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The Messiah Complex that The Chosen One has developed is really getting out of control. First he announces that he will wait until the final day to make his triumphant arrival at the Copenhagen Global Scam Summit in order to save the day at the last moment. Then he turns around and says he will travel to Crapitol Hill and save the Senate’s Obamacare bill. His Midas Touch seems to turn good things into matter to be flushed.
Senator Reid has taken his defense of Glo-Bull Warming’s religion to a new low. He compared the people who refuse to believe in tate proven fraud to the people who supported slavery. If he follows the typical Democrat playbook, the next comparison will be to Hitler. The proper comparison would be to Galileo. Then again, The Crawfish reminds Dingy Harry that it was the Democratic Party that supported slavery, and which party was it that opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964? Oh yeah, the Democrats. Who tried to filibuster the Civil Rights Act of 1957? Uh…Democrats. Is there a party that has as one of its senior leaders a Klansman? Yepper, that’d be the Dems as well. People of Nevada, take note of this and retire that fool this coming November.
If anybody really wants to see how much of a hoax Glo-Bull Warming is, you can notice how the polar ice caps on Mars were decreasing in the 1990s along with our own, even though there are no SUVs, coal-fired power plants, or heavy industry on Mars, or you can check out the four big holes in the theory as presented by John Hawkins.
The liberals are again showing themselves to be completely intolerant of dissent, something they accuse the GOP and America’s conservatives of being. Tom Donahue is the CEO of the US Chamber of Commerce, and is considered a heretic by the Church of Glo-Bull Warming. Since he is such an evil guy, a network of activist groups has issued a $200,000.00 bounty on him for the crime of being an unbeliever. Imagine the outcry if a conservative group put a bounty on a liberal.
How many of y’all remember the New Ice Age panic of the mid-70s? Remember that scientists who live off of gummint grants will make their research findings show exactly what their sugar daddies want to see.
As all of the acolytes of the Fraudulent Religion of Glo-Bull Warming descend upon Copenhagen, or as it will be known when The Chosen One arrives, Hopenhagen, the folks who are monitoring the event have figured out that the carbon footprint of the conference alone is equal to that of 60 nations COMBINED! Oh, and the Danes are hiding a little secret within their claims of being a fairly green nation. When they figure their own carbon footprint, they exclude one of their biggest industries, shipping. Can you say “busted”?
Lemme see if I’ve got this right. The envirowackos and the liberals (sorry for the repeat) want more trees and other plants (smokable?) on earth. Carbon dioxide is necessary for plant growth. The Obama Administration is now declaring carbon dioxide to be a dangerous gas. Sorry, but if you want to green the planet, you need carbon dioxide. Every 5th grade life sciences student knows that! The socialists in our government just want another tool with which they can control our lives and businesses. They will make exceptions to the regulatory laws for anything owned or operated by the government or their liberal friends, so when private industry is destroyed and replaced by Soviet-style state-owned industry those emissions won’t matter.
If you don’t believe that there is a serious threat from the extreme left via “climate change” then you really do need to open your eyes. Regulation, not legislation, is the preferred manner of marxist-socialist takeover of our nation. So sayeth Carol Browner of the EPA, failed environmental czar Van Jones, and regulatory czar Cass Sunstein. Elections have consequences, folks. The media and the leeches of society have foisted this bunch upon us. It may take decades to dig ourselves out of the mess that they’re going to push through. This Administration HOPES to CHANGE our nation from a free Constitutional republic to a socialist dictatorship.
The Republican gubernatorial primary race in Texas is really a microcosm of the debate within the GOP. Does the party embrace conservatism, which wins every time it is used, or does it go squishy moderate and remain Democrat-lite?
The legal department in the White House and the Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department are in a pot of hot water regarding the New Black Panthers voter intimidation case. The DOJ is not allowing personnel to testify before the US Commission on Civil Rights after they have been legally subpoenaed, because of internal regulations put in place in 1951. Yes, internal regulations trump legal subpoenas, according to Eric Holder. DOJ personnel who have been before Congress have flat out lied about the case, and the DOJ has stonewalled further Congressional investigations. Folks, this is making Janet Reno look good! On top of all that, two of the White House Counsels and the top Deputy Attorney General have resigned in less than one month. Is this going to shake out as the new Watergate?
Meanwhile, a review of ACORN, paid for by ACORN, shows that while they have management problems, they have broken no laws. In related news, The Crawfish has some genuine Roswell aliens to sell ya.
What some Senators will do for a little action…sheesh! Max Baucus not only got involved with one of his staffers while he was still married, but he even nominated her for a job as US Attorney for Montana. He said that she was highly qualified for the job. Really? Her previous experience was limited to being a DEPUTY County Attorney. Isn’t this kinda like saying the defensive backs coach at Podunk High is qualified to be the next head coach at Notre Dame?
It really would be nice if Congresscritters and Senators would play by the rules. I’m not just talkin’ about abiding by the Constitution here. They can’t even follow the rules regarding freebies from lobbyists. Is it time for term limits, yet?
The White House is refusing to allow Congress to question Social Secretary Desiree Rogers concerning the intruders at the state dinner, despite the fact that it is the job of her office to verify the status of everybody coming through the door of those events. So what does this Chicago crony of the First Fashion Disaster have to say about party crashers at the White House? How about “Lots of people just come anyways, they won’t take no for an answer,” she said. “Finally I just said, ‘Alright, come on in, it’s no use kicking you out.”
The indoctrination of America’s schoolchildren continues, as schools in Missouri have found notebooks and pencils with Obama campaign slogans and symbols among the supplies delivered to them from one company.
The liberal war against Fox News continues. Mara Liasson has been appearing on “Special Report” and “Fox News Sunday” as part of the reporters’ roundtable for a decade, and she is always identified as being from National Public Radio. Well, NPR, under orders from the White House and folks like George Soros, is pressuring her to leave Fox News because that outlet shows bias. Like there’s no far-left bias at NPR.
During the campaign and throughout this year, President Obama made a lot of solemn promises regarding health care and taxes. How do his actions and the bills being put forth by the House and Senate match up with those promises? Senator Cornyn of the Great State of Texas gives us the facts.
Even when the Obama Administration uses completely false numbers to try to prove itself effective, they still fail. Recently, they claimed with great fanfare that they had “created or saved” 640,329 jobs because of the “stimulus” that they ramrodded through Congress. This number has been proven to be a lie, with many of those jobs coming from congressional districts that don’t exist or entities that count every job (plus a few) as “saved” if one person got a raise. Anyway…the average job in the US pays $59,867.00 per year (where are THOSE jobs?!?!?!), but if you divide the $157,800,000,000.00 of the “stimulus” that has been allocated so far by the 640,329 figure, the government has shelled out $246,436.00 per job. If the government had simply given out that money to the people, with each person getting the $59,867.00 average, that would have given paychecks to 2,635,842 people. So where did all of that money go? Gummint inefficiency on display.
So how exactly does President Obama plan to boost jobs in our nation and break out of the recession? He plans to “spend our way out of this recession” by throwing more of the “stimulus” money around. Let’s take a look at this proposal, shall we? We’re running the highest, by far, deficit in history. Other nations are looking to bail out of the dollar as a reserve currency because our deficit spending is devaluing it. The devaluation of the dollar is eventually going to bring us rapid inflation. Rapid inflation will cause even more jobs to be lost. The model he is using is FDR’s New Deal from the 1930s, which did nothing to break the Great Depression. The New Deal actually lengthened the Depression, which was only broken by the massive production of WW2. You don’t have to be an Ivy League-educated tax cheat to understand where this is going to lead.
On the 68th anniversary of the day that will live in infamy, it appears that one of the last mysteries of the Pearl Harbor strike has been solved.
How far will the liberal media go to destroy all boundaries of moral standards on television? Consider the ads CBS is now running supposedly to promote two “Frosty the Snowman” shows. The ads use dialogue from two CBS “comedies” that are already full of inappropriate and anti-moral material, “Two and a Half Men” and “How I Met Your Mother”, with video scenes from the Frosty cartoons. The dialogue involves strip clubs and collections of pornographic material, among other things. The networks have been doing this kind of stuff for years. First, they will introduce a formerly forbidden word in a drama series in the 10PM EST hour. After the initial uproar, that word becomes acceptable during that time slot and is used frequently. It eventually moves down the time slots to include what used to be the “family hour” at 7PM EST. Just look at how lately a term for a feminine hygiene product and a term for female dog have become regular fare in 7 or 7:30PM “comedies”. Liberals and Hollyweird (there I go repeating myself again) won’t be satisfied until all traces of morality, religion (except Islam), and decency are removed from American life.
As long as we’re getting rid of moral standards, we need to revisit Obama’s Safe Schools Czar, Kevin Jennings. This guy is simply disgusting. The sex acts that he advocates for teenagers would make madams of years gone by blush. Check out the Washington Times article yourself, but do so on an empty stomach. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what the Democrats consider to be a model citizen worth emulating.
If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.
“Demagoguery in the pursuit of bigger government is no vice. Bipartisanship in the pursuit of socialism is no virtue.” –Barry Goldwater
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