Wednesday, August 11, 2010

8-11-2010 The Weekly Claw

Y’all had best be glad that I didn’t include every story that hacked me off this week. If I did, you’d still be reading this column next Wednesday!

In these tough times, Americans are cutting back and having to sacrifice. Then there’s The Chosen One and micHELLe Antoinette. They are the poster children for extravagance and excess. As I have said puh-lenty of times, he always wanted to be President, but he never wanted to BE President. They love the power, perks, and adulation, but avoid the responsibility and duty as much as humanly possible.

There are some other liberals who won’t sacrifice. I mentioned this a couple of weeks ago, but the city of Oakland had to lay off 10% of the police force, and now I know why. Take a look at the salaries and benefits given to those union stooges! Their ROOKIE salary is more than TRIPLE what a first-year enlisted military person makes, and over DOUBLE what a Noo Yawk City cop makes.

The Arrogant Incompetent (aka Press Secretary Gibbs) lost it again. This time he’s calling the LEFTIST critics of Obama “crazy” and saying they need to be drug tested. The Crawfish finds it difficult to believe that there are actually people to the left of Obama.

Five “Republicans” proved on Thursday that they are in actuality far-left liberals and oppose the Constitution of the United States. They all voted in favor of Elena Kagan for the position of Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. Three of them were no surprise, as they have made it a habit to vote with the far-left: Olympia Snowe-job, Susan Collins, and Lindsey Grahamnesty. Also opposing the Constitution were Judd Gregg and Richardcranium Lugar. Gregg is retiring, thank God, but the other four need to be removed from office at the earliest possible moment.

The Governor of the Great State of Texas, Rick Perry, has told Washington “NO!” when they have tried to force Texas to accept money with lots of strings attached. The result is that the left wingnuts in Congress have attached language to a $10,000,000,000.00 education funding attachment to a war supplement bill that specifically puts Texas into a different category from the rest of the nation. Governor Perry has this reply to the schmucks in DC.

You really have to love it when the Democrats give the shaft to one of their core constituencies in order to please another one. In their great bailout of the teachers unions and government employee unions, the libs took $12,000,000,000.00 from America’s leeches and their food stamps. They are claiming that this is not a bailout of the unions, but since the money is directed to keeping teachers, cops, and firefighters (all unionized) on the job (remember that by the rules of almost every union, the people who would be laid off are the ones who are new to the job and actually work while the ones who have seniority or “tenure” can sit on their asses and do nothing all day and still get paid max wages).

Welcome to the “Recovery Summer” as proclaimed by Hussein and Gaffes. Does a net job loss of 131,000 jobs in July and a negative adjustment of 97,000 jobs in the May/June timeframe show economic growth and success for the so-called “stimulus”? This is the kind of “recovery” that causes Administration economic advisors to resign. If we can get some adults to run Congress and the White House instead of the clowns and children in there now, we might be able to turn it around eventually.

Since he assumed the throne in January of 2009, King Barak I has bailed out GM and Chrysler and turned GM over to the union thugs at the UAW (Note: The Crawfish is a card-carrying member of the UAW). So how do the leftists and Big Union look after the rank and file workers? They decide to build up a plant in Mexico for the next line of vehicles and engines. That is gonna really help out American workers, ain’t it.

There are times when you really have to wonder what the union leaders are thinking. The teachers union in Milwaukee is up in arms concerning one of their medical benefits that is no longer. The school budget in Milwaukee, just like most other public school systems, is so small that the students have to provide many of the classroom supplies. Many teachers are being laid off, and since this is a union the ones being let go will be those with the lowest seniority instead of those who are crappy teachers. So the union is making a demand for an unnecessary prescription drug that will cost the school district more than keeping 12 new teachers. Yep, unions really care about their members…wait…which members are we talking about?

The surrender to Islam is underway in the United States. A judge in Noo Joisey denied a Moroccan woman a restraining order against her ex-husband. The man has repeatedly raped his now-former wife, but Judge Joseph Charles ruled that he was just acting upon his muslim beliefs, so it was all well and good. No, “judge”, rape is rape and the perp needs to be sent to prison for a lengthy stay. This “judge” is, of course, a Democrat. He is a former member of the Noo Joisey General Assembly and the Noo Joisey Senate. He was appointed to the Noo Joisey Superior Court by Governor McGreevey, who himself was forced to resign from office when it was found out that his marriage to a woman was a sham and that he had a male lover (an Israeli) whom he appointed to the position of Noo Joisey Homeland Security Advisor.

It gets worse. The ACLU and the far-left Center for Constitutional Rights are teaming up to represent (on a pro bono basis) the father of an Al Qaeda recruiter who is linked to the attempted Christmas Day airline bombing in Detroit and with the Fort Hood massacre. The poor misunderstood lad is on a list of designated terrorists that some say is also a target list. Any American-based organization that gives aid and comfort to our enemies in wartime is committing treason, and every single board member of those two organizations should be arrested and charged with that treason, tried, convicted, and executed by firing squad the next day.

The hate-filled imam of the proposed Ground Zero Conquest Mosque has friends in high places, by that The Crawfish means the Oval Office and the SecState’s office. The State Department is sending him on a trip to the Middle East to recruit for Al Qaeda and to raise money for the conquest mosque. Okay, that’s not the OFFICIAL business of the trip, but it is what he is going to do. Oh, and this will all be paid for by you and me.

There are times when Democrats propose things that turn me into John McEnroe. The man who almost became President in the 2004 elections just provided one of those moments, proving once again that liberals are working for the downfall of our nation. Yes, let’s bring over a bunch of muslims who are in the prime age groups for Islamic terrorists, and let the “city planners” have access to the underground passageways of Noo Yawk City, so they can plant tons of C4 and semtex in relative cool temperatures and undisturbed by anyone. “You cannot be serious!

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-Constitution of the United States, Article IV, Section 4.
Quote suggested by Peppermint2 in response to the Obama-Holder-Judge Bolden opposition of Arizona’s anti-illegal immigrant law


  1. This isn't a Claw, it's Texas Chili and its warming me up. I'm proud of Govenor Perry. Too bad our Govenor turned traitor (I hope Marco kicks his butt proper).

    Them some fine Texas vitals MudBug.

    PS, sorry i sent you that piece late...

  2. Just another week of liberal idiocy,among many.
    A) These two are going to live "n****r rich"until their sorry asses are booted out. IF you DARE to criticize them for this extravagence,guess what? As our friend J.Foxworthy might say "you juuusssttt might be a racist".FINE,then that is the way I'll be.B)Yep. Sacrifice for all. EXCEPT those with the "union label". Or,the "liberal label". Scruem.C)GIBBS is the only one who needs drug tested.Brain test as well while they're at it. Has there EVER been a worse press your memory?D)Take Steele,Newt,McCain,et al along with them.The GOP is NOT going to make the gains that are REALLY low-hanging fruit right now IF this party can't get on their message. Which is????? Gotta give the folks something to vote FOR,not just "Hey,we ain't as bad as they are".E)Y'all got a decent one there. THAK GOD the IDIOT Canadian Granholm is soon to be heeestwah.Latest poll had Snyder at 73%,the "union label" moron Bernero at 23%.F)Nah,these idiots will just pull out of thin air at least $36,000,000,000 to make up for it. Democrats NEVER cut ANYTHING. Except the issues which are MANDATED by the Constitution.G)Summer of Recovery. MY ASS.'nuff said.H)Could of told you THAT was coming. This plant had been in the pipeline for 5 years.I)The people of Milwaukee,God love'em,NEED to toss cold water on THAT bone.J)Maybe some muzzie will rape this "judge".Try a bit of THAT,your "honor".K)Not much to disagree with there.I DO know where there is an active "terror-training cell"for the ACLU right here in the PRoAA.One of the asshats was at the dog park sometime ago,with his ACLU t-shirt on,and an Obama dog collar on his dog. I have told this story,I think,about my big boy BEATING THE SHIT out of his dog.Haven't seen hide nor hair of either one since.L)It is shit like THIS that has led me to QUIT paying Federal income taxes.Still file,I just find enough crap(or make it up if I have to)to where it's a zero game.EFFFF the idiots. M)What surprises me even more,if this asshole was as hated as I believe he was,WHY is he still drawing air? One of Swift boaters could have done us a favor way back when with an "oh,SHIT"moment. Keep your chin up,and DRILL it into the mushy GOP to STAND up and take the reins back from these abject losers currently screwing up the works. I've had at LEAST a dozen calls wanting support from the RNC,ALL have been answered with a resounding PISS OFF,until you come out and denounce what these bastards are doing,AND your plans for TRASHING the crap. I get about halfway through the rant with them,and BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. C ya next time.

  3. Jim,
    I wouldn't know about what you sent today. I'm about 4 days behind on e-mail right now. Been crazy.

  4. Clyde,
    a) You, me, and about 60% of the country
    b) uh...this "union label" is sacrificing
    c) Gibbs makes Biden and Obama look positively brilliant
    d) They keep sayin' that they're coming out with a big message and something similar to 1994's Contract, but I ain't seein' it
    e) Perry is an improvement over W, but still no conservative enough
    f) I thought Obama signed "PAYGO" into if that means anything
    g) Recovery? I'm lookin' at a possible pink slip in about 9 months
    h) But they'll blame the eeeeevillll right-wing fat cats, even though Obama and the UAW own the company
    i) BEER giveth the desire, but taketh away the ability...unless you've got a little blue pill
    j) He'd probably like it
    k) Those idjuts don't seem to realize that they'd be among the first targets of the muzzies
    l) Wish I had enough deductions....
    m) If the GOP had the squirrel food to rid themselves of their liberal wing.....

  5. I loved the way Perry tried to give Sir Golfsalot a letter and the moron ignored him. Great video of Jug Ears showing his total lack of executive experience and leadership.

  6. Gunny,
    notice how the Democrat candidate for Governor avoided The O like The Plague!

  7. Recovery must mean the same as fail in the liberal dictionary.

  8. Barry "Sir Golfsalot" (love it!) will take a book and give a smile and handshake and open the book from Crazy Hugo Chavez and would like to sit down and have a little talk time with Iminajihad but to show some modicum of respect to a Governor of one our states, forget it. The O's are about as classless as they come.
    It's about time the rest of the media caught up with us here on the blogs and are calling Shelly, Michelle Antoinette.
    The ACLUseless are the bottom of the slimy, green shark tank.
    Old joke: Why doesn't the ACLUseless like Christmas? Because they can't find a wise man or a virgin among their ranks.
    Some sheik or rich jihadist must have promised John F'n Kerry Heinz a tax free place to dock his next yacht. He's a tool. Howie Carr plays a clip of him saying, "Do you know who I am?".


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