Lame ducks sure do have a lot of bovine excrement!
Good grief. The GOP caves in to the Democrats on extending payments to people who are too lazy to look for work or too proud to take a job that pays less than their dream job, and what do the Democrats in the House do? They reject the deal because the eeeeevilllllll rich don’t get soaked with economy-killing tax hikes. Those idjuts obviously didn’t get the message that the American voters delivered in November.
What happens when you have a city that is run by unions and other liberals for a long time without any opposition? You get Detroit, which is sinking to a new low. Pulling cops and firefighters out of many parts of the city is a solution?
A federal judge in Virginia has ruled that the Obamacare individual mandate is indeed unConstitutional. This judge actually read the bill and has read and understands the Constitution, and those are actions that the other federal judges who have ruled on the matter obviously haven’t accomplished. What foreign law will the Affirmative Action Associate Justice use to uphold it next year?
Noted America (and freedom) hater Michael Mooreon and some of his fellow anti-American filmmakers are claiming to have helped provide bail money for Wikileaks’ Julian Assange in Sweden. Color The Crawfish unsurprised.
Speaking of America haters, the member of the Religion of Perpetual Hatred who tried to blow up a military recruiting station in Maryland has now had his first court appearance. When are the American people going to throw off the chains of political correctness and realize that Islam is the enemy, and that we are in a war that will only end with the extermination of all muslims or all non-muslims?
Ya gotta love it. A big Glo-Bull Warming summit happens in Cancun and they have the lowest temperature in over 100 years. They tried this a year ago in London and got the first snow in that city in decades. Hey idjuts, looks like God is sending you a message. He can control the weather, but you CAN’T!
This is what you get (after the Allstate commercial) when you let architects design a stadium with an inflatable roof in a city where they get heavy snowstorms, which are brought on by Glo-Bull Warming as we all know. I’d also like to put some of the blame on the NFL for allowing one of their teams to play in a facility that is inherently unsafe in winter. Bring out the MOPs! Morons On Parade!
A big thanks to Claw contributor Fawn Mac for this story that could only happen in a nation run by the Unholy Troika of Obama-Pelosi-Reid. An ILLEGAL ALIEN in Minnesota (okay, so I also happened in the land of frostbitten brains) had an operation paid for by the taxpayers. Was this some kind of life-saving emergency surgery? Nope. The taxpayers paid for the implantation of a penis pump in the non-dryback. Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to give him a plane ticket to El Salvador?
The tax compromise bill has passed the Senate and will now head to the House. Unfortunately, it must now be made null and void, because as Representative Bachman points out, the Constitution MANDATES that all tax bills must originate in the House. Of course, what does our current government (and the ones over the past century) care about the Constitution?
Y’all will simply not believe the Mother of All Earmarks that has been proposed. No Crawfish comments necessary.
If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.
"It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money. Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth? Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!" Oliver Cromwell, 1653, on dissolving the Long Parliament (fitting for today’s Congress)
The Constitution of the United States
"Those idjuts obviously didn’t get the message that the American voters delivered in November."
ReplyDeleteThe idjuts from BOTH parties, I have to say.
The Dems are doing as expected, so that's no surprise. But what's up with the numbnuts in the GOP? Why are they giving away ANYTHING?
They should have told Reid and Pelosi to jam the tax bill up their asses until the new Congress is seated in January. Let the frikkin DEMS take the heat for raising taxes on everybody.
But no. As always The Stupid Party shows its amazing ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. What a bunch of nimrods.
Let's see if I can do justice here... A)Memo to Clyde:work HARD to get ANY r who signs on,aids or abets,helps in any way,whatever, to letting the dhimmis finish their demolition of the economy in the lame duck RESOUNDINGLY DEFEATED in'12.Asshats STILL don't get it. I am SICK of r's who JUST.DON'T.GET.IT.B)Yep,and fresh off the press,a new,sparkling 91 page indictment of Kwame,his dad,and the rest of the Loot Detroit Squad.Merry Christas,you damned bunch of thieves.The people left in Detroit would most likely re-elect the damn criminal if he were to ever run again.C) Obviously,any lib judge would use anything their Chosen One would tell them to use,or they could dream up,to keep this fiasco going.I welcome Judge Hudson's ruling,but it IS just a start. Maybe the start of the tidal wave of similar sentiments to repeal this travesty.Stay tuned.D) Well,as I like to say,"shitbirds of a feather". Moore won't keel over due to obesity soon enough for my liking.E)First step:military tribunal. Second step:Found guilty. Third step: shot dead. Works for me!F)WHY,oh WHY couldn't the stray meteor have hit Cancun? Or at least a blizzard.G) Agreed. Hell,Green Bay ain't that far from Minneapolis,AND they don't get ANY lake effect like Green Bay does,so WHY do they NEED a dome? This WILL happen at Ford Field as well. Just a matter of time.H) Hmmm.... maybe the pump will malfunction,and inflate to say,about 90 psi. THAT would fix him!! But,then,if he survived, he'd most likely sue,and win YET MORE taxpayer dollars.I)Absolutely correct.Of course,the gutless GOP would not THINK to issue THAT challenge,now would they?J) The Story That Got Him.You won't comment,allow me:Hey,Cleaver,F-U-C-K O-F-F.It ain't YOUR goddamn money. It is OURS. And we are SICK and GODDAMN tired of assholes like YOU taking it from US to give lazy shiftless bastards such as yourself.WHO the hell are YOU to be putting ANYTHING like this in a lame duck bill that would NEVER pass the real smell test,trying to sneak it through.YOU,idiot,and others of YOUR ilk are why this congress will go down as the WORST in history. SCREW you,the horse you rode in on,AND the mother of the horse you rode in on.WAY past time to tie you and all others of your ilk to said horse,and swat it on the ass to DRAG your sorry asses out of town.Asshat. Thanks,man. I feel better after that vent. C ya next time.
ReplyDelete1. Sometimes it takes a 2x4 between the eyes to get a mule's attention. 2012 might be our 2x4
ReplyDelete2. Detroit. Kinda reminds me of that sci fi movie, "Escape From New York". Except MoTown is for real. How do the residents there go to the store? Caravan?
3. Back in the day Assange wouldn't have made it. But I guess those agencies that are supposed to protect us against espionage, sabotage and just plain America haters, I guess they are milque toast now.
4. I've said it before but I'll say it again.
We are at war. We are at war with a religion. A religion that is intent on converting the world to islam or killing those who refuse.
We are at war with an army. We are at war with the Army of Islam.
Every muslim is a soldier in the Army of Islam.
Why else do you not hear "moderate" muslims speak out against atrocities againse innocent people?
EVERY muslim is a soldier. The "extremists" are merely the shock troops, the islamic special forces or the spearhead of islamic attack on the world.
Other muslim soldiers emigrate to a non muslim country. They come peacefully. The set up shop. But they come as the eyes and ears of the Army of Islam. They are the supply corps; they are the disbursing officers and they are the spies whocontinually probe and test the host country and advise when that country is ripe for islamic invasion.
I repeat, "EVERY muslim is a soldier in the Army of Islam." I can be disproved when the body of "moderate" muslims rise up and decry the atrocities of the "extremists."
We are at war. We are at war with an army. We are at war with a religion. We are at war with the Army of Islam.
And that army is One Billion Strong.
5. I can't believe after the exposure of global warming as a hoax that there are either people dumb enough to believe in it or politicians dumb enough to believe there are people dumb enough....
Brian,
ReplyDeleteI fully agree. There should be NO DEALS WITH THE ENEMY OF THE CONSTITUTION!
Clyde,
ReplyDeletea) Top of the list is: Snowejob, Collins, Brown.
b) Just like Filthadelphia, any black Democrat can get elected no matter how crooked.
c) I believe the main case will be the Florida one, where over 30 states are part of the suit.
d) Somebody puh-leeeze feed him a sammich with lots of deadly organisms in it!
e) From now to execution should be a total of 2 weeks, MAX!
f) Even a blizzard in Cancun wouldn't get through the thick skulls of the Glo-Bull Warming crowd.
g) I didn't think Ford Field was an inflatable roof. I thought it was a real roof.
h) Grrrrrrrrr
i) I know a few state attorneys general who might!
j) WHAT HE SAID!
Buck,
ReplyDelete1) or 2012
2) What stores? With what money?
3) Between our government and the Brits, there ain't a connected set of cojones or a single shred of intestinal fortitude. We know how the Russians would handle such a person.
4) Those that aren't fighting are either working behind the scenes or breeding in mass quantities to assist the takeovers.
5) Never underestimate the stooooopidity of the liberal mind.
An update on Ford Field roof. I was mistaken in that I thought it was an inflatable. The roof is actually made of lightweight skylight panels,on an extruded aluminum framework. The panels are probably some kind of high-impact plastic.I do know it is susecptible to heavy loadings,a friend of mine who does some work down there from time to time says they have to be careful when moving things around on it.
ReplyDeleteBRIAN! You stole my thunder.
ReplyDeleteThe usual RINO vermin suspects. How I would LOVE to give them a nice tar bath and roll em in chicken feathers!
All,
We're gonna have to put our boots on their necks to be sure come January.
I love that everytime there is a global warming conference the weather seems to either storm, snow, or produce a new low record!
ReplyDeleteI think God has a sense of humor.
LOL, Gunny.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say, man? Great minds think alike.
I wonder where Al Gore is when all of his BUNK flys in his face--OH--he is compforting himself in his privite Jet!!good greif--is it any wonder the founder of the weather channel wanted to sue him?
ReplyDeleteTo all who wander into the Claw,Merry Christmas. Craw,I'll catch up after we hit Arizona after the 1st. Getting Christmas done,load up the motorshack,and head west.
ReplyDeleteCraw- Nice write up. I am slow on the blog scene these days. Sorry! Hope you had a nice Christmas! Can't add to what's here because great minds do think alike!
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