Tuesday, January 12, 2010

1-12-2010 The Weekly Claw

Too all of my readers in Texas and the Philly area, all I’ve gotta say is 34-14, baby! Bring on the Vikings!

For those of you who, like The Crawfish, are tired of your wallets becoming 3 inches thick because of all of those customer loyalty cards (1 for every grocery store in town, 1 for Sam’s or BJ’s, 1 for CVS, 1 for every gas station in the state, 1 for Harry’s House of Horrid Hamburgers, etc.),
Neal Boortz found an app for the iPhone or iTouch that allows you to input all of those cards on your portable brains and use ‘em without carrying them in your wallet.

Proving once again that studies by liberal groups have nothing in common with the truth, a report has been released that gives the Obama Administration
an ‘A’ for openness and transparency. Considering the health care debates, how can they say that with a straight face?

It looks like the Democrats and the unions (but I repeat myself) are getting very nervous about the special election in Taxachusetts next Tuesday. Republican Scott Brown kicked Martha Coakley’s tail in a televised debate, is surging in the polls, and
doubled his fundraising goals for a 24-hour event. How do the leftists respond? They illegally use union dues to PAY union members to protest in favor of Coakley and spend even more union dues on Coakley signs. Big pharma is also backing the leftist candidate, but her numbers still fall.

One of the best commentators on television regarding the law and the Constitution of the United States is Fox News’ Judge Andrew Napolitano. He’s running a series of 5 minute lessons on the Constitution and our federal government at The Fox Nation.
Here’s a link to parts 1 and 2. Enjoy.

When His Eminence Sultan Bu’raq al Obama and his Affirmative Action Attorney General decided to bring the Gitmo detainees into the American civilian court system, many of us said that this was an effort by our pro-Islam leadership to ensure that the Islamists went free. The evidence against them was not obtained under pristine conditions and they weren’t Mirandized upon capture, so it would be thrown out by judges upholding our own laws. The Administration said this opinion was ludicrous and that the world would see that we could give our enemies fair trials by our own laws and still convict them. Are they still saying that after a
federal judge has tossed out most of the evidence against one of the unlawful combatants?

The man who has been nominated to take over the TSA is a real winner. He believes
Christians are more of a threat than Al Qaeda. Well, since Obama supports muslims over Christians and Jews, that makes sense.

Obama’s supporters at Code Pink have now officially joined the Islamic Terrorist cause. They are
working with the Muslim Brotherhood to support kidnapping George W and Laura Bush, along with other Americans, to “cleanse” or nation and put those people on war crimes trials in muslim nations. I don’t know about y’all, but that sounds like treason to me. Too bad our esteemed Affirmative Action Attorney General will support them.

Townhall blogger “
Nee” sent in this article about Islamic terrorists connected to an Islamic center in Houston. When will our nation admit that Islam is the enemy?

While The Crawfish
wholly supports this action, I find it difficult to believe that the United States had anything to do with it. First, we’re woefully short of human operatives in that part of the world. Secondly, Bu’raq al Obama, while publicly opposing the nuclear ambitions of Iran, wants Iran to eventually nuke Israel or part of Europe to pave the way for the Worldwide Caliphate.

Liberals and race warlords like the Great Shakedown Artist Jesse Be The Jackson and the Not-so-reverend Al “Tawana Brawley” Sharpton continually portray the GOP and conservatives as racists. So why is it that the party with the former Klansman as their longest serving Senator and the Senate leader
who utters the racist comments is the party that gets all of their support? Personally, The Crawfish is tired of the PC garbage. Prejudice is normal, so let’s quit pretending it isn’t. I don’t really care how much of a racist someone is, as long as their actions don’t affect me. If a Senator is racist, as long as he doesn’t write or vote for racist legislation why should it matter?

If we really want a valid reason to kick Harry Reid out of office, how about the fact that
he violated federal laws with the way he ramrodded items through in the Senate Obamacare bill? Sounds like an impeachable offense to me.

How in the world does Oliver Stone make any money in the United States? Every single film he makes is anti-American. Now he’s coming out with a 10-part series on Showtime Network that takes a
unique view of history. He’s going to show Hitler and Stalin as not really the villains we know they are, but rather in the “context” of their surroundings. He says he’s expecting “ignorant” comments from people like Rush Limbaugh, and everybody else who has actually studied history. Note that in this article, he says that the Noo Yawk Slimes is a CENTRIST newspaper, which shows us all exactly where he lives (hint…it ain’t in the world of reality).

Another hero of humanity has passed on.
Miep Gies, thank you for your actions during the Holocaust. You claimed to not be a hero, but you were.

Lies, upon lies, upon lies… The Chosen One’s Administration has decided that the phony way that had been used to count jobs “saved” or “created” by the “stimulus” just wasn’t working out too well, so now they will start counting every single project that has a single stimulus dollar attached to it will have
all jobs associated with it count as “saved” or “created” even if the job existed before the stimulus dollars and will exist after the stimulus dollars. Pretty soon, they will announce that every single job in America that has not been lost has been “saved” by stimulus dollars.

One of the top dawgs in the UN’s Glo-Bull Warming hierarchy now says that Glo-Bull Warming will resume 20 or 30 years from now,
after a harsh period of cooling. Sooooooooo…warming leads to cooling which leads to more warming. Why don’t these frauds just admit that they’re full of bovine excrement and that the sun and Mother Nature are NOT controlled by man’s actions? Come clean like Mark McGwire sorta did.

Some parents really need to get a clue. Why does a
pre-K BOY need long hair? Are his parents grooming him to be an NFL thug in 20 years? Try giving the boy a MALE hair style! The Crawfish supports the school district 100%. As for taking the school district to court…on what grounds? It’s their school. They make the rules!

So how’s that socialist paradise working out down in Hugoland? This past week he devalued the currency by 50%, sent the army to close down shops that had the unmitigated gall to raise their prices in order to sell their goods at a profit instead of a loss, and now his extremely oil-rich nation is
rationing electricity and having rolling blackouts. And to think…the Democratic Party wants to emulate THAT?

The Crawfish apologizes to his readers for not replying to many comments lately. I’ve been a bit under the weather, along with getting ready to move, looking for a job, prepping my retirement ceremony, getting everything done in order to retire from the military, etc. I will probably also not post any columns during the final week of January and the first week of February as I deal with the movers here and when I get home to Texas.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“The Utopian schemes of leveling [re-distribution of the wealth] and a community of goods [central ownership of the means of production and distribution], are as visionary and impractical as those which vest all property in the Crown. [These ideas] are arbitrary, despotic, and, in our government, unconstitutional.”– Samuel Adams

The Constitution of the United States


  1. 1 "..how can they say that with a straight face?"
    The same way they said, "The system worked."
    2. Everyone is a racist. If being as "racist" is being proud of your race or proud to belong to your race. Then again maybe that is what all the hub-bub is about. Maybe some folks just aren't proud of their race and are envious of those who are.
    3. How about indicting Reid on corruption, bribery and misprison of office?

  2. This global "warming" is hurting the citrus crops in Florida. If only we could control the weather! Those AGW psychos will do anything for power, money, and having the US pay for it. Idiots, all of them.

    By the way, Sarah Palin has signed up on Fox as a news contributor. Fox's high numbers will only climb much more now, probably making the other liberal news networks shake.

  3. That's why most actors are libidiots. They can say anything with a straight face.

    After watching Southers' interview, it is very clear that the guy is a racist and bigoted against Christians and people who don't want a nanny state.
    I don't believe for one minute that Barry and his people didn't "vet" him. They know exactly who they're hiring with every one of these people.
    Code Pink? Boy are they dumb. They're asking radical muslims to help them. Sure. After they're done helping CP, they'll put all of those women in burkhas.

    The globull warming algoreacles are claiming that the cooling is caused by globull warming because the warming has caused such havoc with the climate.
    I wish we were warming a bit. A balmy 3 degrees here this morning.

    Mark McGuire is a big, fat liar. Oh, wait! His steroids have worn off. He's a flabby, middle aged liar.

  4. Regarding the grade of 'A' for openness, Poll Katz e-mailer "Ron" sent this comment:
    "They were evidently, reporting on the side door at the White House, the one the uninvited guests slip into when there is a state dinner."

  5. Buck,
    1) Since liberals and their supporters constantly live in a world of lies, that becomes their reality, so when they can't distinguish truth from fantasy they default to the fantasy world.
    2) All stereotypes have some grain of truth in them. When people live up to the stereotypes, why is it wrong to call 'em on it? When someone works against the good of society, why is it a bad thing to call them some kind of disparaging name? I know puh-lenty of good folks who have lived in trailor parks, and I also know a lot of "trailor trash" people who have not lived in trailor parks.
    3) Corruption, bribery, and fraud. We've got loads of evidence.

  6. Eric,
    Is this reminding folks of the climate change fanatics from the 70s, yet?

    Fox News just proved the liberals right in another of their criticisms. The liberals keep saying how Fox just hires beautiful women. The fact that all of those beautiful women are very smart and observant is lost on 'em. I mean, just look at Jenna Lee, S.E. Cupp, Megyn Kelly, Shannon Bream, Julie Bandaras, Dominica Davis, Gretchen Carlson, Allison Camerota.......

  7. b-mom,
    a) Point taken!
    b) Barry and his people are anti-Christian and anti-Constitution. Everyone he hires fits the mold.
    c) Actually for their viewpoints, the muzzies would execute most of the Code Pinkos.
    d) Warming causes cooling, but there was cooling in the late 60s to late 70s, so did cooling also lead to warming?
    e) I just wish Sosa, Clemens, and Bonds would finally admit what we all know. They juiced big time. All of the stats and records of the 'roiders should be put into a seperate book and not counted against those who played the game legally. Roger Maris is still the legitimate leader in HRs in a season and Henry Aaron is still the legitimate career HR leader.

  8. Hitler and the Nazis were misunderstood????

    Stalin and the Communists were misunderstood????

    Oliver Stone is an idiot. Either he has been sniffing too much glue, or he is a Marxist.

    In either case, Miep Gies is a hero. My father is a hero (Gray Ghost's father: 3 victories, 3 probables; Nazis: 0). Everyone who fought some of the evilest people who ever lived (both the Nazis and the Communists) are heros.

  9. Ha ha!!
    Your point d) sounds like a philosophy class prof.

  10. Ghost,
    You just need to put people like Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, and Idi Amin "in context" to see how truly wonderful they were.

  11. b-mom,
    just doin' my part to rip their lies to shreds.

  12. I have two words for any Code Pinko trying to nab GW of Laura Bush ...

    Dental Records

    GW still has Secret Service protection, and I'm reasonably sure those folks would not hesitate in turning one of the wacko's into a cooling pile of hamburger.

  13. Saltwater,
    Somehow methinks Laura and her daughters have spent some time on the firing line over the years, despite their ladylike personas. I know that neighborhood of their's in Dallas. A very well-to-do one, and most of those homes have multiple firearms and look out for each other. I grew up about a mile away.

  14. Tuesday on Thursday.Sorry I'm late...A)I have a simple solution to their idiotic cards. Cut them up,and tell the merchants NO THANKS. That is how I do it.B)Since ALL these groups are nothing more than lib flacks,this comes as no surprize. Their "view" of transparency is more like that of a blind man.C)And also with flunkies to assault ANYONE who DARES question the biotch.It will be GREAT to see this seat that was so defiled by Dead Ted to go R.And,to see Dead Ted's face from the 9th ring when it DOES fall.D) THIS ought to be REQUIRED viewing by screwl students throughout the land,instead of the CRAP espoused by KNOWN fraudsters. I like the judge.Good guy.E)SIGH.Another fine frickin' mess these juvenile,non-thinkers got us into.MOERONS.F) Yep,this azshat makes me feel safe.Obama sure is hell-bent on making SURE we get hit again.G) Code Pink. What OUGHT to be happening is a squadron of black SUV's with LOTS of guys with high-powered weapons showing up at their hovels.Me,I prefer a LAWS rocket,or a stray meteor in them.H)The answer is NO. Not while these 'hats are in power.I) Agreed. I think it may be the hardliners,since the first action(and the default action)was to blame Israel.J)Was NICE to see Reid speak the truth for once.If this crap can bring down someone like Lott,for example,it should ALSO be used against Reid.Same thing.K) As if ANYTHING will come out of it.The BIG surprize here is seeing Snowe's name on the list.The Mainahs must be FINALLY standing up to her.L) Stoned. The answer here is there are ENOUGH brain-dead who will watch his garbage.M)That is such a GREAT story.Heroes who TRULY are never flaunt it. FALSE heroes do that.N)A lie is alie is a lie,no matter how you want to couch it.Idjits.O) These GW clowns,in a NORMAL world,would be absolutely DISGRACED.However,with the OLDM,nothing but crickets.This crap,from the SAME bunch of frauds who tried to shove an ice age on us.Liberals,no matter the arena,LIE.Treat this as you would a pile of dog crap.P)A school that HAS a dress code is rare.Hey,Taylors:You don't like the school? Take your kid the f@ck OUT.There ARE othewr schools.Better yet,HOME SCHOOL him.That way,he can grow up to be as big an idito as YOU are.Q) Of COURSE they do. Chavez at least THINKS his plebes are under control. The dhimmis would LOVE that.Can't have a little thing like FREEDOM now,eh? R) Craw,you owe us NO apology whatsoever. Thank you for your service,and your columns.I'm sure you WILL find a good job. Good things happen to good people,my friend.

  15. Clyde,
    a) While annoying, I do find the cards useful, especially when I gotta get food on the CHEAP!
    b) Like Admiral Nelson when his superior hoisted a flag signal for Nelson to not take his squadron into attack...Nelson put the telescope up to his blind eye and said he didn't see such a signal.
    c) Her campaign's falling apart, even with help from SEIU and Big Pharma
    d) The rest of the series is equally good
    e) All part of the plan to not defend us against the Worldwide Caliphate
    f) See e)
    g) Couple of cluster bombs should do the trick
    h) Needs to happen
    i) Well, the #2 default position of the Obamites (after BLAME BUSH) is always to blame Israel
    j) And BJ Bubba's comments comparing Obama to the Motee blacks serving coffee at country clubs in the old South...
    k) She had a moment of lucidity
    l) Will anybody protest his film?
    m) She stood up to evil. Now it's our turn.
    n) Will he count my retirement as a job lost? It isn't by choice!
    o) Their attempts to rephrase their lies...EPIC FAIL!
    p) The school district that my kids will enter next month has a strict dress code, and WE LIKE IT!
    q) Now Hugo stopped the rolling blackouts and fired the electricity commissar. Too much negative press.
    r) I'm hoping, bro.


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