what would they have done had a White Supremest group stood outside a polling place brandishing clubs and if Sarah Palin had solicited votes within 100 feet of a polling place???

    2. Those folks actually want a medieval caste system. They have been agitating for it ever since we ran the Brits out. Michelle actually believes she should be able to eat $100 Kobe beef while telling you not to eat McDonalds. These people would pass legislation prohibiting you from eating hamburgers if they could get the votes... Much like the serf who was lucky to get a little meat two or three times a year while the lord of the manor dined on it every night. And that's what they'd like here now.

    3. LBJ's face went white from fear. Not of being shot but when he saw the .45 pointed directly at him he figured he'd been found out and was either (A) under arrest for conspiracy; or (B) was going to be shot "accidently" for his clandestine involvement....

    4. So tell me just why is it that they fought long and hard for years for integration and acceptance into white society; but as soon as they gain acceptance, they segregate themselves from society i.e. Miss Black America, Congressional Black Caucus, etc??

    5. I am kinda wondering when sanity will take over and tell muslims, "Enough!" Pope...Clemente... I think finally put the church in opposition to the early attempts to islamitise Europe. Sooner or later something has to be done to oppose the PC b.s. and see a radical religion for what it is... a radical religion.

    6. I say let's repeal the UCMJ and revert back to the ol' Rocks and Shoals. Homosexuality back then resulted in 30 years in the Portsmouth Brig and then a kick.

  4. Eric,
    they are taking it to new EXTREEEEEEEEEMES!

  5. Clyde,
    history is full of unfortunate events.

  6. Buck,
    1) They'd have been arrested, beaten down, and prosecuted the next day.
    2) They want us to say....THANKYA MASSA!
    3) Oh crap...they found out already?????
    4) Like Orwell's "Animal Farm"....some pigs are more equal than others.
    5) My wife's lineage traces directly to Charles Martel.....
    6) And discipline was handled behind the line shack.....


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