Wednesday, September 29, 2010

9-29-2010 The Weekly Claw

While bringing y’all my commentary on this week’s news, I deliberately decided to avoid the GOP’s new Pledge, as that could be broken down into a multi-part series of its own. Besides, there was puh-lenty of more entertaining, astounding, and aggravating stuff goin’ on. Suggested accompaniment for this week’s column is a nice amber ale, and your waiter’s picks are: Swashbuckler Brewing Company’s Red Sea Amber, Rahr & Son’s Rahr’s Red, or Fat Tire Amber.

What kind of man is the leader of the Democratic Party, George Soros? Well, he spent 1944 confiscating property from his fellow Jews to turn over to the Nazis and described it as “the best year of my life.” In 1992, he shorted the British Pound, thereby tanking the Bank of England and millions of British homeowners. Two years later, he crashed the economy of Russia, and said ““the former Soviet Empire is now called the Soros Empire.” He has done the same thing in Georgia, Ukraine, Thailand, Burma, Yugoslavia, France, his native Hungary, and Malaysia. His anti-Americanism is summed up by his quote, “(T)he main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.” While the press and the Democrats (same thing) keep blaming Bush for the economic woes of the past few years, Soros says that the financial crisis is “in a way, the culmination of my life’s work.” The Crawfish’s good friend GunnyG has an expose of his own on this creep in The Anti-Liberal Zone. So how’s that hopey-changey thing going?

Please tell me y’all saw this one coming. General Motors stopped making political contributions when their financial problems mounted, but now that they are owned by the UAW and the Obama Administration, they have started making political contributions (using YOUR tax dollars to do so) to…wait for it…Democrats. Remember that while GM claimed to have paid back the bailout years ahead of schedule, they did it by using more money handed to them by the government.

Auntie Obama has been smoking khat. Even though she was in our nation illegally for years, until her son granted her amnesty, she says, “If I come as an immigrant, you have the obligation to make me a citizen.” Really? The only obligation we have is to kick your illegal backside out!

Then there’s Representative Loretta Sanchez of Kookifornia. While she claims that the GOP and the Tea Party is made up of racists, she goes on a non-English television network (which should not be on the air outside of tourist hotels in America) claiming that her Congressional seat is a latino seat (racist) and that the latinos need to keep it out of the hands of the Vietnamese Republican (racist comment) who is anti-immigrant (actually, he is anti-ILLEGAL immigrant, but to La Raza there is no such thing as illegal). How many times do we really need to show which party is made up of racists and race baiters?

The hard core left’s assertion that the Tea Party is almost exclusively made up of white racists is taking yet another hit. A new PJTV tracking poll shows that 32% of blacks who are likely voters say that they are “somewhat” or “very likely” to vote for someone supported by the Tea Party Movement. Meanwhile, The Crawfish Survey shows that 100% of half-blacks in the White House are “certain” to vote for an anti-Constitutionalist.

Meanwhile, the leftists and Hollyweird (but I repeat myself) are still doing everything that they can possibly do to make the Tea Party folks look like Tim McVeigh. The season opener of the original “CSI” has Justin Bieber playing a “domestic terrorist with Tea Party leanings” according to the Noo Yawk Slimes, which was all-too-happy to make the analogy. Are the leftists planning some kind of Reichstag Moment before the election?

The possibility of election fraud in Houston is becoming more certain each day. There are already thousands of registered Democrats who live in vacant lots or five to a room in the city. The voter registrar already stated that the voter registration rolls were “under an organized and systematic attack” by a liberal group called Houston Votes. That group is run by Obama’s favorite thugs, the SEIU, and they have turned in over 23,000 falsified voter registration cards. Houston Votes’ head fundraiser has worked with some very shady characters in the past, including Noo Joisey’s Governor McGreevey, who had to resign because he was having homosexual affairs while married. A mysterious fire destroyed all of the county voting machines, throwing the whole election into chaos. One local candidate was part of ACORN. Finally, the Democrat candidate for Governor is the former Mayor of Houston, and his term in office was filled with typical tax and spend liberal policies that local officials say have mortgaged the future of the city. Is Houston becoming the Chicago of the South?

This next story needs to be examined on multiple levels. A so-called palestinian male gets killed by a security guard in East Jerusalem and the rest of the so-called palestinians riot. The dead man and a number of other so-called palestinians were hurling rocks at the security guard, so he should have shot all of them. The rioters went on a rampage because they can’t take it when Israelis fight back against the violence of the so-called palestinians, and because they are the Religion of Perpetual Outrage. Then there’s the obvious bias on the part of the Financial Times who referred to East Jerusalem as “occupied”, referring to Israelis living there when’s editorial board believes it should belong to the so-called palestinians or the Jordanians (the nation that is the actual homeland of most of the so-called palestinians). Sorry, but the Jordanians lost East Jerusalem in a war in which the arabs tried to exterminate Israel. It belongs to Israel, so the only “occupiers” are the so-called palestinians. Deal with it!

All The Crawfish can say to this little story is that karma is a real beeotch, ain’t it.

After all these years, there is a new piece of evidence showing why the RMS Titanic sank. A surviving officer told his relatives that the helmsman turned the wrong way to avoid the iceberg when it was spotted.

Ohio Democratic Party Chairman Chris Redfern is an idiot, and not just because he’s a Democrat. While cameras were rolling, he dropped the f-bomb while talking about anybody who opposes Obamacare. He also lamented “people in this state who look at health care as a privilege, not a right.” I don’t see anything in the Constitution that gives me a right to health care coverage paid for by someone else. Obamacare’s free preventative health care provision kicks in this month, but who is actually paying for it? The doctor’s office isn’t providing any services for free, since that’s how they earn a living. Insurance companies aren’t going to provide services for free. Somebody’s gotta pay. Oh, that’s right…the RICH will pay for it, since the Democrats believe that anybody who earns enough to actually pay taxes is rich.

The media is making a big deal about Dear Leader actually attending an Episcopal church earlier this month. What they aren’t letting y’all in on is the key. Firstly, liberals love the Episcopal Church these days because that church adheres to the Bible as much as liberals adhere to the Constitution (the Bible and the Constitution are merely suggestions, not law), which is why that church is splintering. Those who believe that the Lord meant it when he said that homosexuality is an abomination are moving to the Anglican and Catholic Churches. Secondly, and this one is a biggie, St. John’s Episcopal Church had a special guest speaker that day. He was Dr. Zaid Asali, a muslim, anti-Israel, anti-America activist! You see, while proclaiming his Christian identity, Barack Obama flocks to wherever the muslim view or black power view is being preached. Remember, Reverend Wright didn’t preach Christianity either during those 20 years that Barack and Michelle sat on the front pew. He preached Black Liberation Theology, a combination of black power racism and marxism.

The California Air Resources Board just insured the end of industry in their state by approving new regulations that will require the state to get 1/3 of its electrical power from solar and other renewable sources within the next ten years. Since that goal will never be achieved, and power requirements will definitely increase, there will be a major shortage of energy in NEW New Mexico. How is Hollyweird going to make films without electricity? Then again, by that time there might not be enough people in California who can read English to realize what the regulations say.

Once upon a time, there was a great empire centered upon the city of Rome. History shows that one of the reasons for Rome’s demise and fall was that they brought large numbers of non-Romans into their army, gave them weapons and armor, and taught them how to fight and be military leaders. The non-Romans used the weapons and training to fight the Roman army and destroy the empire. So guess what the Democrats and the liberal civilians in the Defense Department want to do. Yep, they want to use the DREAM Act to boost the size of the US military with illegal aliens, many of whom will have ties to gangs such as MS-13, who have zero loyalty to our nation and our Constitution. I’ve said it a bunch of times, but it bears repeating. The Democrats in general, and Barack Obama in particular, want the United States to fall. The only question is whether they want us to fall to the socialists or the muslims.

Somebody came up with an alternative usage for one of the most important items available at your local mall. Now how’s she supposed to get that thing off in an emergency without flopping out?

Like father, like son. Jesse Jackson Junior is in hot water over bribery allegations. While he denies it, a major fund raiser has told the feds that Jackson instructed him to give Governor Blago millions of dollars in exchange for the Obama Senate seat. Daddy was known to use bribery and extortion to get his way and to make his people rich. Daddy just never did so in a way that could send him to prison.

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"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

9-22-2010 The Weekly Claw

The Crawfish was switched to night shift this week, so I’m all jacked up (some of you are now asking what’s different about that). What’s a normal sleep pattern? Why did I have to go to nights during television premiere week? I actually do pay attention to NCIS, NCIS El Lay, Survivor, Hell’s Kitchen, and of course there’s football on Monday, Thursday, and Friday nights. Is this any way to treat a crustacean?

His Majesty King Barack I tells us that if the GOP makes big gains in November, it will be because the sheeple believe that his policies haven’t worked fast enough. Really? How’s that Recovery Summer going? The poverty rate in our nation is making record gains thanks to his policies. I’d say that his policies, which are designed to ruin our nation and overturn our Constitution, are working too fast.

The National Bureau of Economic Research is made up of crackheads. They are saying that the recession ENDED in June of 2009. Tell that to the unemployed folks out there!

The White House is warning that if the GOP takes the House in November, they will shut down the government. They’re making that warning as if that would be a BAD thing! The same White House Blog article says that some bills have been blocked by the GOP in the House from even coming up for a vote. Sorry, but the House doesn’t have the same filibuster rules as the Senate. If the House leadership wants a bill to come to a vote, they can make it happen. If a bill has been blocked, it is by the majority.

Dear Leader is taking his message to the only voter bloc that he knows will deliver 95% of their ballots to the Democrats, blacks. Even though they have been nuked by his economic and social policies since he took office, he’s rallying them to “guard the change.” He really is getting desperate when he’s spouting stuff like, “I need everybody here to go back to your neighborhoods, and your workplaces, to your churches, and barbershops, and beauty shops. Tell them we have more work to do.” For the past 20 months, he’s been telling them to go back to the unemployment lines and welfare offices.

I’m not saying that the Democrats have a stranglehold on the non-Fox media, but reporters evidently are banned from pointing out not-so-savory things about Democrats in general and Dear Leader in particular. A DC reporter pointed out during an envirowacko protest that Barack Hussein Obama had received more BP campaign contributions than any other candidate. For such a transgression, he was fired. If he had said the same thing about Jorge Boosh, he’d have gotten a promotion.

The Noo Yawk Slimes posted a piece on the Administration’s plans for the fall elections. The research for the piece was not difficult, as one of the main Democrat talking points this summer has been how the GOP was being taken over by the “extremists” of the Tea Party movement. The White House protested, saying the piece was “100% wrong” in spite of all of the evidence to the contrary. The Slimes relented to the pressure and changed the headline and some of the verbage. The Crawfish still wonders how people who support the Constitution of the United States, which is the very center of our political and legal systems, can be considered “right wing” or “extremists”.

The ACLU has jumped into yet another case regarding the “religious rights” of weirdos. A school district in North Carolina has suspended a student because she wears jewelry that is not in compliance with the district’s dress code. She has an earring in her nose. Up to this point, there is no controversy, right? Her family claims that the snot-covered earring is part of their religion, as they belong to the “Church of Body Modification”, so their daughter’s desire to wear that piece of jewelry is protected by the First Amendment. First of all, the First Amendment has nothing to do with a local school district. It only prevents CONGRESS from making laws that prohibit the free exercise of religion. Secondly, the “Church of Body Modification” is not a legitimate religion, but rather just a gathering of weirdos, perverts, and escapees from the loony bins. Just because somebody claims something to be religious does not make it so, otherwise all Americans would claim every dollar that they received to be related to some religious activity and therefore untaxable.

How radical are the folks Dear Leader chooses to surround himself with and put in power? Well, we’ve repeatedly detailed the lunacy of Science Czar John Holdren, but he’s gone off the deep end this time. He wants to use the “free market economy” to implement a campaign to “de-develop” the United States. Yes, John Holdren, like the leaders of Islam, want to turn back the clock on development and technology. 2012 really can’t come soon enough.

Another of his appointees seems to have a problem figuring out what his job description is. Kevin Jennings is Obama’s Safe Schools Czar, but he believes that title really means Heterophobe Agenda in Schools Czar. He wants to use “curriculum reform” to bring homosexuality into the classrooms of America. What that has to do with making schools safe is a mystery.

In last week’s edition, a Hollyweird actor/activist was suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, thinking that the whole world was in sorrow for the breakup of her marriage/hookup/whatever. This week’s delusions come from Jimmeh Cahtuh, who actually had the nerve to say “I feel that my role as a former President is probably superior to that of other Presidents'.” Mr. Carter, NOTHING you have ever done, in or out of office, has been superior to any other former Presidents. You are an embarrassment to the United States and the United States Navy. The only President in our nation’s history that you can call yourself superior to is Barack Hussein Obama.

I wonder if the American voting populace has become any more intelligent than they were in 2008. Gawd, if we get any worse, we are doomed.

I don’t know about y’all, but I fully expect to see Glenn A. Fine become the victim of some burglary gone bad, or car crash, or “suicide”, or something. You can’t investigate the Affirmative Action Attorney General’s “crown jewel” of his Injustice Department and be allowed to live! Look at how things like this ended up in the last Democrat White House: Vince Foster, Jim McDougal, Mary Mahoney, Ed Willey (whose wife was later sexually assaulted by Bubba), Kathy Ferguson, Paul Wilcher, Barbara Wise…do ya get the point?

While this report is about muslims in Minnesota, the same could easily be said about latinos in California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, and everywhere else in this country that they are taking over. I live in a predominantly white part of Fort Worth, TX; over 430 miles from the Mexican border, yet three of the five closest highway billboards to my house are in Spanish. If you want to be a full-fledged American, come on in once your paperwork has cleared. If you want to be a Somali, Mexican, Salvadoran, Chinese, Guatemalan, Saudi, Yemeni, or whatever…STAY THERE!

How partisan and anti-military is Prince Dingy Harry Reid? He announced that he is putting the DREAM Act into the Senate Defense Appropriations bill. For those of you who don’t know what the Dream Act is, it is basically amnesty for non-drybacks who go to American colleges (illegally) or enlist (illegally) into our military.

The Democratic politicians were out in force to celebrate the opening of a new lithium ion car battery plant in Meeeechigan. Energy Secretary Chu Mein, Senators Levin and Stabenow, and utterly failed Governor Granholm were there, and Dear Leader made a 3-minute phone call praising all involved in the project that is being paid for by almost $250,000,000.00 of YOUR tax dollars from the so-called stimulus. Another company opened a similar plant in Meeechigan that was paid for by $299,000,000.00 of YOUR tax dollars. Okay, so almost half a BILLION dollars gets us about 400 new jobs (that is $1,250,000.00 for each job!), but is there really a market for these batteries? If you look closely, you will find this little line in the second link: “The government has estimated that a battery with a 100-mile range costs about $33,000, although stimulus money could bring that down to $10,000 by the end of 2015.” Meanwhile, a tank of gas takes my SUV about 350 miles, costs about $45.00, and doesn’t take an 8-hour charge cycle (using energy from coal-fired power plants, which they never seem to mention when talking about electric cars) to go beyond that distance.

Here’s some more so-called stimulus money that was basically flushed down the drain by the liberals. They managed to give UCLA $823,200.00 to use on a study of how to get African men to wash their junk after having sex. First of all, in this case the stimulus comes well before the washing. Secondly, this is a useless program that has nothing to do with the United States. Okay, technically UCLA is in the United States, but El Lay is pretty much Mexico del Norte.

Finally! It looks like we have a little bit of bipartisanship going on in Congress just ahead of the November elections. For once, the bipartisanship isn’t the Democrats saying “do it our way!”

So how much are union bosses really worth? The Director of Noo Joisey’s teacher union made over $550,000.00 last year, and The Crawfish is betting he didn’t spend more than an hour per week in the classroom. Heck, he might not have spent an hour TOTAL in the classroom last year. Is that union goon really worth over three times what the state’s Governor made? Wait a sec, considering that John Corzine was Governor all of last year, maybe that isn’t a good analogy. Corzine wasn’t worth a dollar. Is the union goon worth over double what the Presi…ohnevermind.

Maxine Waters’ ethics problems just keep getting worse. Her involvement in a troubled bank, partially owned by her husband, getting special treatment above and beyond what any other bank received is at the center of an investigation that is now being exposed. Her good friend, and former proprieter of a gay brother, Bawney Fwank is hip deep in this one as well. As the band Drowning Pool said…let the bodies hit the floor!

As long as we’re talking about heterophobes, y’all ain’t gonna believe what the first openly lesbian member of Congress, Tammy Baldwin (D-Cheesehead) has put into a bill that has now passed a House committee. On second thought, some of you will unfortunately not be surprised since you actually have been paying attention to the extreme left wing agenda of the P-Lousy House. Quoting directly from the article, “The new bill’s requirements would apply to all HHS health service programs, requiring the health service employees to ask everyone receiving services their sexual orientation and gender identity -- including those that focus on children at school-based health centers. Children who seek help at government-funded school health clinics would be asked whether or not they are gay, lesbian, bisexual or if they know their gender identity.” One Dim-ocrat committee member even ran out of the room to avoid the vote on this one, but the rest of the committee members who have jackasses as their symbols voted in favor of the bill. The Crawfish is instructing his kids that the proper answer to those questions from the school nurse will be “Nunya. Nunya business!”

Iran’s weirdbeards are at it again. They’re issuing death sentence fatwas against the folks who burned the Unholy Korans on 9-11. How would they like it if WE issued death sentences against all who destroy Christian symbols and Bibles in say…Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Yemen, Somalia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Indonesia, Malaysia…. They really are like liberals, aren’t they? Double standards R us?

The American political party that gets 75% of the Jewish vote, but does everything it can to destroy Israel is at it yet again. The Obama Administration, in the person of Her Thighness, is telling Israel to not build housing for Israelis within the borders of Israel because it might upset the people who wish to kill all of the Jews. Sorry, Hillary!, but the entire West Bank, along with the entire Gaza Strip and the Golan Heights, belongs to Israel. Those areas used to belong to the arabs, but when the Religion of Perpetual Outrage launched wars of extermination against Israel in ’68 and ’73, they lost those lands. If you are the aggressors in a war and lose ground, you don’t get to take it back!

It gets worse for our only real friend in the Middle East. The Obama Administration has gone along with the rest of the muslim world in prohibiting the Israelis from having any kind of representation in the UN Human Rights Council, while allowing the so-called Palestinians to be represented. The US representative also fully participated in the Council’s meeting, which signals that the United States is officially opposed to Israel’s existence. The Council has put forth more resolutions condemning Israel (and none condemning muslim terrorism against Israel) than the rest of the UN combined.

Once again, a member of the Supreme Court’s leftist bloc is stating that the Constitution of the United States needs to be tossed into the dumpster. Stephen Breyer, an appointee of Billy Jeff the Registered Sex Offender, now says that because of the internet and what the Followers of the Violent, Pedophilic False Prophet might do, our First Amendment rights might go down the drain. Yes, the Cult of Mohammed might “change the nature of what we can allow and protect.” Specifically, he compares Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes’ famous remark about shouting “fire” in a crowded theater to burning an Unholy Koran in the age of the internet. These left wing judges will grasp at any straw, no matter how far-fetched, to put themselves over the Constitution as the Supreme Law of the Land.

Billy Jeff is out on the campaign trail these days, since none of the Democrats around the country want anything to do with their current President. He said that many of today’s GOP candidates make George W. Bush “look like a liberal.” Uh, Billy? There’s no “look like” involved. With the exceptions of tax cuts for ALL taxpayers, Constitutionalist SCOTUS appointments, and fighting back against our sworn enemies, George W. Bush WAS a liberal President!

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"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

9-15-2010 The Weekly Claw

A big Crawfish welcome to my new readers at RedWhiteBlueNews. Stand by for news, outrage, sarcasm, snarkiness, hilarity, political incorrectness, and skewering of the enemies of our nation and our Constitution. We try to deliver all of the above on a regular basis.

Over the weekend, we remembered the events of September 11, 2001. Dan Calabrese of North Star National has a solid suggestion for how we should have properly commemorated the day. And for those of you who haven’t been readers of mine for long, here’s what The Crawfish had to say three years ago about my memories of that day. Tina Trimble Belliston takes a look at what has happened in the succeeding 9 years, and she doesn’t like it very much. I like her style!

For the absolute knee-slapping funny quote of the week, we look to our esteemed Dear Leader who bleated ““I believe government should be lean; government should be efficient. I believe government should leave people free to make the choices they think are best for themselves and their families, so long as those choices don’t hurt others.” Does he actually expect us to believe that line of bovine excrement? Does he believe it himself? The story has another crazy point buried deep within. It seems that 15% of polled Americans believe that Obama wants a smaller government. How much crack and LSD have those 15% consumed in the past 19 months?

This really is getting ridiculous. We all thought that it was crazy to confirm a tax cheat as Treasury Secretary. Then Hilda Solis and her husband had to pay thousands in back taxes before she could get confirmed as Labor Secretary, and personnel from her department currently owe upwards of $7,400,000.00. Members of Homeland Security Ditz Napolitano’s department owe over $37,000,000.00 in back taxes. House and Senate staff members owe well over $9,000,000.00. Members of the Federal Reserve owe over a million. The Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department folks owe $14,300,000.00+ in back taxes, but since they are the ones who enforce the laws, they don’t care what the laws actually say. The fish, though, does rot from the head, and 41 members of Barack Obama’s staff owe $831,055.00 in back taxes. You see, if we could reign in a bit of spending and manage to get Democrats to pay their damned taxes, we’d have a budget surplus!

“Now the U.N. remains the single most important global institution. We are constantly reminded of its value.” Those words came out of the mouth of Her Thighness this week. The Crawfish wonders what Hillary! sees as value in the Useless Nations. Could it be the propping up of dictators? Maybe it is the support of militant Islam. Possibly it is the constant America bashing. Then again, there is always the possibility that it is the anti-Israel stances of the UN, which mirror the desires of most of the Democratic Party. Meanwhile, over the Labor Day weekend, the UN Secretary General and 60 of his top minions met in Austria to go over their plans to take charge of the whole world’s agenda. The sooner we can get rid of that organization, the better.

The Crawfish wholeheartedly agrees with this family. Seventeen years is far too long for a murderer to sit on death row. At least they finally got closure. Maureen Faulkner’s police officer husband, Danny, was murdered by Black Panther Party activist Mumia Abu Jamal (real name: Wesley Cook) on December 9, 1981, and his case is STILL in the courts thanks to a federal judge who had no business interfering with the death sentence. If the crime was adjudicated in state courts, then why does the federal court system have any jurisdiction? They DON’T! For a state capital murder case, the penalty phase should start the day after the conviction phase. Once the sentence is pronounced, the state court of criminal appeals should have 180 days to hear and decide their phase of the case. If it goes to the state supremes, they should have 180 days to act. One year from the date that the sentence was pronounced, the sentence should be carried out.

Pennsylvania’s Governor, incidentally…the D.A. in the Mumia Abu Jamal case, is losing what’s left of his leftist mind. He says that “wackos” are taking over the Republican Party in Congress. So Ed Rendell’s definition of a “wacko” is someone who believes in the Constitutional limitations on the federal government. That’s nice.

Don’t you DARE criticize King Barack I or the Obamacare bill (have the Dems finally read that thing yet?), especially if you are an insurance company. And don’t even THINK about raising your rates to compensate for all of the extra costs incurred because of this bill. If you violate these commandments, HHS Secretary Sebelius will cut your company off from future customers and future programs under Obamacare! Where does this power freak get such authority? It sure as heck ain’t in the Constitution of the United States. The sooner we can get this and all of the other bills passed by Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy and Prince Dingy Harry Reid revoked, the better.

Lemme see if I’ve got this right. The Administration of King Barack I opposes all efforts of energy companies to drill for oil in the US, and has tried to stop offshore drilling, but it gives over $1,000,000,000.00 to MEXICO for them to drill? Am I missing something here? Oh, maybe it is a “jobs program” for Americans who want to be illegal aliens in Mexico.

On a related issue, the Obama Administration is now BRAGGING that they have caught and released over 506,000 illegal aliens who are now fugitives within our borders. This is why you release them on the shores of El Salvador instead of within our country, ya morons. When are we going to put some adults in control of our government?

Now I get it! The Democrats in the House and Senate get their brilliant ideas after having dope smoking parties in their offices! “Munchie attacks cause 2,000 page bill in Congress. Film at eleven!”

The Congressional Racist Caucus is back in the news. It seems that Charlie Rangel and Eddie Bernice Johnson ain’t the only members to have serious ethics problems. Johnson was busted giving scholarship money, intended for blacks in her district, to her own family and the family of one of her staffers. Now Jawja congresscritter Sanford Bishop has been nailed doin’ the exact same thing. Of course, this is all to be blamed on Fox News, George W. Bush, and the eeeeevilll racist Republicans.

I’ve been sayin’ it for the past two years to anybody who would listen, but the only people who would agree with me were conservatives who actually pay attention to politics and economics. Now Thomas Sowell points out that the main cause of the economic downturn of 2008-2010 was the collapse of the credit market. The credit market was crunched by the problems of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, which were shielded in Congress by Chris “Countrywide” Dodd and Bawney Fwank, while notable liberals such as Jamie “I caused 9-11” Gorelick and Franklin Raines made millions (while falsifying the books to show Freddie and Fannie to be fiscally healthy, but that’s another story). The Community Reinvestment Act, another disastrous product of Jimmuh Cahtuh that was bolstered by Billy Jeff Clinton, helped immensely. Of course, all good liberals and the media, but I repeat myself, know that Jorge Boosh is to blame for all of it anyway.

The Incredibly Arrogant Imbecile is at it again. Our esteemed White House Press Secretary is doing his best to make ol’ Baghdad Bob look intelligent and truthful. I mean, does he really expect anybody who is actually paying attention to believe him when he says, “By virtually any measure, our economy is in a better place than it was two years ago”? That ranks right up there with “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…Miss Lewinsky.”

Do liberals really care about the American worker or American industry? Uh, no. In the name of “green”, they have cost hundreds of American jobs and forced dangerous, mercury-filled light bulbs into American homes. Did y’all know that if one of those bulbs breaks, it is recommended to bring a hazardous materials cleanup team in to clean up the mercury? If one of the bulbs dies, you can’t even toss it in the trash, since it is considered hazardous waste!

If the Obamites were so in favor of building the economy and small business, wouldn’t they have the support of the US Chamber of Commerce? Well, since the Chamber is vehemently opposing the socialists, The Crawfish is left to believe that the Unholy Troika of Obama-Reid-Pelosi might be bad for American businesses. Do y’all agree?

A Congressional race in South Carolina gives us a story worth pondering for a moment. Longtime Representative John Spratt has agreed to debate his Republican challenger, but he demanded that there be no cameras or audio recording devices in the auditorium. Might that be so that he can lie about whatever he says in the debate, like a typical liberal, and there will be no evidence?

The Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department and the Feingold campaign in Wisconsin have teamed up to violate federal election law (nothing new for Holder’s bunch) and screw over American military personnel who are Wisconsin voters. Federal law requires military absentee ballots to be sent out 45 days ahead of an election in order to give the military personnel enough time to fill out their ballots and send them home in the military mail. The State of Wisconsin, knowing that military personnel are likely to support Russ Feingold’s opponent, reached a deal with Big Brother and the Holder Company to slash 2 weeks from that time, meaning many military voters will be “disenfranchised”.

The Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet gave The Crawfish a good chuckle this week. Reacting to the possibility that a single copy of the Quran could be burned by a nutcase preacher looking for publicity, a major muslim group called for the Useless Nations “to issue an international law criminalizing all forms of offense against religions under any circumstances.” This coming from a religion that routinely burns or otherwise destroys Christian materials, imprisons or executes anyone who preached Christianity in muslim nations, and builds mosques upon the destroyed houses of worship of the locals whenever they score a major military victory. Heck, there were attacks on Christians trying to worship in Indonesia just this week! The muslims also have a tendency to violently riot whenever there is some outrage, real or just perceived, committed against Islam (like now or when a Danish newspaper published a CARTOON showing Muhammed with a bomb in his head diaper), and dance in the streets when innocent civilians are murdered by Islamic terrorists. For more on the Religion of Perpetual Outrage, check out this column by Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin. As per usual, it has lots of embedded links.

The Religion of Peace struck again in Filthadelphia on Friday. Wait…should it be the Religion of Pieces?

Somebody seems to have a rather highly inflated opinion of herself and her status among Americans. The Crawfish, along with probably 98% of the American public, didn’t even know they had split up…nor did I even care!

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic violence.
-Constitution of the United States, Article IV, Section 4.
Quote suggested by Peppermint2 in response to the Obama-Holder-Judge Bolden opposition of Arizona’s anti-illegal immigrant law

The Constitution of the United States

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

9-8-2010 The Weekly Claw

Okay, I managed to avoid all of the flood waters this morning, but my backdoor is screwed up and the carpet there was quite wet. I appreciate some rain from the tropical storm, but…..

A Democrat politician has let slip the official party position under the unholy troika of Obama-Reid-Pelosi. “It’s a free country. I wish it weren’t, but…”. Thank you for your honesty, Governor Patrick!

Meanwhile, Dingy Harry Reid has been getting hammered for his 2007 statement that “the war is lost and the Surge is not accomplishing anything!” Since the Surge turned out to be the war-winning strategy, Dingy was proven to be an idiot of the first order, so what’s a good Democrat to do in this situation. Why, lie about it, of course! His campaign people stepped in when they say that mistake and tried to cover it by saying that when he said “the war is lost” it caused the Bush Administration to change tactics, which lead to the war being won. Sorry, liars, but he said that “the Surge is not accomplishing anything”, when it was the Surge that turned things around and brought final (unless Obama screws something up) victory.

So really…how’s that “Recovery Summer” goin’? Much more of this kind of recovery and we’ll ALL be unemployed!

The Power behind the Throne…or rather the undisputed king of the liberals (he speaks, they say “YES, SIR!!!”), George Soros is at it again. Since he and the rest of the liberals are TERRIFIED of the Tea Party (much more than they are of muslim terrorists), he has joined up with a number of lib organizations to trash the Tea Party as much as possible, concentrating on the false claims of racism and threats of violence at Tea Party events and by bloggers who are Tea Party members. Expect them to infiltrate events posing as racist Tea Partiers to prove their own points and to make blog posts under assumed names to do the same. If the Tea Party was so racist, why haven’t they been able to collect the $100,000.00 reward put up by Andrew Breitbart for proof of racism?

Looks like our esteemed First Black President (shhhhh, nobody mention that he’s half-white…he doesn’t claim any of THAT heritage) gave a black man credit for a white man’s quote on his new Oval Office carpet. Does he know ANYTHING about our pre-Vietnam history?

Stories like this make me quite glad to live in The Great State of Texas!

Here we go again. A cleric of the “Religion of Peace” is calling for the beheading of a Dutch politician because he dares to publicly state the goals of Islam. This is yet another reminder that we are in a war of religion that has lasted for over 1300 years and will not end until the world is 100% muslim or 100% non-muslim.

The Religion of Peace has been caught in action again in Lebanon. This time, a house was rocked by an explosion, and minutes later Hezbollah militants were seen removing weapons from the house. Oh, and by the way, the house was in southern Lebanon in an area supposedly controlled by the Useless Nations. Hezbollah is prohibited by the UN from having weapons south of the Litani River, but the UN obviously lets them have their weapons there anyway. Yes, despite their words to the contrary, the UN assists Islamic terrorists whenever possible.

Regular Claw contributor “Beachmom” weighs in yet again with a great link. Here’s a site that is a history of Jihad against the human race. It is quite useful when dealing with those people who try to say that Islam is a religion of peace and is not a threat to the western world, and if you need a simple tutorial on Islam, check this column from Guilty Government’s blog.

The Administration may be continually claiming that any rumors of the Sultan being a muslim are false, but why do they keep giving ammunition to the people who have noticed that he is indeed a muslim? Now they have invited muslim leaders to a workshop to show them how to get more taxpayer money. If he did this for Christian groups, the media and the left (sorry for repeating myself) would be having kittens!

While the Administration and their left wing sycophants are busy denying the truth, the Minister of State for Industries in Pakistan knows what religion Bu’raq al Obama belongs to, and he wants Bu’raq to become the Amir-ul-Momineen, or Caliph of Muslims (that’s leader of all muslims for the non-arabic speakers). Ayatollah Durrani, a former member of the Pakistan Ideological Council and therefore a man who knows true muslims, is calling for Bu’raq to lead Eid prayers at Ground Zero on September 11, on the day of the Eid-ul-Fitr festival of Ramadan.

The Blog Prof has a short column showing how the not-so-reverend-Al is doing in Obama’s “post-racial” world. Looks like voters trump race cards when the chips are down.

All The Crawfish can say about this little link is…only in Than Franthithco.

Let’s see…an illegal alien threatens a cop with a knife. The illegal alien assumes room temperature. The Mexicans of El Lay protest and riot. Why do we put up with this crap?

An icon of communism/socialism has now come out and stated that it doesn’t work. Meanwhile, the Obama-Reid-Pelosi team is going for it at full throttle. Some people never learn.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic violence.
-Constitution of the United States, Article IV, Section 4.
Quote suggested by Peppermint2 in response to the Obama-Holder-Judge Bolden opposition of Arizona’s anti-illegal immigrant law

Thursday, September 2, 2010

9-2-2010 The Weekly Claw

Sorry for being a day late, but The Crawfish had an optometry appointment after work yesterday, including eye dilation. I couldn’t read the ‘puter screen until almost bedtime, and that was complicated by some power outages. Anyway, is there any better way to celebrate V-J Day than with a fresh Claw? For those of you who were “educated” by unionized public school teachers, September 2, 1945, was the date of the Japanese surrender aboard the USS Missouri to end World War II, if y’all even know that we fought the Japanese.

OhgoodLord. The Hillary! and Obama State Department has now shown the whole world how much they really do detest everything about our own nation. They have submitted a report to the United Nations detailing how our country violates human rights constantly, and discriminates against every person who is not a white, male, heterosexual, conservative, non-elderly Christian. If this story doesn’t make you want to puke, you must be an extreme left wing liberal, but it gets worse. The report specifically calls out Arizona’s SB1070, essentially putting Arizona’s state law up for review by the United Nations. Needless to say, Governor Brewer is PISSED!

Speaking of human rights violations and discrimination, the liberals keep screaming about how intolerant and hateful the right wing nutjobs (also known as all non-liberals) are toward America’s peace-loving muslim population. Every utterance or action that is in opposition to the Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet of Hate is considered “hate” by the left. Muslims are VICTIMS every day! Really? Let’s take a look at the facts, shall we? The “hate crimes” figures are now available for 2008. There were 7,783 incidents that year that were classified as “hate crimes”, which should mean (according to the left) that 7,700 “hate crimes” were probably committed by us evil, racist, ignorant Southern folk. Oops. Sorry, but 1,381 of them, 17.74%, were committed in the liberal enclave known as Cauli-forneeea. Were muslims the main target nationwide? So sorry, but muslims were victims only 105 times, or 1.35% of the time. Jews were the victims over 10 times as often as muslims.

As long as the “Religion of Peace” is the topic, why don’t we take a look at the muslims who performed a trial run for another aerial terrorist attack this week? The Crawfish is sure that it is just a coincidence that they are muslims.

Let’s complete this circle and head back to Arizona and their fights against the Sovereign State of Arizona. The Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department has filed yet another lawsuit. This time, it is against the Maricopa County Colleges, because they had the unmitigated gall to ask non-citizens for their green cards before giving them jobs! That’s DISCRIMINATION!!!!! It seems that federal law does not require that non-citizens be able to prove that they do in fact have green cards to get jobs in the United States, even though that is the sole purpose of the cards. Does this madness have an end?

A nutjob armed with a gun and homemade bombs took hostages at the Discovery Channel’s headquarters in Maryland. When word of the incident hit the airwaves, liberals were pleased, since this had to be another conservative kook whose actions would help lead them to overturning the Second Amendment. Unfortunately for the libs, the moron was a liberal envirowacko and big fan of The Prophet Algoracle. If you want a good series of chuckles, take a gander at his manifesto. I’m talkin’ seriously whacked out. Thankfully, the police have spared the taxpayers the expenses of a trial and incarceration.

The Arrogant Imbecile is at it again. Press Secretary Gibbs was on “Fox & Friends” Tuesday morning and tried to tell Gretchen Carlson that CANDIDATE Obama said, during the debate over the “Surge” in 2007, “adding 20,000 men and women into Iraq would improve the security situation.” Gretchen called him on it, but Gibbs insisted “He (Obama) said there was no doubt that adding 20,000 men and women would improve the security situation.” In fact, Obama flat out stated in January of 2007, “I am not persuaded that 20,000 additional troops in Iraq is going to solve the sectarian violence there. In fact, I think it will do the reverse.” Do these jerks really think that we will believe their lies? Don’t they realize that we know how to look up stuff on the internet?

All that really needs to be said about this story is…GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!!

Poll Katz e-mailer “REC48” sends along this little link from World Net Daily. It seems that the tolerant lefties are anything but peaceful and tolerant if you read the song lyrics at the end of the article. The article starts with an expose of a Democratic Congresswoman’s ties with and membership in the Democratic Socialists of America, and continues on with some of the associations our Dear Leader has had with the group. America, we tried to warn you.

Last week, The Crawfish brought y’all the story about how the Administration is dropping all deportation cases against illegals who haven’t committed any crimes (besides being in the nation illegally). Check out this conversation between Megyn Kelly and Lou Dobbs. Dobbs says that this is a de-facto surrender of our national sovereignty.

Speaking of a surrender by our Administration, they proved this week exactly which side they are on in the war of Islam vs. the World. The Affirmative Action Attorney General, at the direction of King Bu’raq al Obama, ordered the Injustice Department to drop the charges against the coordinator of the attack on the USS Cole. Roger Clemons faces trial for lying to Congress, but no charges for a muslim who kills United States Navy Sailors. Yep, that makes sense.

Don’tcha hate it when even the Associated Press puts out stories showing that what Obama and Biden have to say is just spin? This Recovery Summer really hasn’t been too kind to Gaffes.

The Noo Yawk Post published a column about teachers complaining after looking over the Regents exam and its passages about religious movements in history. The passages were all positive concerning Islam, but slammed Christians as backward, behind the times, and destructors. The Blog Prof has a good column on this controversy.

Even the Eye-talians have recognized that Islam isn’t a valid religion. They are denying the muzzies the revenue from taxes that the rest of the religions in Italy get.

OhgoodLord. The Crawfish believes that the NFL should ban all hair from protruding more than 2” from a helmet, since it could easily cause a broken neck if one of those morons was to be tackled by his hair (which is considered part of his uniform and legal to grab). In the meantime, the worst offender, Troy Polamalu, has had his flowing locks insured for $1,000,000.00. Personally, I think he looks like an idiot. Long hair is for GIRLS, Troy!

There’s some weird stuff goin’ on in Houston. An ACORN-style group has tried to get thousands of illegal and phony voter registration cards accepted, and as soon as it was discovered, the warehouse that has all the records and voting machines somehow burns to the ground. I smell a Community Organizer and some purple-shirted union thugs, although the local Democrats are blaming Republicans.

Poll Katz e-mailer “Ginny” figured out why Conservatives and Constitutionalists are considered to be the “right”, while socialists, Marxists, fascists, liberals, and Democrats (sorry for repeating myself there) are considered to be the “left”. She found the answer in the Bible. Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)
“The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”

The Congressional Racist Cau…er, Congressional Black Caucus is really having a bad summer. Yet another of their members has been caught in ethics violations. This time it is longtime Dallas Congresscritter Eddie Bernice Johnson who committed ethical no-no’s and will probably cry “RACISM!!!” over it. She took scholarship money and gave it to her relatives and to children of her staffers, in violation of nepotism rules. She was asked about it last week and denied the allegations, but when the evidence was put in front of her, she said that she had “unknowingly” given the scholarships to her relatives and the children of staffers. Unknowingly, my arse!

Get a load of this one. Secretary of Education Duncan had an e-mail sent out to all of the Department of Education staff “inviting” them to attend the not-so-reverend Al “Tawana Brawley” Sharpton’s anti-Beck rally. What would have happened in the liberal press if a Bush Cabinet official had put out such an e-mail “inviting” department staff to a conservative rally in DC?

An alternative headline for this article could be “The Crawfish will live FOREVER!”

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

“The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic violence.
-Constitution of the United States, Article IV, Section 4.
Quote suggested by Peppermint2 in response to the Obama-Holder-Judge Bolden opposition of Arizona’s anti-illegal immigrant law