Wednesday, June 30, 2010

6-30-2010 The Weekly Claw

We’ll start off this edition with an acknowledgment of the passing of Senator Robert Byrd. While his racist history and his record of voting with the far left is plain to see, most will not remember that he was a parliamentarian without modern equal. He knew the rules and etiquette of the Senate like no other, and even opposed his own party when they tried to misuse the “Slaughter Rule” to ram stuff through without proper votes. He should have known what that rule actually said and what it meant, since he was the one who wrote it. Once he left his KKK days behind him, he became someone who all Senators and Presidents respected even when they disagreed with him. Now that he is gone, the remaining 10% of the roads, bridges, Post Offices, and schools in West By God Virginia that haven’t been named for him probably will be.

At least the other nations of the G-20 have leaders who aren’t as stooooopid as Obama. While he keeps on proclaiming that the only way to end the recession and reduce our deficits is to spend, spend, spend, the others have noted that governmental spending is what has caused the big debt crises, and they want the nations of the G-20 to cut their deficit spending by at least 50% by 2013.

Regular Claw contributor “Beachmom” sends along this video showing that in Dearborn, Michigan, the police officially describe handing out Christian material “disorderly conduct”. You see, Dearborn is heavily populated by the Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet, and in the lands of the Pedophilic False Prophet it is illegal to possess Christian literature or to preach Christianity. Dearborn is now, evidently, a muslim nation unto itself. Notice in this report of the incident from the Associated Press that the police chief’s name is Haddad, which is a muslim name, but he says he’s taking no side in this “dispute”, although he does allow his officers to make illegal arrests in support of Islam.

It looks like The Chosen One and Gaffes were a bit premature in their announcement of “Recovery Summer” last week. Sales of new homes in May dropped to their lowest level on record, and this comes on the heels of a report that sales of existing homes sank as well. Okay, so that wasn’t good news. How’s the “Recovery Summer” looking with jobs? Dang, that ain’t lookin’ very good either. Maybe there’s recovery news from the stock markets. Ooops! I guess the “Recovery” is nothing but lies.

Here at The Weekly Claw, we’ve spent quite a bit of time busting on Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy, the Kennedy family, and a whole host of other liberals who claim to be good Catholics but oppose the Catholic Church on the issues of abortion-on-demand, partial-birth abortion, and homosexuality. We’ve also busted on America’s JINOs (Jews In Name Only) who support Democrat politicians who are in favor of abortion-on-demand, partial-birth abortion, homosexuality, and the destruction of Israel. Well we have some allies in this now. The Rabbinical Alliance of America is an organization made up of over 800 Orthodox rabbis, and they are coming out in opposition to The Anointed One’s choice of Elena Kagan for the Supreme Court. They are even pleading to Republican Senators to launch a filibuster against Kagan. You see, Kagan claims to be a Jew, but the rabbis had this to say about her: “It is clear from Ms. Kagan's record on issues such as abortion-on-demand, partial-birth-abortion, the radical homosexual and lesbian agenda, the 'supremacy' of the anti-family panoply over religious liberties of biblical adherents, et. al., that she will function as a flame-throwing radical, hastening society's already steep decline into Sodom and Gomorrah.” Amen, brothers!

If this little exchange doesn’t enlighten you as to the ignorance and left wing nuttiness of Elena Kagan, I don’t know what will. Even Ginsburg seems to believe that Kagan is an idiot with no valid argument!

Kagan’s testimony before the Senate has shown her to be completely unqualified to be a judge, much less an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. In this video, she says that the Constitution was meant to be interpreted over time, which means simply that the actual words of the Constitution don’t matter at all. She also said that there are times in which she might cite foreign laws in making decisions. Sorry, but the only laws that matter are the ones of our nation.

The liberals that own the city of Filthadelphia absolutely hate anything that represents patriotism and moral values, unless it is one of their tourist sites. They especially hate the Boy Scouts of America, and tried to ban them from the city-owned building that the Scouts had built and maintained under an agreement from 1928. At the heart of the matter is anti-morality liberalism in the form of heterophobic rights groups. The Scouts don’t allow queers, because their lifestyle is amoral and is opposed by the holy books of the three major world religions. Liberals CELEBRATE immoral behavior. A federal jury said that the Scouts are in the right.

The Supreme Court, in their “Citizens United” case, overturned the blatantly anti-Constitutional McLame-Feingold Act and its prohibition of free speech in political campaigns. This Angered The Chosen One and the rest of the Dim-ocrats to no end. His Majesty attacked the Supremes to their face, while intentionally mischaracterizing the case and ruling (also called LYING about it), in his State of the Disunion address, with his Thug Party minions cheering and jeering all around the Supremes. Upchuck Schumer called the ruling (and thereby the First Amendment) “un-American.” He and the rest of the Dim-ocrats promised to get around it as soon as possible. Yes, they promised to get around the Constitution for their own political purposes. Well, now they appear to have done just that with the passage of the DISCLOSE Act, which severely limits campaign spending by companies of groups that received government bailouts and puts completely silly disclosure requirements on advertising that would cause the average 30-second radio or TV ad to have only about 10 seconds of issue and 20 seconds of disclosing who paid for the ad and who approved it. The bill also specifically exempts unions from all of the rules of this bill and lets them shuffle their money around so nobody that they support has to deal with the restrictions either. It is as if the Democrats believe that the First and Fifth Amendments have been overturned. Do they actually believe that this can pass any court besides the Ninth Circus?

The Congressional assault on freedom didn’t stop there. On Friday morning, Congress passed another 2,000+ page bill that nobody has read that will completely overhaul our financial system, although it will do absolutely NOTHING about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the two government-supported organizations that caused the current financial situation. Even Senator “Countrywide” Dodd said , “No one will know until this is actually in place how it works. But we believe we've done something that has been needed for a long time. It took a crisis to bring us to the point where we could actually get this job done.” In other words, the Democrats have put a whole bunch of junk in here to appeal to their base, but none of them knows what’s really in there.

The Supreme Court rules on the Second Amendment this week, with the usual four suspects declaring that the Second Amendment does not exist. Why is it possible for members of a nation’s highest court to not be able to read the nation’s Constitution? At least the majority rules properly, and this one was a biggie. Of course, being typical liberals and using the Chicago Way, Mayor Daley declared that the city would have a new ordinance in place soon to replace the one overturned by the Supremes. Sounds just like the liberal reaction to the Citizens United case.

Thanks to Poll Katz e-mailer “REC48”, we have this fine letter from an officer in the US Army who believes that the Republicans and all conservatives really do need to grow a spine. If the liberals insist on breaking the rules, we must call them on it!

Here is a wonderful example of the results of our public schools. Peggy West if the first Hispanic person elected to the Milwaukee County Board of Supervisors. She’s probably an ardent Obama supporter. Too bad she definitely is NOT smarter than a 5th grader. Heck, my youngest just finished THIRD grade and she’s smarter than this ditz, and has much better speech patterns. Anyway, she wants to boycott Arizona because of their new anti-non-dryback law. Her reasoning is that Arizona doesn’t need such a law because Arizona isn’t anywhere near the border with Mexico and doesn’t have a problem with illegal immigration.

Will this bit of information help us at all in getting Homeland Security Ditz Napolitano and her muslim boss to start taking border security seriously? The Crawfish doubts it, since those are some of the people Barack Obama wants to take over the United States.

Representative Pete Stark (D-People’s Republic of California), when a member of the Minutemen wants to ask him a question asks the Minuteman “Who are you going to kill today?” The anti-American Congresscritter then has the cojones to say that the border is secure. Check out his condescending attitude, smugness, and arrogance in this video. There is a small advertisement first, but the video is worth the wait. This guy needs to be brought up on sedition charges. As for his “Who are you going to kill today?” comment, Poll Katz e-mailer “REC48” had a retort that fits. He said “Anyone carrying a bag of drugs. The rest we'll just wound a little in the ass as they retreat from the sound of gunfire.”

As Houston’s Police Chief, Harold Hurtt was a supporter of “sanctuary cities” and opposed ICE’s programs that called for assistance by local cops to do the job. Now he has been selected by the Obama Administration for a position at Homeland Security that oversees partnerships between federal and local cops regarding immigration. In other words, he opposes the very policies that he is in charge of. The widow of one of his officers has filed a lawsuit against him because of his failure to comply with immigration laws, which directly lead to the shooting death of her husband by a non-dryback.

While the “government” of Felipe Calderone is portraying the teenager who was shot and killed by our Border Patrol as some kind of innocent victim, reality has seeped to the surface. This same little angel had been caught at least four times smuggling drugs across the border. In other words, he should have been shot long ago.

This story’s guaranteed to make you say “HUH?!?!?!” and then laugh. It seems that the Psychotic Midget with the Funky Hair and High Heels believes that the US owes his nation big bucks for our hostility toward them over the past 60 years. I can’t make up stuff this hilarious.

Obama’s mentor, Hugo the Red, is nationalizing some offshore oil rigs in Venezuela’s waters. They belong to an American company. Will the Obama Administration lift a hand to support American business interests? Yeah, right.

Considering what the media and the leftists (sorry for repeating myself again) have been saying for the past 10 years, The Crawfish thought it was W who was the public idiot, but as y’all know the truth is never found in the lamestream media.

Time and again throughout recorded history, the Jewish people have been on the receiving end of attempted genocide. Since the founding of modern Israel, the arab nations and fundamentalist muslims have been trying to exterminate Israel. With that said, take a look at who is now threatening the Jews and calling THEM “genocidal”? Shouldn’t he be looking after his own problematic nation?

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

The Constitution of the United States

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

6-23-2010 The Weekly Claw

Egad! The Crawfish has met the enemy and he is….me? As of this past week, I am officially a card-carrying member of the UAW, and yes my local union hall does have signs out front supporting the Dim-ocrat candidate in the Texas gubernatorial race. I’m gonna have to work on some of these people.

I really don’t understand why there’s such a fuss over these comments by Joe Barton, who was MY Congresscritter until the last round of redistricting after the 2000 census. He’s got a legitimate point and takes care to point out that BP should be completely liable for all damages and subject to possible prosecution. I e-mailed his office (here’s the link…link courtesy of fellow blogger AfterShock), and this is what I said:

Representative Barton,
When my wife and I first bought our house, we were in your district. Even though we are represented by Kay Granger now, we still support you.
What the GOP leadership did to you this week was reprehensible. I have watched the entirety of your comments regarding BP, and you were spot on. You stated that BP was liable for all damages and was possibly criminally negligent. What more do the leaders want? Oh, that's right. You called out the Administration for their anti-Constitutional tactics and their Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton-style shakedown. It is about time somebody in the GOP had the intestinal fortitude to call it like it is with this bunch.
Keep up the good work!

In another case of “do as we say, not as we do”, the Administration is heavily criticizing BP’s CEO for participating in a yacht race over the weekend, but defending Hi s Majesty’s golf outing, saying he needed to “decompress”. I could understand that if he was actually behaving Presidential. Anyway, does he not think that the BP CEO might need to decompress as well? I do believe the BP CEO has been under a bit more stress lately.

This is too rich. The Chosen One and his sidekick Gaffes are kicking off a six-week campaign and media event that they’re calling “Recovery Summer” to highlight all of the jobs that they and the so-called “stimulus” have created. This comes just a week after the latest jobs figures showed that in April there were 431,000 jobs created, but that 411,000 of them are temporary census jobs, and it comes on the same day as the latest unemployment numbers came out showing an increase in first-time claims to 472,000. You really can’t believe a word that comes from those two idiots.

A tribe in Connecticut whose casino earned every single man, woman, and child of the tribe almost $30,000.00 last year (more for those who also work there) benefitted greatly from their friendliness with retiring Senator Chris “Countrywide” “Freddie and Fannie” Dodd. He managed to steer $54,000,000.00 from the so-called “stimulus” to the Mohegan Tribe. I wish I could get a check for almost $120,000.00 for my family of four every year without working at all and still get porkulus money sent my way.

But wait…I found yet another waste of quite a bit of your tax dollars! Actually, Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin found it, but I found it on her website!

This waste of taxpayer money is even more appalling! Why do we need to study condom use for IV drug users, and an even bigger why for having that study in KAZAKHSTAN! IV drug users just need to assume room temperature, and who really cares about condom use in the central Asian republics? The hat tip goes to Poll Katz e-mailer “REC48”.

The artist of this editorial cartoon gets it!

Bless you, boys! Now for an encounter with Ghana on Saturday.

Anti-American moronity seems to have no bounds when you are dealing with the left and unionized public schools. A boy’s patriotic hat is “not appropriate” because it has little green Army men on it and (HORROR OF HORRORS!) they have GUNS! The principal said he could wear the hat if the Army men were replaced with ones that have no guns. So….medics and chaplains only, although the red cross on the medic helmets is a Christian symbol, so he’s verboten, and the chaplain is only okay if he’s a muslim chaplain. A tip of The Crawfish’s patriotic hat goes to Poll Katz e-mailer “Ginny” for that story.

Does the Obama Administration really want to take care of the oil spill, or do they just want to use it as a political tool to get Crrap-and-Tax passed and to bash Big Oil? First they get the EPA and Army Corps of Engineers to halt Louisiana’s plan to build sand berms to stop the oil from reaching the coast (which was a part of the Coast Guard’s approved contingency plans), with the excuse being that there first needed to be an Environmental Impact Study. Which is a bigger environmental problem: sand offshore or oil onshore? Now Governor Jindal’s usage of oil-skimming barges has been halted by the Coast Guard even though the barges have been proven to work.

Governor Jindal eventually started building the sand berms anyway, but now the Moron in Chief has sic’d the US Fish and Wildlife Department on the State of Louisiana, halting the berm construction once again. The excuse this time is that the dredging operation that gets the sand for the berms is taking place in a sensitive area, and that the sand needs to be taken from another area farther offshore, which will take more time to do and will cost more money. Ain’t it amazin’ how the anti-capitalists use supposedly environmental concerns to ruin the environment in order to attack capitalism in the form of energy companies?

Obama’s Labor Secretary is setting up a phone line for non-drybacks to call in if they’re not treated “fairly” in the workplace. For them to be treated “fairly” should mean that they are deported and their employers jailed.

The Crawfish ain’t sayin’ that the border situation under the Obama Administration is completely outta control, but stories like this one and this one and even this one seem to point out that we’re at a critical point down there. It really would be nice to have a government that gave a damn about our national security.

Blogger “INTHENOW” gets credit for sending this story to me. While the Administration says he’s lying, The Crawfish is inclined to believe Senator Kyl of Arizona when he says that Barack Hussein Obama told him that he won’t get serious about border security until the GOP gives in on “comprehensive immigration reform” (aka AMNESTY). Senator Kyl doesn’t have a track record of lying, but as you will see once again in the next paragraph the Obamites do have such a history.

We told you that the promises that Dear Leader made regarding Obamacare were nothing but lies, especially his promise that if you like your current insurance plan you can keep it. This week, Dear Leader quietly made sure that most plans that were supposedly “grandfathered” in will not be allowed to carry forward. The Crawfish wonders why there were no headlines about this. Thanx to Congresscritter Kay Granger for sending me that bit of info.

Blogger “Gray Ghost” sends us a nice piece about our good friends at CAIR, the Council on American Islamic Relations. You know them don’tcha? The Crawfish was once on their “watch” list because of some of the truths I put forward about the Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet. Anyway, they are supposedly a civil rights organization, although they have had numerous ties with muslim terrorist organizations and were once named as an “unindicted co-conspirator” in an Islamic terrorism-related case. For a civil rights group, they sure don’t seem to CAIR one little bit about muslim victims when the perp is an imam. They’re probably miffed that a muslim leader got some bad press, since it is bad for their image. Sorry, but they can’t all be beheaders…

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

6-16-2010 The Weekly Claw

Sooooo much of the news this week was either repetitive or boring. BP and Obama’s anger at them was the big theme, but I just didn’t find most of that schtuff Claw-worthy.

This is a really sad statement concerning the City of Brotherly Hate and the rest of the nation. Having lived on the outskirts of Filthadelphia for 7 of the past 15 years, I can’t claim to be surprised one bit.

Let us all hope that if it comes down to it, this story is actually true. I THINK the Saudis would play ball, but you can never be sure with muslims and Israel.

Meanwhile, there is no denying that the Obama Administration opposes the continued existence of Israel. The Obamites will support a UN investigation of Israel’s actions against the terrorism flotilla, but note that the investigation will not be looking into the purpose of the flotilla and the roles that Turkey, Hamas, and many groups associated with the Muslim Brotherhood played in the event.

James Cole is The Chosen One’s nominee for the position of Deputy Attorney General. In 2002, James Cole proved himself to be an idiot of the highest order. He proclaimed that the attacks of September 11, 2001, were NOT an act of war, but rather were just “criminal acts”. Sorry Mr. Cole, but they were just another of the acts carried out by Islam in their Koran-mandated war against the rest of the world.

Then again, what would you expect of an Obama nominee? I mean, let’s take a look at what Obama’s Deputy National Security Advisor for Terrorism and Homeland Security has to say. Since that’s his job, you’d think he’d have a clue, right? Uh…no. He says that “violent extremists” are VICTIMS of “political, economic, and social forces.” Say WHAT? First of all, they are not “extremists” at all, but rather are warriors of Islam carrying out the commandments of the Koran, which says that all non-believers must be converted, enslaved, or put to the sword (that means murdered or otherwise killed for those of you who voted for Obama). Secondly, they are not victims of political, economic, and social forces. They embrace those forces, since those forces are called ISLAM!

Regular Claw reader “Peppermint” sent along an article that will probably only be a surprise in that Obama admitted this before his time in office was complete. He told the Egyptian Foreign Minister that he is indeed a muslim. Was there really any doubt?

The next head of the Church of England is a lover of Islam as well, which is probably good for him since his family and the British government have been allowing the muzzies to take over parts of the country.

At least one official in the Church of England is on the right track! Thanx to Poll Katz e-mailer “Bill” for this one. Now can we get this done for firearms here in the USA?

What is more important right now: cleaning up the oil in the Gulf of Mexico or appeasing unions? Well, since the Governors of all of the Gulf states are Republicans and those states gave all of their electoral votes to McLame, you can bet your paycheck that Obama considers his union base to be much more important than those states. As you read this article regarding the Jones Act, note that the White House and the unions are using the same lies, saying that American ships are already doing the job well and that there is no need to bring foreign-flagged ships into the cleanup effort.

Never let a good crisis go to waste. That has been the mantra of the folks in this Administration, and they’re at it again. They are using the oil spill as a campaign point, a fundraising point, and as part of their push to get Crrap-And-Tax passed immediately.

The Crawfish didn’t bother to watch His Majesty’s televised speech on Tuesday. I’m guessing it was a good decision, considering that even the crazies at PMSNBC were trashing it and comparing him to Jimmuh Cahtuh.

Another liberal judge has imposed his will upon a village in Noo Yawk. Since the village is mostly white, the Hispanics haven’t been able to get one of their candidates elected as a village trustee. The solution? Give everybody 6 votes, which they can use for 6 candidates, or even give all 6 to a single candidate. Where does the Constitution give the government the right to interfere with local elections? Oh, that’s right…IT DOESN’T! The judge says he’s doing this because the village was violating the Voting Rights Act, but since anything in that act that deals with anything except federal elections is Constitutionally null and void, the judge is full of (the rest of this sentence is self-censored).

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

The Constitution of the United States

Thursday, June 10, 2010

6-10-2010 The Weekly Claw

Sorry for being a day late this week. Life at Casa Crustacean has been a bit hectic this week.

We’ll start this week’s edition with a bit of sad news. Legendary UCLA basketball coach and all-around class act John Wooden died Friday at age 99. We should all wear Bruin Blue tomorrow in his honor.

We also mourn the passing of another American Hero. Lemuel Bahe Lazzie was one of the Navajo Code Talkers in the US Marine Corps in WW2. One final salute to you, Sir.

I’ve heard of being politically correct, but this just goes to the point of being politically STOOOPID!

Does this pronouncement mean that Obama and the Dim-ocrats are finally going to stop blaming W for everything under the sun? The Crawfish doubts it.

I’ve said it before, and I know I’ll say it a bunch more times, but we really do need to secure our borders and get serious about combating illegal immigrants. One of the ways to do so is, of course, to heavily punish companies/company owners/hiring managers who give jobs to illegals. Another way is to end the “anchor baby” incentive. To do that we need a Constitutional Amendment that would rewrite the first sentence of Amendment XIV, Section 1 to read "All persons naturalized in the United States or born in the United States to parents who are within the United States legally, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

His Majesty thinks we are all morons. He’s crowing about a whopping 431,000 jobs created in May, which isn’t a bad number at all until you take a closer look at those jobs. 411,000 of them are TEMPORARY jobs with the Census. Those jobs have almost exactly ZERO positive impact on the economy, yet he’s bragging about them.

How much hatred do the liberals and the media (but I repeat myself) have for Jews and Israel? Take a look at what the Queen of the White House Press Corpse has to say. Earth to Helen Thomas: the Jewish homeland has been Israel since the Exodus.

On the other hand, how much love do the liberals and the media (again, sorry for the repeat) have for muslim terrorists? The Washington Post published a story that included a mention that our intel services were monitoring the communications of a top muslim terrorist leader. The terrorist read it and immediately stopped using that computer and that cell phone, which allowed him to avoid an airstrike. Thanx, WaPo!

“I do not think that Hamas is a terrorist organization.” That statement comes from (surprise, surprise) the Prime Minister of the muslim nation that sent the convoy loaded with activists and militants to break through the Israeli blockade of Gaza. It is beyond time to kick Turkey out of NATO and classify them as supporters of terrorism.

It is truly amazing to witness the lengths that the UN will go to in order to support Islamic terrorists. Now, the UN is trying to say that the American use of drone aircraft to kill our enemies is illegal. How much Afghani opium have those dolts been smoking?

There is one person in the news lately who is an enemy of the Armed Forces of the United States, and is an ally of the folks in Saudi Arabia who wish to impose Shariah Law throughout the world. This person would probably side with Shariah Law over our Constitution. This person is none other than Elena Kagan, The Chosen One’s SCOTUS nominee. That link come to y’all courtesy of Poll Katz e-mailer “Ron”.

The Religion of Peace was in the news again on Sunday, with two American citizens being arrested at JFK Airport while on their way to Somalia to help Al-Qaeda kill Americans there. One of them had been quoted as saying he’d return to America, which he called a “crap hole” to kill if the leaders told him to. If America is such a “crap hole”, then we need to send all of those Followers of the Pedophilic False Prophet back to their lovely sandboxes.

The Taliban has shown just how “merciful” they and Allah are. They executed a 7-year old boy supposedly for spying.

The World Cup starts Friday, but even though islamic nations are involved, the muslim leaders of Somalia have declared that spectator sports are unislamic, and those caught watching the World Cup on television face execution. It just doesn’t fit into their 7th century mindset and prevents young men from carrying out jihad.

Helen Thomas’ remarks about the Jews of Israel were FINALLY enough to get her fired (“immediate retirement” was the official terminology, but…), but there is another liberal media hound who is defending her and saying she was right. Yes, some people still allow Rosie O’Donnell on television and radio for some unknown reason.

Back to the liberal media for a moment. We now have another high-ranking member of the media finally admitting that he’s a creature of the extreme left, probably because he was having a hard time hiding it. The Deputy Political Director at ABC News is leaving the network to join the media and political arm of the SEIU. Can you see the shock on my face? Me neither.

The Crawfish believes that this father should not face any charges at all. The cops should have asked for a re-enactment as part of their investigation and then declared the actions completely justified. Thanx to Poll Katz e-mailer “Ginny” for that story.

Color me completely unsurprised, but it appears that the whole H1N1 flu scare was as much of a lie as The Prophet Algoracle’s Glo-Bull Warming. When municipalities were reporting that any death possibly related to flu-like symptoms were to be classified as H1N1-related, that was a giveaway. When the expected pandemic never occurred despite the scare mongering and numbers inflation, it became time to FOLLOW THE MONEY!

OhgoodLord! California’s Representative Linda Sanchez says that white supremacist groups were the driving force behind Arizona’s anti-illegal immigrant law. They will say ANYTHING to get the Hispanic vote!

Mexican teens attempting to illegally cross the border threw rocks at a Border Patrolman this week. The Border Patrolman, facing deadly force from multiple sources, fired on them and killed one. The Mexican government is angry. Dear Presidente Calderone, screw you! YOUR people were the aggressors and should have ALL been killed.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"Freedom- no word was ever spoken that has held out greater hope, demanded greater sacrifice, needed to be nurtured, blessed more the giver, damned more its destroyers, or come closer to being God’s will on earth, and I think that’s worth fighting for if necessary." – General of the Army Omar N. Bradley

The Constitution of the United States

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

6-2-2010 The Weekly Claw

Okay, Memorial Day weekend is over. The Crawfish is somewhat recovered. There’s lightning in the area, so I’ve gotta get this posted before we get a power hit. Let’s Roll!

The world is condemning Israel for their actions against the terrorist-supporting flotilla, but it was all a set-up by the terrorist groups, the nation that wants to lead the Islamic world like it did from 1453 to the end of WW1 (Turkey), and the leftists of Europe and the United States. The main group organizing the event, International Humanitarian Relief Foundation, is based in Turkey and is a part of the Muslim Brotherhood, one of the main Islamist organizations. Al-Jazeera had a film crew aboard the lead vessel, and they documented the preparations for battle a day before the Israeli actions. The whole exercise was designed to provoke a response from Israel, and that’s just what they got. If these were really “peace activists” like they claimed, then why were they wearing masks and wielding pipes, knives, and firearms when the Israelis attempted to board their vessel? Why did they attack the Israelis with deadly force before the Israelis so much as pointed a single weapon their way? This video shows clearly that the Israelis were NOT firing on the terrorists as they came down the ropes. They were being attacked from the first instant.

While the Obama Administration quickly expressed “regret” over the incident and fully supports the UN’s investigation, which will be run entirely by arabs and other anti-Israel nations, there were actually a few Democrats who saw the incident for what it was and support the Israeli actions.

Here we go again with one of The Crawfish’s pet peeves. Some dumb-bass judge in Connecticut has ruled that two high schools cannot hold their graduation ceremonies in a church because it is an unConstitutional endorsement of religion. Is the school district Congress and is the decision on where to hold the ceremonies a law? If the answer to either question is “NAY”, then the “establishment clause” of the First Amendment, which reads “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”, is not applicable, which means the judge has no clue what she is talking about and is not qualified to be a judge in federal court.

It ain’t just Connecticut this week. There’s a monument in Corruptionois that is eleven stories tall and in need of repair. An atheist is complaining that the repairs would be unConstitutional and is threatening a lawsuit. You see, the monument is a memorial cross, so this MUST be a separation of church and state issue, right? This just proves yet again that liberals not only refuse to read their own bills in Congress, but that none of them have ever really read the Constitution.

This week’s winner of the Golden DUH! Award is British Airways. Somebody’s definitely gonna be unemployed over this gaffe. Actually, probably more than one person, since somebody made the image and somebody else approved it.

A slightly different award, the Golden Bovine Turd Award, goes to Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy, for having the unmitigated gall to say that as a Catholic, she must pursue public policies that are in keeping with the values of Jesus Christ. Just how in the world does support for abortion and opposition to a ban on partial-birth abortions come anywhere close to the values of Jesus Christ? She’s just reminding us that she is a hypocritical liar.

President Obama is going to send 1200 National Guard troops to the border. Well, that is a start in the right direction. Wait…what was that you say? The troops aren’t going there to secure the border against illegal aliens? They’re going there to stop the fictitious flow of guns into Mexico and drugs only into the US? They’re doing the job that Mexican President Calderone requested, and not the job that is required of the federal gummint??? Only in the Era of Obama.

It doesn’t pay to be a union stooge when you try to speak out against someone who knows what he’s talking about, especially if you are too stoooopid to know how much your paycheck is! Noo Joisey Guvna Chris Christie schooled this teacher!

Looks like Tipper Gore has finally had enough of her husband’s going off the edge and is kicking him out of the door to protect her sanity. Can ya blame her?

Everybody outside of Holland knew that Joran van der Sloot was involved with the death and disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba, but his father got him off. Now we know van der Sloot is a serial killer. He is the only suspect in the murder of a woman in Peru over the weekend, and he may get away scot-free yet again. He slipped over the border into Chile before the authorities could catch up with him.

The Crawfish is glad to see that there’s at least one politician who agrees with one of my main ideas regarding illegal immigration. Rand Paul says we shouldn’t be giving citizenship to babies of illegals. Back when I wrote my (only partially tongue in cheek) American Tradition Party Platform 2008, I said that a Constitutional amendment would be required to make this happen. The amendment could be written so simply as to fit right in with the rest of the early amendments, unlike any of today’s bills that are 2000+ pages long and are never read by the people voting upon it. Here’s what it would say, “This Amendment changes the first sentence of Section 1 of Amendment XIV to read ‘All persons naturalized in the United States or born within the United States to parents who are within the United States legally, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.’” I’d be willing to bet that 80% of the American populace would have no problem with that language.

Joe Sestak wasn’t the only Democratic politician offered a job by the Obama Administration in return for avoiding a primary battle that would use up Democratic Party campaign funds. Andrew Romanoff of Colorado also has some ‘fessin’ up to do. Bribery, just another trait of the most transparent administration in history.

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