Wednesday, December 29, 2010

12-19-2010 The Weekly Claw

The staff of The Claw hopes that all of y’all had a blessed Christmas. We (okay…I) wish you a wonderful, happy, prosperous New Year.

John Kerry-Heinz has just brought to our attention one of the reasons that he lost to liberal George W. Bush. The gold-digger thinks that it would be irresponsible and a waste of the Senate’s time to actually read the 1924 page, $1,100,000,000,000.00+ omnibus budget bill. He is an idiot of the First Order. His buddy, Representative (he only represents himself, not the real people) John Conyers (Donkey-Meechiganistan) also doesn’t believe in reading the bill, stating “What good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?” This kind of arrogance is why the voters overwhelmingly voted for conservatives this year, and why this Congress has the lowest approval ratings in history. If the bill is too complex for a lawmaker to understand it, then it needs to be broken down into small parts and written in simple English, not lawyerese.

Once upon a time, His Majesty King Barack I promised that any bill that came to his desk would be posted online to be read and examined by the public for 5 days before he would sign it. Sooooooooo…why did he sign the tax compromise bill within hours of it being passed by the House? Why hasn’t the bill faced any court challenges, since the Constitution mandates that all tax bills originate in the House, when this one went through the Senate first?

So how extreme was the unholy troika of Obama-Reid-Pelosi? Consider the fact that the 111th Congress added more to our national debt than the first 100 Congresses COMBINED. That is what happens when liberals get unfettered control, and our grandchildren will pay for it if the nation is still in existence.

Glo-Bull Warming has struck Great Britain. They are reporting the coldest December since record keeping began. Has anybody heard any pronouncements from the Prophet Algoracle lately? Just in case any of you out there still believe him, here’s some more evidence of the fraud that is Glo-Bull Warming, and how the media and the leftists (sorry for repeating myself there) have been trying to hoodwink the people.

Meanwhile, Homeland Security Ditz Napolitano has created the Climate Change and Adaptation Task Force as part of her department. Its job is “identifying and assessing the impact that climate change could have on the missions and operations of the Department of Homeland Security.” Here’s some hints, ditz: If it rains, agents wear raincoats. If it snows, agents wear heavier coats. If it is muddy, agents use four-wheel drive vehicles instead of sedans. If it is hot and dry, agents drink all of the water from the jugs liberals put out to help the non-drybacks.

For those out there who still refuse to acknowledge that Barack Obama is a white-hating anti-American activist, take a look at the UN declaration that he has now signed onto. White taxpayers are now going to be forced to pay reparations to tribal Americans, and possibly give up lands which were once tribal lands. That means the ENTIRE nation for those of you who were educated by unionized teachers. Look for His Eminence to get the Useless Nations to put forth a similar declaration regarding slavery and the descendants of slaves in the near future.

In a move that is at least a century overdue, the incoming House leadership has instituted a new rule. All bills being filed with the House clerk must have their Constitutionality specifically cited, or the House clerk will not accept them. This rule would have prevented Obamacare, the GM takeover, multiple bailouts, the Community Reinvestment Act (the root cause of the credit crisis), Social Insecurity, Welfare, the amnesty bills, all of the New Deal and Great Society, and many more liberal programs that have been wrecking our nation.

For the first time in 63 years, there is no Kennedy in elected office in DC. Is there a coincidence that now the Constitution is going to be read and somewhat adhered to in the House? Those 63 years saw that document used as toilet paper by the Democratic Party and the liberal establishment wing of the GOP, including both Presidents Bush.

It is 85 pages worth, but the “Wastebook 2010” presented by Senator Tom Coburn (R-Oklahoma is OK) highlights the kind of spending by Congress that We The People have had it with.

Is it acceptable for any group to harass private citizens in their homes? Of course, the answer is no…unless that group of people happens to be a union during the reign of the SEIU and their minion, Barack Obama. Gotta love liberal thugs.

So how did the Religion of Peace observe the Christmas holidays? Well, take a look at the goings on in Nigeria, followed by more in the Philippines and this statement issued by members of that death cult. Religion of Peace my arse!

That same cult had 12 of its virgin-seekers arrested in London on terrorism charges, but Obama’s “consummate DNI” James Clapper knew nothing about it. If the Director of National Intelligence doesn’t know about major developments regarding terrorism, what does that say about the Keystone Kops that The Chosen One has put in charge of national security? Either he has purposely surrounded himself with idiots and morons in order to make HIM look smart, he wants our nation to be destroyed, or all of the above. I’m going with the third option.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money. Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth? Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!" Oliver Cromwell, 1653, on dissolving the Long Parliament (fitting for today’s Congress)

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  1. Craw,

    Good post. Hanoi Jean Francois Kerry has always been a scumbag and a traitor. Anyone who voted for the sh*tbird needs to have his/her head examined.

  2. Gunny,
    the majority of the people of Taxachusetts need mental help.

  3. 1. Hanoi John Kerry is a joke. He believes himself so superior to the average bear and trying to illustrate his superiority he just illuminates how incredibly dumb he really is.

    2. Napolitano. Good Lord! Does the entire bureaucratic government believe the American people are imbeciles? They refuse to let go of the global warming hoax because to do so would be to admit they were hoodwinked. Do they not realize to pretend global warming is real just shows them to be not only dumb but a fool also?

    3. Reparations to Indians? Hell, I thought that was what the Indian Casinos was all about. Give 'em a choice. Reparations or Casinos. What do you wanna bet which one they'd take?

    4. The only reason there is not a Kennedy in elected office is because one didn't run in Mass.

    5. "Islam is a peaceful religion." One of two statements that caused me to agree with some libs that Bush XLIII was/is pretty dumb.

  4. Buck,
    1) A gold-digger and a poser. His intellectual capabilities are a match for most 10 year olds.
    2) But it IS real....Algore SAID SO!
    3) The next declaration will be for descendants of slaves. America's blacks don't have casinos, because they'd actually have to WORK to make 'em run, so they will take reparations.
    4) Thankfully, they're dying off.
    5) Only TWO statements?

  5. The Indians are welcome to go back to living in huts and tents and dealing with rampant venereal disease and tribes going to war with each other in order to steal good land. But no on my dollar. None of us and none of them were here during the colonization of this country. Besides, they already get free membership to firing ranges and free college that would cost most of us $100,000 at top notch schools.
    Barry sees himself as the Dear Leader of the world anyway. So he'll go along with anything the one world govt. organization wants.
    Everyone is right. The next will be payoffs to blacks. As if they haven't scammed enough out of the Agriculture Dept. already.

    There's a reason we call those from Mass. "massholes".

    Well, without a Kennedy in office in DC, maybe the vision will be a little clearer.
    I know the women will certainly be safer.

  6. Crawfish:

    Re: #5... There were others but these two really stunk; (1) "...These are decent, honest people who are here to do the job no American will do." Try telling that to my face, Bush, you s.o.b. Out of High School I changed tires, installed seat covers, washed cars, mowed lawns and cleaned toilets until I joined the Navy...Just what job is it " American will do."?/
    And (2) ".Islam is a peaceful religion.." Yeah, Bush, you prick. Try telling that to the relatives and survivors of 9/11. More casualties that day than 12/7/41. Peaceful. Who was he kidding????

  7. b-mom,
    are they better off with our civilization or not? They already have their payoffs, known as casinos.

    If the blacks want reparations for slavery, then I say we round 'em up and dump them in The Congo or some other Afreakan craphole...see if they like their ancestral homeland better.

  8. Buck,
    nobody that has a brain ever considered either Bush to be a conservative.

  9. Crawfish:

    I agree with reparations for blacks for slavery.

    I believe we should pay reparations to every living black who was a slave.

  10. Crawfish:

    I gotta admit when Bush said he was a, "compassionate conservative" it kinda took me off point.
    Now we know.
    Now we know.

  11. Buck,
    I'd even go for reparations to a son or daughter of a slave.

    I had a bad feeling when that term was first uttered, but when the other option was Algore.....

  12. Very good gumbo, Crawfish! John Kerry who served in Vietnam has a great big boat but he dont wanna pay no taxes on it! Why should he? He pays a bigger price living with THK! Moooooo

    Janetalia Incompetano (h/t and Mark Steyn) has done such an horrific job sealing the Southern Border of the USA, she is now in Afghanistan to show them how it is done .... What could go wrong?

  13. Craw--already they are circling the wagons on Obummercare because of what Upton said on Foxnews sunday. The new GOP have a full plate--I hope they "walk the walk"

  14. BrianR in California got snow. NW Mississippi got snow Christmas Day. Great Britain is experiencing the coldest winter on record.

    And yet, the Global Warming crowd is still screaming. And if glaciers were "growing" to the south from Canada and about to reach the equator, they would probably still be screaming.

  15. Dawn,
    Janetalia? What business does the Homeland Security Ditz have in Afghanistan? THAT is NOT our HOMELAND!

  16. Knight,
    P-Lousy came out and said that the Republicans will be working to overturn progress and litigate while the Dems are already working to create jobs. They've done everything possible to kill private sector jobs for the past 4 years, but they say they're working to CREATE jobs?

  17. Ghost,
    don't forget about record low temps in CANCUN last month!


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