1-12-2010 The Weekly Claw

Too all of my readers in Texas and the Philly area, all I’ve gotta say is 34-14, baby! Bring on the Vikings!

For those of you who, like The Crawfish, are tired of your wallets becoming 3 inches thick because of all of those customer loyalty cards (1 for every grocery store in town, 1 for Sam’s or BJ’s, 1 for CVS, 1 for every gas station in the state, 1 for Harry’s House of Horrid Hamburgers, etc.), Neal Boortz found an app for the iPhone or iTouch that allows you to input all of those cards on your portable brains and use ‘em without carrying them in your wallet.

Proving once again that studies by liberal groups have nothing in common with the truth, a report has been released that gives the Obama Administration an ‘A’ for openness and transparency. Considering the health care debates, how can they say that with a straight face?

It looks like the Democrats and the unions (but I repeat myself) are getting very nervous about the special election in Taxachusetts next Tuesday. Republican Scott Brown kicked Martha Coakley’s tail in a televised debate, is surging in the polls, and doubled his fundraising goals for a 24-hour event. How do the leftists respond? They illegally use union dues to PAY union members to protest in favor of Coakley and spend even more union dues on Coakley signs. Big pharma is also backing the leftist candidate, but her numbers still fall.

One of the best commentators on television regarding the law and the Constitution of the United States is Fox News’ Judge Andrew Napolitano. He’s running a series of 5 minute lessons on the Constitution and our federal government at The Fox Nation. Here’s a link to parts 1 and 2. Enjoy.

When His Eminence Sultan Bu’raq al Obama and his Affirmative Action Attorney General decided to bring the Gitmo detainees into the American civilian court system, many of us said that this was an effort by our pro-Islam leadership to ensure that the Islamists went free. The evidence against them was not obtained under pristine conditions and they weren’t Mirandized upon capture, so it would be thrown out by judges upholding our own laws. The Administration said this opinion was ludicrous and that the world would see that we could give our enemies fair trials by our own laws and still convict them. Are they still saying that after a federal judge has tossed out most of the evidence against one of the unlawful combatants?

The man who has been nominated to take over the TSA is a real winner. He believes Christians are more of a threat than Al Qaeda. Well, since Obama supports muslims over Christians and Jews, that makes sense.

Obama’s supporters at Code Pink have now officially joined the Islamic Terrorist cause. They are working with the Muslim Brotherhood to support kidnapping George W and Laura Bush, along with other Americans, to “cleanse” or nation and put those people on war crimes trials in muslim nations. I don’t know about y’all, but that sounds like treason to me. Too bad our esteemed Affirmative Action Attorney General will support them.

Townhall blogger “Nee” sent in this article about Islamic terrorists connected to an Islamic center in Houston. When will our nation admit that Islam is the enemy?

While The Crawfish wholly supports this action, I find it difficult to believe that the United States had anything to do with it. First, we’re woefully short of human operatives in that part of the world. Secondly, Bu’raq al Obama, while publicly opposing the nuclear ambitions of Iran, wants Iran to eventually nuke Israel or part of Europe to pave the way for the Worldwide Caliphate.

Liberals and race warlords like the Great Shakedown Artist Jesse Be The Jackson and the Not-so-reverend Al “Tawana Brawley” Sharpton continually portray the GOP and conservatives as racists. So why is it that the party with the former Klansman as their longest serving Senator and the Senate leader who utters the racist comments is the party that gets all of their support? Personally, The Crawfish is tired of the PC garbage. Prejudice is normal, so let’s quit pretending it isn’t. I don’t really care how much of a racist someone is, as long as their actions don’t affect me. If a Senator is racist, as long as he doesn’t write or vote for racist legislation why should it matter?

If we really want a valid reason to kick Harry Reid out of office, how about the fact that he violated federal laws with the way he ramrodded items through in the Senate Obamacare bill? Sounds like an impeachable offense to me.

How in the world does Oliver Stone make any money in the United States? Every single film he makes is anti-American. Now he’s coming out with a 10-part series on Showtime Network that takes a unique view of history. He’s going to show Hitler and Stalin as not really the villains we know they are, but rather in the “context” of their surroundings. He says he’s expecting “ignorant” comments from people like Rush Limbaugh, and everybody else who has actually studied history. Note that in this article, he says that the Noo Yawk Slimes is a CENTRIST newspaper, which shows us all exactly where he lives (hint…it ain’t in the world of reality).

Another hero of humanity has passed on. Miep Gies, thank you for your actions during the Holocaust. You claimed to not be a hero, but you were.

Lies, upon lies, upon lies… The Chosen One’s Administration has decided that the phony way that had been used to count jobs “saved” or “created” by the “stimulus” just wasn’t working out too well, so now they will start counting every single project that has a single stimulus dollar attached to it will have all jobs associated with it count as “saved” or “created” even if the job existed before the stimulus dollars and will exist after the stimulus dollars. Pretty soon, they will announce that every single job in America that has not been lost has been “saved” by stimulus dollars.

One of the top dawgs in the UN’s Glo-Bull Warming hierarchy now says that Glo-Bull Warming will resume 20 or 30 years from now, after a harsh period of cooling. Sooooooooo…warming leads to cooling which leads to more warming. Why don’t these frauds just admit that they’re full of bovine excrement and that the sun and Mother Nature are NOT controlled by man’s actions? Come clean like Mark McGwire sorta did.

Some parents really need to get a clue. Why does a pre-K BOY need long hair? Are his parents grooming him to be an NFL thug in 20 years? Try giving the boy a MALE hair style! The Crawfish supports the school district 100%. As for taking the school district to court…on what grounds? It’s their school. They make the rules!

So how’s that socialist paradise working out down in Hugoland? This past week he devalued the currency by 50%, sent the army to close down shops that had the unmitigated gall to raise their prices in order to sell their goods at a profit instead of a loss, and now his extremely oil-rich nation is rationing electricity and having rolling blackouts. And to think…the Democratic Party wants to emulate THAT?

The Crawfish apologizes to his readers for not replying to many comments lately. I’ve been a bit under the weather, along with getting ready to move, looking for a job, prepping my retirement ceremony, getting everything done in order to retire from the military, etc. I will probably also not post any columns during the final week of January and the first week of February as I deal with the movers here and when I get home to Texas.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“The Utopian schemes of leveling [re-distribution of the wealth] and a community of goods [central ownership of the means of production and distribution], are as visionary and impractical as those which vest all property in the Crown. [These ideas] are arbitrary, despotic, and, in our government, unconstitutional.”– Samuel Adams

The Constitution of the United States